Ryan Harris

@Madelaine_Burke @3AW693 So just a normal day then...

A fifth alleged offender has been charged in relation to the violence in Port Melbourne last week, involving a stolen Haval. A 14-year-old boy from the Port Phillip area, who was out on bail at the time, will appear before a children’s court today. @3AW693

@tim_michell I had to double check what date April fools falls on.

That Pendles gold jumper numbers can't be real, surely?

@wayne_m159 And it costs $85..

Video footage of the exact moment the BYD Yangwang u9 Xtreme reached a maximum speed of 496.22 km/h on the Track in Petersburg,Germany, officially beating the Bugatti Chiron super sport’s record as the world’s fastest production car

@7NewsMelbourne What a time to be alive for a criminal in Melbourne. Basically have free run of the place...

Children armed with jerry cans and balaclavas have been caught in a second suspected arson attack on a Southbank bar. In recent weeks, there have been almost two dozen incidents in an intensifying underworld war with gangsters recruiting kids to do their dirty work. @LauraTurner_7

@Rhys_2994 Pies too old too slow 🤭

Todays #AFLDonsPies game was a disappointment. They were in it until early in the 3rd, but the polish and skills of the pies proved to much. Pies have an average of around 100 games more experience, and it showed. The Bombers will be great, just give them games and time.

@QuantumGuard17 I'll bet you $100 nothing happens.

AOC says she has “no reason” to cooperate with federal auditors investigating her suspicious $22 million net worth. “I have the same right to privacy as everyone else.” Meanwhile, investigators are baffled—how does a socialist congresswoman go from bartender to multi-millionaire without something shady going on? One federal official warned: “It would be in her best interest to cooperate.” The walls are closing in.

@Tonethebone160 At the MCG today we all remove our hats during the pregame ANZAC day ceremony as a mark of respect to the fallen.

Well, that went well. You disrespect the fallen, only talk about yourself, and kept that fuckin baseball cap on your head. Where’s the respect? You got what you deserved, getting paid to speak WTC is not welcome at all at a dawn service.

@dennisrobertsAU @terkey76 😂😂😂

@terkey76 “Age shall not weary them …”

I am simply not mature enough for this banner #AflTigersDees

@PfitznerMiles It was deplorable.

This is one of the most strangely umpired games I have witnessed. No skin in the game with either side. It seems very inconsistent, with holding the ball especially. Strange. #AFL #AFLdeestigers

@burkenotwills What a howler

Not 15, exactly it went 25 at least, bloody horrible. #AFLTigersDees

@BaysideCollect It was 25! Only jumped out of my chair when she called not 15.

Eleni needs to get a tape measure out. No 15m my ass #AFLTigersDees

@knee_takea @WhellumAnthony Exactly. Weird thing to say.

@WhellumAnthony Thought the same, who cares when he can play, just hope he is ok

Thanks for nothing Jon Ralph, hoping he'll be ready for Fremantle next week? WTF #AFLDogsSwans

Our new Violence Reduction Unit is stopping youth crime before it starts, and that's why we're providing more funding to roll out more programs across Victoria.

We were right. Ilhan Omar owns a fake winery, and she just dissolved it after she got caught. She originally estimated her assets between $6 million and $30 million in her 2025 financial disclosure due to the fraudulent winery. She just filed an amendment slashing it down to just $95,000 and blaming an "accounting error." She clearly committed fraud against the federal government with her financial disclosure. When will she be kicked out of Congress? George Santos was kicked out for a lesser offense. Republicans need to do the same to Omar. The DOJ is also looking into her. She should be locked up after getting kicked out.

@IncrediblyBozza What did you expect

Get this. One of the 4 teenagers who committed the violent crime in Port Melbourne yesterday was out on bail, but here is the kicker, he was given bail again today after being caught. #auspol #springst

🚨 “SHE BETRAYED AMERICA” EXPEL ILHAN OMAR! Growing firestorm in Congress to boot Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar once and for all. She’s accused of betraying America, and now Majority Whip Tom Emmer is piling on, specifically calling out marriage fraud!

@9NewsMelb @JACKTWARD_ I don't know why we are all so outraged by this . It's just a normal part of society and our lives now. Best to just accept that and move instead of wasting energy on something that will never change.

A man has been charged with brandishing an imitation firearm, outside a busy Dandenong shopping centre. @JACKTWARD_ #9News

Gremlins! You?!

@simplyjasmina The Hollands situation is a clear indication of where @CarltonFC are at as a club.

it has come out that elijah hollands was infact having a mental health episode and not under the influence of drugs but it doesn't matter because people will still run with whatever they feel like believing. genuinely terrible. all of it. my heartbreaks for elijah.

@SandyXiaotong I can't believe my tax $$ is funding this rot.

INSTANT REGRET: Watch ABC host Sarah Ferguson instantly regret implying Australia should abandon fossil fuel discovery. “I want to move on!”