Green Puffers

@pallnandi Doesn’t hurt

You could fix 80% of marital problems if you just had more sex with your partner.

@TheHoopHerald Won’t make it, sorry. Great player and maxed out at this level. Not an accident that he succeeded in the big 10, where a slow white guy can do okay. Did you see the turnovers today? And he’s a SR playing against kids. They have men in the NBA and they all move like Miami.

What is Braden Smith’s Professional Ceiling? Will measure around 5’9 without shoes and won’t test off the charts at the combine His skill is HIGH level and winning translates He could benefit from the success Ryan Nembhard is having with the Mavs

@JhiBaylor This doesn’t prove anything. Who is the aggressor? Who was the stronger team? My guess is that number one seeds always have significantly higher free-throw counts. TCU is different and would depend more on the game.

At this point… Duke has 44 free throws attempted Siena/TCU have combined for 13 The Duke whistle never fades

@venom1s I would think the more forward-looking girls just skip to the end and avoid the decade of strife. The dumb and sweet ones go for love. Which I’d kind of prefer for my daughter FWIW, but that’s because I would probably help her if she needed it. No right answer.

Which guy would girls choose?

@latterdaylaura I hear you, but this is why kids are so soft. Dead beat dads (and moms) can go to hell, but the pendulum has obviously swung too far. There is such a thing as balance, where kids can struggle a hair and be stronger for it. And also where when they struggle mightily, we show up.

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

They have basically been doing it this way for years. That first game is always on an island and it’s anybody’s. Guess if you will get your early afternoon for yardwork or actually need to watch. It does seem a little bit like a waste on their part, though, I kind of move on to start getting ready for the week, and I assume others do, too.

Truly insane NCAA Tournament schedule today. Just 2 games starting before 5 PM and the final tip at almost 10 PM on a Sunday. 🤦‍♂️ #MarchMadness

@BTCBreadMan You likely can’t. You need the friend version of HFSP.

My best friend is 36 years old. He’s been seeing a therapist once a week for the past 5 years. I’ve tried explaining to him that this is a stupid waste of his money, but he keeps insisting that it’s necessary for his emotional wellbeing. How can I convince him to give it up?

@notcee_fan Give $100 to the lord

As a child of god what's your next move?

@Mlu__N2 She tells you the problems. Does it once a week? Nuts and of course it compounds and you dread it. Doesn’t let the kids do it themselves b/c she doesn’t like the way they fold? Where do I begin w/ that one?

People underestimate how hard this is.

I love duke hating as much as the next guy. But go watch the first 5-10 mins of the game. Edmonds was out to make a physical statement from the beginning. He played well but it was just a matter of time before he got whistled. 2nd foul was crazy dumb and was the death knell. But he was playing w/ fire all night.

The refs in this Duke-TCU game have been very bad, this was called a foul on TCU player number 24 on the top of your screen, Xavier Edmonds. He was yelling at the officials: “HOW IS THAT A FOUL???”

@AgridolceBonhof @billoram The half smile to let her know he agrees this is just great. Brutal.

@3xpops @billoram that's his intern. he does air drums on the desk....

I think the High Point band has identified the proper amount of cowbell.

@lady_valor_07 Anyone is welcome. But if you have anything between your ears, you identify this as anti social behavior. All about me. Churches are literally the opposite. All about the community and god. She would either start conforming or you could know for sure she’d be an energy drain.

I saw a guy saying, “This woman should never be allowed in a church.” Personally, I think she should be welcomed. What do you think, would she be welcome in your church?

@FiredUpCoug Give it up, young man. He’s out.

Bold Prediction: AJ Dybansta isn't messing around. He really is considering staying for another season at BYU. The kind of competitor that he is, it's bothering him that he got bounced in the first round. I predict he'll stay another season for his legacy.

@CAgovernor @JenSiebelNewsom First step: get TF out of bankrupt states that will tax your wealth to $0.

Starting in the 2027-28 school year, California will offer a new personal finance course to high schoolers and require it for graduation beginning with the 2031 class. Every Californian should leave high school with the tools to manage money, avoid debt, and build wealth.

@jrichardgoodman Both should have great careers. Boozer is more a sure thing but AJ has more potential.

I'm probably on an island but I'm taking AJ over Boozer 👊

@chrismartenson You are describing the effects of stupidity and bureaucracy. Not some make believe evildoer. Your version will get someone fired and we’ll feel good for a bit until we have to fire the next guy. Kind of like our election cycle.

Unpopular opinion: TSA doesn't make flying safer at all, but is a ritual designed to emascualte and demoralize people, conditioning them to obey truly ridiculous rules and orders.

@allie__voss Work and move on. Wallowing does nothing but drain your bank account.

Where are the people who’ve never been to therapy? What do you do instead?

@Jeff_Ermann Yes and no. Fewer upsets on opening weekend is a letdown. But a lot of us want to settle it on the court — who’s the best? The existence of Cinderella undermines that. And what’s worse than a final four where one team’s just happy to be there and has no chance to win.

With High Point out, the only chance for a non-power conference team to make the Sweet Sixteen is Utah State. Which has to beat Zona to get there. It's not a fluke. The Sweet 16 was 16 power conference teams last year. Still love the tourney, but it's losing a lot of its charm.

@Dearme2_ Getting angry about politics.

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?