Arthur Muscles

It would be so frustrating to be friends with Forrest Gump. I would always be telling him to shut up about the sixties and seventies.

@mothmannews Taking a heroic dose and watching 48 hours of Lex Fridman, reassembling my ego while Lex and friends discuss jiu jitsu, islam, and the difference between love and hate. When I emerge I will be the most evil man on earth.

I love the new trend of conservatives doing mushrooms to become more evil

I'm the guy Michael Richards said all that stuff to. I have so many unanswered questions about that night

I was honored to make this poster for the first movie by @matthewgoldin and @jayweingarten. I feel so much honor it’s making me sick.

I made Spin! with @jayweingarten over the course of 5 years. Our magnum opus is finally making its debut.

@LocalDingus My daughter was completely liquefied when accepting a hug from Majin Buu. The EMT told me her remains wouldn’t even have clogged the atomizer on a cologne bottle

my son’s elementary school was decimated in the cell games

Janus #artbots #ernst

YARROW MARKET

Something for all the nudity lovers

Damn.

I’m starting a thread of my art. And also guess what: this is that thread

Oh hell yeah

Do yourself a favor and google "full frontal nudity.” You won't be disappointed

Sharks, today I’m pitching an island where children act savagely to each other

@lilyjblbj Comedy is legal again on twitter

Remember the hookah smoking caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland? That guy was awesome. More bugs should smoke weed

I want the pope to die. I have a great tweet for when he passes away (it’s respectful)

@TurnipsOddAudio Oh, damn.

@ArthurMuscles Damn

@JeffBezos I’m far from the first person to say this, but you should go with 26-year-old kid film critic Lights Camera Jackson

Who’d you pick as the next Bond?

@yeahwhoanice Thanks Michelle! Bugs are great

@ArthurMuscles Arthur this is lovely