#FlavorUp

The @FBTX @DoubleTree could use those amazing cookies to cover up that hole…

The @FBTX @DoubleTree could use those amazing cookies to cover up that hole…

Hey @diegoluna_ , look what’s coming to the famous Texas Theatre!

You see this receipt (and dollar amount) from @raisingcanes ? That’s because nobody at @Chicken_Express understood the words printed on their signage, when spoken in English. Had to drive away after multiple attempts at placing an order.

@HankAzaria Saw you on the street in Manhattan in 2017, walking to Ed Sullivan for a show. I was impressed you walked instead of demanding a limo. Long live Agador Spartacus!

Celebrating turning 62 years old today with this picture I took last week

Chilean Sea Bass

Same for people with “MSG sensitivities”.

@sblaskovich @KateWeiserChoc I was planning to go to the store right before Easter but had the “pollen flu”. This is awful.

I am so sad to see @KateWeiserChoc close. I was a customer for every Christmas, Valentine’s Day & Easter, plus anniversaries and birthdays. I’ll never forget: I ordered during the pandemic and Kate delivered to my door herself. This one hurts. dallasnews.com/food/restauran…

Want. neimanmarcus.com/p/smeg-x-veuve…

The #VeuveClicquot site needs an update. I live in a ZIP Code shared by both @FBTX and @CityOfDallas . I can’t enter my address to determine delivery availability because it defaults to Dallas and I don’t live there.

If @bucees ever figured out how to get flavors *inside* a Beaver Nugget, they’d top every snack category imaginable. Chocolate Nutella Cheese Beer Cheese Spicy queso Peanut Butter Apples It’s nearly endless.

@DruryHotels : Logged in and was forced into a page to change my password, but I can’t enter a password. Something is off. Thank you.

What on Earth did I just eat…?

Dear @Chamberlain_Grp : Why do I have to re-launch the MyQ app multiple times to activate my garage door?

Dear @SimpliSafe : Why do I have to re-launch the app multiple times to see the camera footage? If there’s an alert, I want to know right away what’s happening.

Considering the ownership, it should have British Columbia Nanaimo Bars and East Texas Sweet Potatoes (both as a pie and crispy).

This is the most West Tawakoni thing ever…

This is the most West Tawakoni thing ever…

It’s March 2026 and #MyQ still can’t be installed in #CarPlay .

Steve Martin used to say in his set, “Waco…flipping off the world.” cc: @chipgaines (Here to speak to my former class in TV/Film production.)