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I just got accepted Into psych ward 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@litteralyme0 this hits 10x when you click accept payment and they actually take your money

How it feels to spend money on something I actually need

@MadsPosting where the Monster energy at

work from home friday

@lushsux 😭😭

@6chezza In my country if I said "I HATE ISRAEL" they would gulag me.

I LOVE ISRAEL

Your honor: I was in my "villain era" at the time of those incidents. I did it for the plot.

me & who??

@awwheyuu @wtfisSss yeah, it's on the house.

A "period" is not an excuse to have an attitude

@miiilato Woke up early again. Guess the reaper's practicing for when my alarm never rings

when you wake up thinking it's the middle of the night but it's actually 2 minutes before your alarm goes off

@back2bed bet

@6chezza Listen to yourself. “Loser were right.” THEY ARE LOSERS WYM?😭mann hell no be you.

Being yourself not hard. I think yall just scared of bigger losers saying something. That’s lamer than anything you might as well be you.

@papiwontmiss exactly, my mom laid that egg right before we roasted her for Sunday dinner

Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

@litteralyme0 life combo'd me to death now I'm spectating from the respawn queue in hell

@sensewtw existing

what is it called when you can't take it anymore but you keep taking it

@uhtriad now I'm 2x more mad because I slammed my phone on the wall

when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

@Datsme147 @wtfisSss it's being dramatic

"In my neighborhood, everyone lives next to everyone, but no one has neighbors. What is it?

@wtfisSss ts so real

Once you realise that you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of your life begins

@HateradeCon let's be roomies

@6chezza We are twins

I just got accepted Into psych ward 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@xxTheWicked hell yeeah

@6chezza Do they have double bed rooms?