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Ashley Reese
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Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
NYC via LA เข้าร่วม Şubat 2009
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Probably only interesting to a small subset of New Yorkers, but the Carroll Street Bridge in Gowanus reopened this morning after 5 years!
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The LAPD is calling this a “large dog.”
Film The Police LA@FilmThePoliceLA
Imagine being scared of this dog.
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I FINALLY GOT STOPPED FOR ONE OF THOSE “ARE YOU A RAPPER” TIK TOKS 😭
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one of her neighbors called in a noise complaint because she was celebrating the knicks winning, mind your fuckin business and stop calling the police like its customer service
TMZ@TMZ
LAPD shoots and kills a dog as the owner celebrates the Knicks' NBA championship. 🎥: FOX 11 Los Angeles
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just a hair under 5'9
Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ@ParasocialMommy
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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@offbeatorbit Such a truth nuke, started happening when i was a kid. I wasnt allowed near stoves till 15, not allowed outside most the day just spent in my room, not allowed the radio or playing with other kids outside on our (hardly travelled) street in the suburbs. Stunted my growth fs
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terrified of anyone who has a problem with what she said.
Yashar Ali 🐘@yashar
In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills. The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern. @Jo_Frost
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OG Anunoby has risen to Messiah status on the Upper West Side.
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Wanda Sykes says Bill Maher confronted her after she dissed him on the Golden Globes stage in January:
"He was like, 'What was that about?' And I was like, 'It's a joke, Bill.' He's like, 'Well, I mean, it wasn't even a joke.' I said, 'Oh, no, I heard laughter. It was clearly a joke.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/b…
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We will never see a better child acting performance
Chase Snyder@ChasingSnyder
When Larry meets his date’s kid who falls in love with a swastika
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do you guys think a lingerie shop is like a shoe store? women try things on on the shop floor??
cyber@farspacehunter
adult women, yes. what is the purpose of a male in a shop that sells bras and panties? any man with a modicum of respect for women would never enter a lingerie store. it’s creepy as fuck. make him wait outside.
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@latkedelrey i feel like they had some asian noodle dish one that i would eat as a kid 😭
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@offbeatorbit the little macaroni and cheeses……. i could never forget
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you don’t even remember lean cuisine……… or the weight watchers popsicles…
Candace D.@DiaryofaSickGrl
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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@offbeatorbit you can probably find good food anywhere as long as you look for it and be open minded about it!
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Trying not to cry while explaining to my daughter while watching ms rachel why Rahaf is missing her leg. How do you even explain this to a 3yo. The world is so evil.
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