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☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
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☧ Augustus Yizzard ☧
@AugustusYizzard
ceo of the American dollar - valley sojourner - sigma supersoldier - severe motorcycle machine gun
Ivory Tower เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2024
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@PalmyrPar I'd push those dorky knees of hers up to her chest and explode inside her like big time tho
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This is a fairly good representation of everything that has to be completely eviscerated from western society
Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform”@MrDanielBuck
Imagine 13 unrelenting years of this condescending "teacher talk," and you'll go a long way to understanding why young men are turning to the right
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I never want to hear Americans say they can out drink us ever again
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Boston bars are reportedly running out of beer as Scottish World Cup fans drink the city dry — with one bar saying “We tripled St. Patrick’s Day.”
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3.2k likes just by playing in the American hubris and saying America is the only country on earth with food or something lol
🎄DEΛRG 🏴@Dearg_Gosling
So Im in America for the world cup and this is the BEST food Ive EVER had Nothing in Europe even comes close to the food Ive had, got a burger today and it literally even looks like a crabby patty 😂
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@Bcafc1903bcafc @bauxietmali @Dearg_Gosling If you all weren't so banal and closed minded you might actually understand why America is your cultural hegemon.
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@AugustusYizzard @bauxietmali @Dearg_Gosling That’s the point, you’re saying there’s 2 fake grift posts, because those literally admitted it, there are countless posts of Europeans ‘minds blown’ by things I see in Europe on a daily basis
A lot are out having a great time and that’s great to see, but a LOT are pandering too
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Went to pick up my new motorcycle tires today, popped a flat in their parking lot. I love buying tires. I love it so much.
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@LUFC1992_v2 @jackstackbbq That's a true KC beer. Doesn't get much better.
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Beer 12 of the World Cup trip
An Unfiltered Wheat Beer from Boulevard Brewing Co.
Very refreshing!
📍@jackstackbbq
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@TWP_Videos @shitbritishpics For the record, I was not implying she looked good lol
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@AugustusYizzard @shitbritishpics Her tits look great, but you get that shawl off and they fall
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Two women eat sandwiches in a 24 hour Tesco store after a night out drinking (2008)
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@Bcafc1903bcafc @bauxietmali @Dearg_Gosling There have been like 2 fake grift posts from strumpets and hundreds of posts from spiteful Euros talking down on my country. All the same drivel from you people. Over nothing. For the record, I think France has the best food, Britain is top 5. But you people are insufferable.
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@AugustusYizzard @bauxietmali @Dearg_Gosling And still not true, people are grifting Americans and so many are lapping it up
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@nonregemesse Toad in the hole is my favorite British food I've ever tasted. Yorkshire pudding is GOATed, and nobody does gravy better than the Brits.
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The American mind cannot comprehend pigs in blanket toad in the hole
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@eyzmin @LordTerra759 Totally untrue lmao. Episcopalians and Presbyterians as well. Lots of the Jacobites were Protestant too. Too many to name. Camerons, MacDonalds, MacGregors also.
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@AugustusYizzard @LordTerra759 Literally everyone in scotland wanted that except the catholics
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I will never understand why the Scots hate us so much
DandyDon@DandyDonSF
The English are hated the world over and the Scottish are loved everywhere we go. 🏴
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@samueljenkinson You saw one recipe on the internet that nobody uses I wouldn't consider our food to be "full of quirks" besides our hot dogs being full of pig colon or whatever
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Like, I love insane shit like this in cooking, but don't pretend your food isn't full of nonsense quirks.
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I saw an Ameircan recipe for lasagne using a condensed tin of tomato soup for the tomato sauce and also one of cream of mushroom for the white sauce.
{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦}@_VioMarks_
british people are allowed to make fun of america on a lot of things but our food is not one of them.
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@notMrFarmer @Mrmiked42 Why do you have such silly names for everything? LOL "cheese toastie" is what i'd call it if I were speaking to a baby.
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@AugustusYizzard Welcome aboard, Benedict Arnold. Patriot 🫡
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Okay. Americans seem to be a bit defensive about grits.
That's the one to push them on.
Pastor L. WayneTronics@Tronicssystem
You picked the worst version of grits like a ton of restaurants don’t make them like this.
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@bauxietmali @Dearg_Gosling Well of course, obviously the Netherlands does not have the world's best food.
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@AugustusYizzard @Dearg_Gosling If someone tweeted that my country's food was the best they ever had I would laugh in their face.
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Dear Kansas City, thank you & farewell.
None of us expected to love KC and its people as much as this, after only 48 hours here. The friendliness and hospitality, the food and drinks @ Joe's, The Peanut, McLain's, Tacos de Gallos, Varisty Bar & the iconic Johnnie's on Seventh.
Your enthusiasm for showing off your city has left a huge mark on us! Go Chiefs. Go Royals. We hope to return one day.
Time for Dallas. Time for England *finally* getting started at the World Cup. And time to compare Texas BBQ to Kansas City BBQ...
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@sleepmancer @Dearg_Gosling Show me one example of a European speaking amicably to an American, and the American responding like a total faggot, like OP. Just one example. I have my entire timeline full of you lot whining about Americans.
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@AugustusYizzard @Dearg_Gosling We've seen the discourse, this is decidedly untrue
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@Looolololoolol @Dearg_Gosling You are a fat gay loser
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@AugustusYizzard @Dearg_Gosling Go get baited by more onlyfans models talking about how good KFC is you fucking cow 😹 the only people in the world who genuinely think the stripper loves them
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