Al Bhundy

@Alvin_Cit @England @marksandspencer He's not fully fit you spacca

@England @marksandspencer Proof that Saka is useless, bro won the league, is the captain at Arsenal and still sits on the bench I the national team 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Your #ThreeLions to take on Croatia! 👊

@carlyjohnson123 @exwtccskip There's no naked videos of you over the Internet............

@exwtccskip The whole window frames wobbly. Not being funny there's naked videos of me all over the internet babes 😂 I ain't hiding any inch of my body

Anyway that's enough from me about politics .. I'll just stick to bikini pics cos that's all I'm good for apparently What's everyone's score predictions for tonight ?? I'm going 1 nil England

@MickKennedy76 @mcdiesel88 Fantastic

@mcdiesel88 Paving Private Ryan

Dragging him away like they're on the beaches of Normandy. BAHAHAHAHAHAH

@Perky_43 @RoyalMail My postman pisssed by my front porch once, I rang up to complain, they told me to shut up and put the phone down on me

Royal Mail driver couldn't be bothered to avoid nesting ducks on Fishpond Lane, Holbeach, Spalding - they decided to run them over instead. This road is well known for ducks & has warning signs, the postie would know to be careful. Pure ignorance. Any comment @RoyalMail?

@DictionaryGame1 @British_Airways Are you Gary Barlows son?

Good evening @British_Airways I paid €43 for extra legroom on this flight, any chance of a refund 😂.

@l_boltx Should've took it in the shitter when he asked then

@bushontheradio @DVDfever To be fair Andy, it was a bit funny 😁

@DVDfever The one about the boring prick

The one about the engagement-farming twat.

@WANGHAFTX @ewan1877 @BMM1882 Yeah, loads of mud on that roof ain't there ya mong

The use of the hoses by the fire brigade in an attempt to water cannon the fella was a stroke of tactical genius. I want to know who authorised the move, though, because there’s no way any copper willingly put their name to that lol.

@mattpage2000 He definitely picks his nose and eats it. He's a fucking stinker

Alex crook on talksport is a proper dickhead

@NotDaGoo @StokeyyG2 That shtick is elite 👌

@StokeyyG2 Get himself a proper pint first

Taylor Harwood-Bellis on Instagram following Boro’s defeat to Hull in the Championship play-off final…👏🤣🤣

@Pu55yman_Dan @laura_woodsy Are you drinking out of the bottle AND the glass? That would be funny, wouldn't it Dan.

Warm weather training for America in 3 weeks @laura_woodsy

@ibet_on_fights @BuryEmBoxing @Fight_Ghost @ringmagazine Yeah i heard this too

@BuryEmBoxing @Fight_Ghost @ringmagazine They’ll wear shirts to fight tomorrow

I was extremely disappointed in the weigh in process for “Glory in Giza”. We couldn’t see the physical condition anyone was in because all the fighters were forced to keep their shirt on. Will they be obligated to fight in this attire, too? What kind of nonsense is this?!?! This is a sporting event, for crying out loud #UsykVerhoeven #SheerazBegic #CatterallGiyasov #TorrezJrSanchez #HirutaSoliman #GloryInGiza #Boxing #Boxeo #BettingPicks

@Callum_HCAFC Fuck her right in the pussy

Just received the #CallUp

@Deejay_Buckz @celtic_jaime On the book

@celtic_jaime This brother is cooking and eating by the book . Respect 🤞🏽🙏🏾

It was 🥩 today for scransit van

@dapperlaughs Pregnant Nun

Jaheeezzz It’s hot! Complete this sentence… “I’m sweating like a……”

@ssjoshssjosh @NoContextHumans You live in India, what the fuck do you know about safety

10/10 mom👏

Turki's got the guitar out now #UsykRico

@TheDevilof51361 Got 1gb for £30 and a firestick for £90 a year. Best thing I've ever done..was paying £90 a month before

Virgin media~ bills have been £89 a month for a full package, paying this or thereabouts for years, just had the bill for £120.85, on the phone for an hour, couldn’t get the price down at all. What for loyalty🤷🏻‍♂️, retention of customer🤷🏻‍♂️… it’s on the fcuking lawn to collect🤬

@Ramfam2024 @Emily180216 The poly or plastic thing in the gap allows the movement.

@Emily180216 The entire design purpose of an expansion joint is to allow movement. Don't grind, don't fill, don't mess with it. Sheesh.

DIY concrete expansion joint repair for a longer-lasting, better-looking sidewalk

@cfs_jo @Diogo_ate_Dalot @MartinSLewis Yes good point.

@Al_Bhundy @Diogo_ate_Dalot @MartinSLewis And ensure you have the correct insurance policy.

NEWS: The work mileage allowance for under 10,000 miles will rise by 10p to 55p backdated to April 2026. So this means if you drive for work in your own car (like many care workers for example) you can be given up to 55p a mile tax and NI free. And if you're not given that level you can claim the tax back on the difference between what you're given and that amount Eg so if you're given 30p /mile. You can reclaim tax paid on your wages for the 25p/mile difference.