Sara Detenshen

Thread of photographers who patiently waited to capture the shot of a lifetime 🧵 1. Leonardo Sens (3 years)

@40smthngwstlnd @Devin_Heroux I’m pretty sure they’re Hillberg & Berk sparkle ball earrings.

I have always wondered: where does everyone get the sparkly ball earrings for the Scotties? @Devin_Heroux do you know? I love that they colour coordinate them. #STOH2024

How to give your cat a pill 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3) Retrieve cat from bedroom. Throw soggy pill away. 4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door on neck, leaving head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the fucking cat from tree across the road. Apologize to the neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13) Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14) Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15) Arrange for ASPCA to collect the mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL: 1) Wrap it in cheese.

@RandySkurdal @SaskPower And Wildwood

@offbeatorbit How is it still a tie?! 😂

At a wedding and having a big debate rn. Please vote. Who was hotter?

@RandySkurdal 😂 next season!

Each second of this is more amazing than the last

This is bait. Every time you see a critique of your city spending $ on something unnecessary, it’s bait for your outrage. And when we bite, as we all do, we make the problem worse. Let me explain. #yxe #yqr saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/decorative-all…

@thecolbykultgen Great thread!

13 lessons from the world's longest study of happiness:

It’s not pro life, it’s forced birth.

My column today: Sask. Party caught in path of abortion debate destruction leaderpost.com/opinion/column… via @leaderpost

@RandySkurdal I like it! I’m ready for the retro look.

This is so good! 😂

No, Mr. Premier. We're not going to blame #Indigenous people for the 4th wave. The last thing we need in this province is more racial division. Work with #FirstNations, bring up vaccination rates for all, because we're still last in the country. #SKpoli #Cdnpoli #COVID19SK

A Day to Listen - Teaching History and Reconciliation. I urge you to listen to this poem. Moving and powerful.

The tipi is up. The sacred fire has been lit and it will burn for the next 4 days for the 751 unmarked graves. Elders and youth gave prayers this morning for the people and children buried here and for all the people who are still healing from this discovery.

Able to get vaccinated at the Prairieland drive thru in an hour. From arriving to waiting my fifteen to leave. Very efficient process! #yxe #covid19SK #seconddose

Agreed, excellent panel to end the day on!! @EmzObrien @KatherineHomuth @nicoleverkindt @dearkid #WomenInBiz2021

@CBCAlerts Yes, this needs to happen immediately.

Saskatchewan First Nation leaders and premier call on federal government to examine residential school sites in wake of discovery of children's remains at former residential school in Kamloops, BC. cbc.ca/1.6047180