Arap Langat Kaptich

@_fels1 @M4Mogul If the woman were respectful she couldn't have lied to you!

@M4Mogul 😂😂😂😂😂Nice guys

Peter Salasya did a DNA on his child and the test came back. It turns out someone was doing the milking while he was grazing during the day and tightly holding the horns of the cow in the evening, unknowingly. He is, however, a nice guy and has said that the real man is the one who raises the child, not the coward sperm donor who ran away. In the wise words of the former Nokia CEO, “We didn’t do anything wrong, but somehow, we lost”.

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The only thing stopping Chelsea from teaching Manchester United a lesson they will not forget in a hurry is TIME. Today it will be a bloodbath. COYB💙

Whatever idea you have, implement it now. Perfection is a coward's way. The market doesn't reward perfection. It rewards implemented ideas. Start now!!!

@mwangideloh The problem with being Gachietta's follower. Political intolerance

Voting Kasongo in 2027 is a valid reason to divorce, unfriend, or even unfamily someone!

Men and women are not equal. Not biologically. Not emotionally. Not socially. Different strengths. Different risks. Different expectations. And pretending we are identical has created more confusion than clarity.

@blck_erotica Y

WATAA

@skmusyoka You reffered our police as a terrorist organisation.@DCI_Kenya investigate the sentiments made by the former vp

Hours ago, police & DCI officers surrounded and barricaded Hon. Raphael Tuju's home , refusing to let anyone leave until they had him. I personally drove him to Karen Police Station to record a statement in good faith, in the spirit of due process. What followed was unacceptable. Hon. Tuju was carried away in a manner that no Kenyan, indeed no human being, should ever experience. I am here with @EugeneLWamalwa , @HonJBMuturi , Senator Dan Maanzo, @ProfPLOLumumba @NjiruAdv and other leaders. We are not leaving.

@edwinsifuna How was the rains in Narok?

We must all be gravely concerned about this Tuju situation. You may say it’s a private matter but what you need to understand is that it’s a continuation of the “mambo ni matatu” way of solving private commercial disputes. See it in the context of Rai, and the deported Chinese businessmen over a 30B shilling tender. We have a rogue regime that deploys dark arts to force outcomes in commercial disputes. No investor would put their money into such a country. It’s why the private sector is fleeing Kenya, it’s why our young people have no jobs. It’s why we keep insisting on the values of our constitution. It’s why we sing Rule of Law. It’s not about shiny things people. The state, whose job it is to protect citizens must now produce Tuju! #RutoMustGo

@wmrhandy @MillicentOmanga @rigathi @Cleophasmalala Alipita mlango kwa mlango Uko kwa by-elections what happened?

@MillicentOmanga @rigathi @Cleophasmalala Hii kiti ya women Rep Nairobi imeenda. Gachagua atapita mlango Kwa mlango, hamtaamini !!!

It's so declassified....! #MamaMiradi @rigathi @Cleophasmalala

You're 32, damaged, hopeless, a whore and you want us to think you're fine with it? 😂😂 When you're done being delusional, you'll climb your bed and cry yourself to sleep.

@citizentvkenya And still you want votes from Kenyan ict experts @edwi

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@MartinMarete @_fels1 Siloba ya kangeta ni nini hiyo mzee?

@_fels1 Ukishika Siloba ya Kangeta you don't need to Count rounds.Haukuji mpaka ye mwenyewe achoke.Since I knew this secret Im always booked.

What is second round? You split two minutes into two rounds or what?

@MbeniaJP @KhalifKairo Being auctioned now

@KhalifKairo Weeuh no chills here 🫣

Haha, your asking about my God and am tweeting from a Kes 10M Porsche that he gave me? what are you driving to work?

Even reaching 30 with your mental health intact is enough achievement. Let those who want to build and buy things to show that they have achieved something do so. Putting a time frame for making achievements can turn into a huge clusterfuck!

Most of you want to enjoy the benefits of prostitution but don't want the social reputation that comes with it. Wear the badge with pride, pendejo!

Social media has normalized humiliating, disrespecting, and exploiting men in the name of ‘love’ and ‘effort.’

A 20-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old. A 30-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old. A 40-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old. A 50-year-old man should date a woman who is between 18 and 25 years old. Be like DiCaprio: Date girls in their prime. Leave the retired hoes alone.

Funny how Christians always act so sanctimonious than the rest. With a world that has only 32% christians and which worships at least 4800 deities, your naivety is astounding.

@wavesandstorms @WachiraMuchomba Prepare to go to the streets,2007 we did demonstrate what happened finall

I fear a situation where IEBC will rig the election for Ruto and everyone will pour into the streets because we cannot take an extra 5 years of his presidency and I am afraid we might never go back home until he vacates the office.

#StopPoliceBrutality trends in Kenya amid reports protester filmed being beaten has died bbc.in/1TUWmjw