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@BarstoolBigCat Fuck off

Jeremiyah Love, should’ve won the Heisman

@RealLifeFootage @LeadingReport This. I dragged my feet every year until it was forced by being on the hit list. The shot made me sick every time.

@LeadingReport What about us who were forced to have it?

Pete Hegseth announces abolishment of the military’s requirement for servicemembers to get the flu vaccine.

@LeadingReport Every year they forced me to take this shot and every year I got very sick right afterwards. I have not taken one ever since I got out and tell the VA no, every time they try!

@HandofArsenal Yes, yes, yes! Looking good so far!

Ødegaard CAM Eze LW Havertz ST Mosquera RB

@Buchi_Laba Oh God no. Please no. Absolutely not. No no no.

Will love Arteta to try Jesus from the left wing. He’s the most skillful player at the club and can honestly do a better job since Trossard and Martinelli are both drunk. He has delivered anytime he has played from The wings at Arsenal. It’s not even a risk for Me. We need a player that can do something different and not scared to try new things. It’s better to make the mistakes trying than make mistakes while being scared.

@TikiTakaConnor He's delusional. Zubi is the reason we have zero attack through the midfield. He's a serious liability right now.

Arteta on Martin Zubimendi’s lack of rotation: “Well, there's been more rotation than I think any other team. So in some areas there are less. I think that's the one particular one that you are mentioning, probably.” On Zubimendi struggling for form: “Well, because obviously when you play that many games, to maintain the excellent level is almost impossible. “I haven't seen a single player probably in the Premier League this season to be able to do that. So, again, it's part of that journey as a player and the shorter it is, the better.” Reporter: “Do you get the sense that he's got the kind of mentality required to get through this particular moment?” “Yeah, because he's been so consistent and so intelligent and because he demands himself more than anybody else probably.”

@TikiTakaConnor Every time he's in the game I take a nap. All the dude does is pass sideways and backwards.

Arteta on Martin Odegaard: “I think he had a very difficult season in terms of the days that he's missed, the amount of games, which is very unusual. “He's a player that needs that rhythm, that needs to be very connected with the team. And not only that he's missed that opportunity, but the team as well has missed him. “So much for what he brings, that some things that are probably unnoticed to the public or in general are not in those stats, but it's much more profound within the team and the identity of this team. “We need him at his best, we need him constantly with us because we are a much better team with Martin in and around the team. @IsaanKhan_: “What is it the public don’t notice?” Arteta: “He’s the one that connects everybody, that glides everybody together, that makes the team flow in a way that nobody else can do that, and that's a huge quality to have.”

@312SportsCards1 @talleybrand At the end of the day, It's F the Packers, Always

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@ders2432 I beg your pardon?

THE ASSMAN

@TikiTakaConnor Odegaard can literally never get the ball on the goal. It's unreal.

Madueke hits the bar from a corner!

@DNLSHLR @ClayTravis Lol women's sports. That's what you gathered from his tweet? What a stupid take. Get over it, the Big Ten is superior to all the conferences. Even my Hoosiers won 😂

@ClayTravis The Big Ten's women's title was by UCLA. That's still the Pac-12 to real fans. Once the universe corrects itself, everything will go back to normal.

The Big Ten now owns college sports. Three straight college football titles and the trifecta this year: a football title and men’s and women’s titles too. This is the first Big Ten men’s title since 2000, it has been a long time in the title wilderness.

@ABoyAndHisTeam @NHLBlackhawks Lol I couldn't imagine being such a loser that you need to come to the Hawks X. Bro, we know we suck, just like you guys. We'll see you on the links next week.

@NHLBlackhawks GOOD NIGHT CHICAGO THANKS FOR WATCHING THE WILL AND MACK SHOW

Final: San Jose 3, Chicago 2

@stoolpresidente @BFW B1G Ten has become unstoppable. We'll hold the line in football... The basketball is all yours.

Checking in on my friend @BFW after ANOTHER Michigan National Championship

@AFC__Xtra @SirLeoBDasilva Fuck outta here. 7th in Championship. We're toast and Arteta needs to be gone. This is embarrassing.

@SirLeoBDasilva Southampton is a good team.

Bro if we don’t beat the hell out of Southampton, I actually would crash out.

@GoonerSwarny @TikiTakaConnor Much more important games to come and Arteta hasn't rested these players enough. Don't want to risk injuries and need to come back fresh for the run-in. Perfect take.

@TikiTakaConnor Extra rest for the upcoming games. Happy with the team today

No Saka, Rice, Hincapie, Eze, Trossard or Timber in the squad today.

@Oneyguillen @OsheaJacksonJr Congrats to your Dad! Well deserved and long overdue!

@OsheaJacksonJr Im His son and we are huge fans of yours and your family. thank you for the support

Soon as he said “wow” I lost it. Brotha made me break down. You can hear how much it means to him

@correacubsfan @OsheaJacksonJr Ozzie and the Big Hurt. Those are the two that always come to mind as the White Sox.

@OsheaJacksonJr I’m a Cubs fan and love that they finally did this for Ozzie! He’s the white Sox!

@OsheaJacksonJr Fuck the White Sox from a Cubs fan, but I have always loved Ozzie. He lives and breathes the Sox. Good for him and the White Sox organization to finally do this.

@17thStreetSicko Belt to ass. Fuck I loved that!

Random Hoosiers TD of the day. Remember when we beat Bama's ass? #iufb