Andy Stoddard

@EdJohnsonSport Buzzing. As Stoke fans, we have to make the most of these exciting times - you never know when the bubble might burst?! 👊

Stoke City are leading the race for in-form Plymouth striker Lorent Tolaj. The former Port Vale forward seems keen to move back to the area; also being closely monitored by Norwich, Swansea, Anderlecht & Copenhagen. #SCFC #StokeCity #NCFC #PAFC #PVFC #RSCAnderlecht #FCKobenhavn

@kingkapoor72 @taddison64 @JohnCleese Excellent 👍👊😊

Oh my god, @JohnCleese, in the house of Rangrez, a non-halal restaurant.

@jensen1966 @KayBurley @g_gosden @bbclaurak @vicderbyshire Be quicker to ask what he’s done that I do like.

@KayBurley @g_gosden @bbclaurak @vicderbyshire So many start their praise of the PM with Don’t like him but…..What has he done that you don’t like?

No fan of Starmer but he continues to hold his nerve and carry out the supreme duty as PM - to keep his citizens safe from harm. @bbclaurak @vicderbyshire

@Ryanmariebach78 ‘I’m not going to lie.’

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@Jonoldfield5 @Podcastpotters Well and truly. If he is actually on £35k a week then it’s been abysmal business. 👍

@Podcastpotters Ffs I just looked at that 😮‍💨 i thought i saw he was dun this summer 🤬 that twat has really had our pants down with this deal hasn't he!?

Big decisions at Stoke 👀 Contracts ending… who stays and who goes? Loyalty vs standards—it’s never easy. Your picks? 🔥 #StokeCity #SCFC #Potters #TransferTalk #EFL

@rocknrollofall That’s ace! 😁👍👊

A father playing and making duet on The Beatles' Don't Let Me Down with his child might be the best video you'll watch today.

@EdwardJDavey Morals? You?

Morally completely indefensible. Farage should sack Richard Tice immediately.

@TheBarmyArmy Stokes. 👊

What's the best cricketing comeback you have ever seen?

@Bad_Bad_Golf @JoeBuck36735636 On the plus side, envy is clearly eating away at you.

@JoeBuck36735636 Would you act like a cock sucker the whole time?

He’s been an entitled prick since day one

@JonnyRoot_ Your interpretation is literally the exact opposite to what he’s saying, if you’re just aimlessly shit-stirring for social media engagement, then technically I’ve contributed with a reply. Your mean spirit must be quite a burden in real life terms - odious individual.

This statement from Rory McIlroy after blowing a historic 6-shot lead, comes across as wildly arrogant & has a mentality of “one Masters championship is enough for me” Tiger Woods would never answer a question like this.

@vis_unita @stokecity We’re shit AND don’t give a shit. That’s a really bad combination. 👍

@AndyStoddard1 @stokecity Ah so it is. How did I not recognise it. They don’t fancy it do they. At least we’ve got the inspirational half time team talk coming up 😏

21' Blackburn score. Forshaw. 🔴⚪️ 0-1 🌹

@vis_unita @stokecity You mean you’re not impressed with the reaction after being garbage and utter shit on Monday mate? This is ‘all guns blazing’ - apparently. 😁👍

@stokecity Christ we are garbage. Utter shit. Can’t blame injuries for this can we. Outplayed from the first minute and out managed by the better manager.

@McInnispicks @Imaginary888 He’s not triggered - you’re a dick though.

@Imaginary888 You're triggered by a tweet

I never really understood why some people didn't like Rory. Now I kind of see it.

@AlexTran677026 I think that’s what you call being ahead of your time?

Still BRILLIANT even after 50 years!!!👏Monty Python’s Life of Brian is honestly decades ahead of its time.

@lyncey_gilbe @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @10DowningStreet I’m aging myself here, but he looks like a Toby Jug? 😁👍

Just look at his face!!!!!! He’s a fucking idiot! I’m embarrassed to have him representing my country! Send him a clear message on 7 may @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour @10DowningStreet

@WG_RumblePants I remember Stokes referring to him as a ‘future goat’. Tidy, accurate bowler, more than decent late order batsman. I also remember the Aussies having a go at him for sledging Khawaja - apparently you’re not allowed if you’re only bowling low 80s?

Let’s see. There seems to be an awful lot of noise about this out there - not sure any of it is warranted or why it’s happening. But what do people really think? Should Ollie Robinson be selected for England this summer?

@PeteSmith1983 We’re so robust aren’t we?

Latest injury news as Stoke take on Blackburn. Tomas Rigo out for the rest of the season. stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football…

@GMB I rarely take a holiday in the UK these days, because it’s already expensive in comparison to what you get for your money abroad - and you can’t guarantee the weather. Let’s have a ‘tourist tax’ as well. 👍

Butlin's CEO says that plans for a "tourist tax" could make holidays unaffordable, while the government claims it could raise money for better transport and infrastructure. Should tourists be targeted with a £2 per night tax?

@SouthDallasFood That’s genius - I’m using that! 😊👊👍

OH MY GOD

@Gav1981 It’s the not so subtle difference between being shit and not being arsed? When it’s both, the lines get blurred, but when it’s blatantly the latter as was the case on Monday, it can get justifiably unpleasant? 👍

Last home game Birmingham fans gave their own team abuse at the final whistle but now Stoke fans have taken it to the next level 😂😂😂 #dcfcfans #dcfc #scfc #scfcfans