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I am now the proud owner of 2.2 million spot Fartcoin tokens💨

@AlexIvyson @AutismCapital you think the CEO or product guys in a company are sat preparing quarterly reports? 😂

@AltOnChain @AutismCapital Preparing quarterly reports consumes significant resources. That time could be better spent on the product.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing? The good part would be that it would force companies to not be so focused on juicing numbers every quarter. The bad thing would be a lack of financial transparency. Or maybe it just leads to a bigger juice two times a year. Thoughts?

@MartinSLewis The £1 coin I stuck in my trolly the other day, it gave me an invaluable service and was kind enough to give me my money back at the end 😉

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@flocko bro what!? 😂 Only person I can see doing this is shower.

just found out the first person in crypto i ever befriended strapped C4 to their chest and took out a red lobster this market is breaking people

Idk what sources you've read, or where you get them from but I have a lot of friends on the ground in Iran and what you're saying is absolute bullshit. The vast majority of people in Iran hate the regime (70% minimum) I guess you also believed when the Iranian regime were saying that their leader was 'in great health' after being dead for many hours 😂😭Also, how does the amount of murders correlate to the chances of a successful internal revolution? What matters is the amount of people that were out protesting against them...which was many many millions of brave people all over Iran.

@coinmamba There is evidence that the numbers were inflated ~10x by some sources, which influenced american leadership into believing an internal revolution was far more likely than it really was, and is why they were not prepared for this failure.

Not sure why Iranian regime has so many supporters on X. Didn’t these guys murder thousands of their citizens just past month?

I've decided that I won't buy a single sat of Bitcoin until Saylor blows up. When that day comes I'm going ALL IN.

@0xMisk @titanbuilderxyz @kubimensah All good brother

@AltOnChain @titanbuilderxyz @kubimensah oh I read it wrong, my bad, I'm rooting for titanbuilder, privacy here would've played a huge part, not sure why tb is operating doxxed

CEO of Titan Builder (@titanbuilderxyz): @kubimensah Is based in London UK. Sadly there's 0% chance he gets to keep the $20mil + that Titan Builder just made on that enormous slippage TX on Aave. Under an English court of law he loses 1000/1000 times. They should stick all the money in an interest earning account ASAP and at least earn a little $$ for their troubles.

@0xMisk @titanbuilderxyz @kubimensah Do you know how to read? I said 'sadly' because personally I'd love for the smaller guy to win and take the money. Don't worry I'll come back to this tweet to keep you posted 😘

@AltOnChain @titanbuilderxyz @kubimensah you just mad jealous bro lol. They get to keep the eth and you get to keep us posted alright?

@dimndimn @bh359 @titanbuilderxyz When he comes after them to get his money back, he will argue "unjust enrichment" from something that was a clear mistake... no matter how stupid the mistake if it's obviously unintentional (which this obviously is) he will get his money back.

@AltOnChain @bh359 @titanbuilderxyz But why? I fail to see the wrongdoing here

correct me if I'm wrong but this seems like the largest ever single-block builder profit in ethereum history, ~$33m to titan it also may be one of the largest MEV block rewards ever on eth, a 568 ETH proposer payment which falls just behind the SVB USDC depeg (had a 692 ETH payment), 2023 sushiswap whitehat hack (689 ETH), and 2023 curve whitehat hack (584 ETH) others already commented on the original issues with the order (illiquid route + insane $155k AAVE limit price), but here's where the $50m went: - $36k to the user's cowswap order (331 AAVE) - $619k cowswap solver fee - ~$9.9m to the MEV bot that backran the 17,957 ETH -> 331 AAVE swap (backrun was 128 AAVE -> 17,959 ETH) - another ~$2.6m to the same MEV bot from backrunning the $50m USDT -> $37m WETH swap over multiple txs - ~$34.3m fee to titan from the MEV bot (includes $1.2m to lido as the block proposer) - ~$3.5m in dex swap fees + residual smaller arb txs insane payday for titan, who sent their profits to coinbase, and this single MEV bot took the majority of the arbs in both the illiquid AAVE/WETH pool and the $13m slippage swap in the main USDT/WETH pool

@dimndimn @bh359 @titanbuilderxyz they didn't violate any laws, they simply would lose the case if they tried to fight against giving the money back to whoever that idiot is who got MEV'd.

@AltOnChain @bh359 @titanbuilderxyz Not familiar with UK, what law did they violate?

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@AltOnChain @bh359 @titanbuilderxyz Almost certainly run by consensys

@mert So what you're telling me is to buy Solana?

without commenting specifically on Muslims, this is known as the Minority Rule (Taleb popularized but it's mostly from Popper's Intolerance Paradox) and is pretty intuitive namely, a small intolerant population can force the majority to conform to their preferences given: i) there's asymmetry in tolerance/flexibility ii) the cost of accommodation is [perceived] low iii) the group is geographically distributed example: someone with a peanut allergy will never eat foods at risk for peanuts but a non-allergic person can easily eat non-peanut foods still consider a family of four at home with a daughter allergic to peanuts. generally, that household will not buy anything with peanuts given the risk to their daughter since it costs nothing to NOT eat peanuts so now, 1 person's "preferences" have been imposed on the 3 others living with that person now consider if in a school of 1,000 people, just 20 families like this exist, eventually those parents will impose to the school that the school must not allow for peanut-containing food since it technically doesn't cause harm to the other kids if they don't eat peanuts and if you have this happening in many different places in the world, then soon enough, the minority's preferences have become the majority's norms same thing applies for kosher, english-speaking, halal, etc so with religion, if you have intolerant viewpoints, where the perceived cost of accommodation is low (i.e for a religion, it's not hard to accommodate their dietary or clothing preferences), AND there's geographical distribution (see mass immigration), then this is very likely to happen and that is what's happening

They should investigate Dubai / UAE. An enormous amount of Irans dirty money flows through and settles in Dubai. The vice presidents son buys property worth 10's millions of dollars in Dubai. How do I know? He was dealing with a great friend of mine, they found out who he was and kicked him to the curb.

@Jackkk As long as they are lobbying behind the scenes and putting money into the right pockets (like SBF did) they will be fine. Sadly this must be done or they're toast long term due to regulations.

Trader Mayne believes regulation is the biggest downside risk for Hyperliquid “The downside scenario for Hyperliquid in Arthur Hayes’ opinion is a move back to $58” “To me it’s regulatory, if the government decides to say if you want to operate you have to do KYC and no DEX’s are allowed unless it’s a full KYC DEX” “That to me is the downside risk, not HYPE going back to ATH and underperforming Arthur’s HYPE target of $150”

@Courtyard_io @jpetrich @Polymarket Huh? You weren't the first to do this. Packdraw have been doing things like this for a very long time.

$10K box → $20K+ Rolex Sub “Hulk” 🔥💚 Thinking about starting a @Polymarket poll on how long until our Watch Box gets copied 😂

@Julianpetroulas @Revolut lol no it isn't... 10s thousands of people are in the same boat as you. Just because they solved your issue because you have "clout" doesn't suddenly make them a "great product" they genuinely suck!

@mert @blknoiz06 I just keep stacking Solana and chilling.

@blknoiz06 because i) the war is in a region that heavily impacts the global economy (see oil), ii) usa is heavily involved I don't see how that much volatility in risk doesn't impact the most reflexive asset class but I am on my astrology arc

three ways this "war" plays out in crypto: i) decisive USA victory -> USD strengthens -> stablecoin adoption accelerates + risk-on again stable adoption will happen regardless, but this would be a large catalyst ii) drawn out tit for tat with no real stable equilibrium, reminiscent of vietnam or iraq in this case, there are two antagonistic forces 1) shadow banking rails start to get cut off (see usa <> swiss <> russia) in a region that has a lot of it due to neutrality this would theoretically make the case for crypto (but also china) stronger 2) prolonged risk off due to uncertainty. this is already largely happening today in crypto but hasn't hit traditional equities as hard. so if crypto is acting as a leading indicator, it also has less room to go down and gets up faster at macro shift iii) the most likely situation is some messy negotiation that neither side frames as a loss this tends to lead to a risk-on bounce until the next macro shift tl;dr I have psyoped myself into thinking there's limited downside left in crypto but asymmetric upside timeframe is likely 6 months max. trump would be getting nervous around 3 months. these are my uninformed opinions and I'm ok waiting out at least a year minimum