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@Nyandia_G @mwabilimwagodi2 @Brianmbunde Actually, my bro is married to a good lady from Mukurwe-ini, Nyeri. Great peeps!

Oh Nyeri peeps DGAF about anyone 😂😂😂 They mind their business and give you a local name with immediate effect. This is what people don’t know. Even post 2007, nobody bothered anyone different from them. A lot of Nyerians are also married to Western so, your relatives are all over. It’s why people say we aren’t very traditional, because we are many people in one.

Kenya always shocks me whenever I travel. Karatina in Nyeri County has a very vibrant Luo community bwana. I never saw this coming at ALL!!!

@kaka_ruto Listen to this video. The current generation doesn’t like to study . It is not a positive thing, but a bad signal

I was playing Sunday league football with 17 yo kids in Liverpool who had just finished high school and started working and told me they absolutely had no plans of going to university because “why should I do it mate, I’ve got a job and a family around” 😂

@pythaginboots Which team do you coach ? I want to see something

Seen quite a few Arsenal fans celebrate how marginal that game was and that they edged XG… you’re in a title race and you needed a draw and you’ve walked out with a loss. That is nothing to be positive about and I think this ‘softness’ in mentality is holding the club back from making that final jump. The fact the game was so close is a clear indication of how ‘winnable’ that game was. I’ve had msgs saying Arteta did what you asked for … no… there’s a difference between asking for Madueke AND Martinelli on at the same time to catch City on the counter vs having just one flank with genuine wide player. Difference between Rice RCM vs LCM (double up on Doku). Moving Eze into central areas where he can impact game more often than fleeting moments when he has vacated his position. These seem like nit picking but the elite nit pick in games of this magnitude and find the right solutions under pressure. You could see there was an issue with Mosquera and lack of support vs Doku early into the game and this area of the pitch eventually led to their winning goal. If your gameplan relies on Kai Havertz being your main source of goals then that’s not the correct gameplan but if your solution is for him to be a focal point to generate goals for others whilst also offering a goal threat especially in the air than that’s makes more sense. Arteta has shown repeatedly that he’s still not mastered the art of seizing the moment tactically - smelling danger or blood and reacting to it decisively. Times running out and he’s already cocked this up majorly but needs to pray City get too high on confidence and get found out these next few games to let Arsenal get some breathing space again.

@faith_aad_ What is the make of your phone ? If it’s iPhone , trust Apple.

Strava says I did 4.75km my phone says it’s 7.9km.

IBM learning offers it for free.

@ObinnaUkwueze I will DM you

If you're a cracked Nigerian or African engineer who wants to build world-class products for Europe and North America, let's talk. I'm actively looking for serious partners & collaborators (engineers, technical founders, co-builders) for high-impact projects.

@MwangiBonnie @KajiadoGov @joelenku , the governor is here .

My friends from Kajiado, what is happening in @KajiadoGov ? County budget is KSH 10 billion. KSH 73 billion has been transferred to the county in 11 years of devolution. Today's poverty rate: 37%. County priorities: Salaries for the 1%: 55% of the county revenue. Legal limit is 35%. This 20% difference (55% minus 35%) results in KSH 2 billion in money being diverted from serving citizens to the 1% in government. Illegally. In three years, this gimmick alone has taken KSH 4.5 billion that way. Kajiado raised KSH 591 million in own service revenue. But spends KSH 427 million travelling. Catering: KSH 101 million. How much on bursaries? KSH 154 million.

@KensonMutethia What about this :

Interestingly, Justice Chigiti entered the Judgment he has now set aside upon the claim that the self-represented litigant's pleadings were AI generated yet nothing was hallucinated. The CP Rules he cites are completely inapplicable. The US Case cited was on hallucinations.

@joshuamalidzo @kijomba1 x.com/bbeutah/status…

I have read Justice Chigiti's decision setting aside his own judgment just because a Kenyan (non-lawyer) used AI to draft the pleadings. Not because the pleadings are not legally compliant. But that the Kenyan acquired an advantage the Respondent do not have. I am out of words.

@joshuamalidzo @kijomba1 x.com/bbeutah/status…

@ahmednasirlaw @omwanza For Lawyers, use AI as a tool to efficiently run your law firm, but let it not substitute your legal reasoning. It can help you summarize your reasoning, add more clarity but not to research for you.

@ahmednasirlaw @omwanza Tim Baker in a Walmart case said:"AI is a useful tool, but not a substitute for good lawyering". he went on to say "Plaintiff's counsel has taken a perilous shortcut around ​his responsibilities as a trained legal professional".reuters.com/legal/legalind…

I have read the ruling by Justice Chigiti in which he struck off a pleading because a lay person used AI and certain research tools to help him draft pleadings. I have never seen a silly judgment of a court like Justice Chigiti's...what an absurd and clueless judgment. @omwanza @NelsonHavi

@MLusimba @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja Do you know why Tesla company is more valuable than Mercedes ? Software . Don’t be ignorant, just google: though in Kenyan context , it’s pure corruption.

@BBeutah @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja So an app is equivalent to KP

Stubborn questions that Ruto's government will have to answer.

Interesting findings

@StrathU We have simple apps doing that 🤷🏿‍♂️

Arnold, a #ClassOf2026 Informatics and Computer Science student, developed a brilliant solution, a fast, accurate, fully on-device monocular body scanner powered by simple height anchoring and lightweight computer vision. Here’s how it works: #SCESResearchExpo #SUreFuture

@Dicksonmagecha Perfectly summed up Dicky. I also had ‘The Bench’… same path .

What happened to the industry? It was the perfect storm: an unsustainable fiscal policy colliding with a collapsing business climate. Let me explain with one product as an example. When we opened Tribeka in August 2011, we sourced beer from distributors at KES 82–89 per bottle. We retailed it at KES 200 Monday to Wednesday, then KES 250 from Reggae Thursday all the way through Sunday. That delivered a 200% gross margin. It was incredibly lucrative. We paid down debt fast, took on new debt for expansion, and opened Natives in November 2012. Then everything started unravelling. The new administration chose to fuel growth with massive debt-financed infrastructure. They pointed to the low tax-to-GDP ratio (distorted by counting these non-cash-generating assets toward GDP) and declared taxation too low. The lowest-hanging fruit? Sin taxes on alcohol. Annual hikes followed, and by 2018 wholesale prices had climbed to KES 180. To protect our old margin we would have needed to sell at KES 540 — but the street price stayed stuck at KES 250. Our gross margin collapsed to just 38% before salaries, rent, taxes or anything else. The tax burden had by then spread across the entire economy. Real incomes stagnated, so people cut household spending to the bone. The era of dropping KES 100k on a table was over. By 2015 we had scaled to 8 venues, 380 permanent staff (550 on weekends counting temps), and $11 million in annual revenue. The cracks were already visible. I hoped the crazy 8%+ deficits were just a pre-election anomaly and that we’d see budget discipline after the vote. Instead, they doubled down. They even indexed alcohol tax hikes to CPI — which was madness, because the inflation was being caused by the very taxes and money printing they were doing. By 2018 we were injecting fresh millions just to cover salaries and rent in some outlets. We were actually relieved when leases expired, even as some landlords tried to muscle us for “goodwill” payments. Minimum wage had jumped from KES 8k to 14k, Tribeka rent had soared from KES 500k to 1.2 million, and we faced an endless parade of extortionate “bureaucracy taxes” and compliance costs. Today purchasing power hasn’t recovered much. The liquor business is nothing like it was. I walked away with heavy losses, but the lessons I learned are worth their weight in gold. No regrets. If I were starting again today, I’d open a Michelin-starred restaurant serving a cozy 50 pax and cater strictly to the 1% — the ones who’ve used the Cantillon effect to suck the country dry through rent-seeking, plus the rich foreigners riding the same wave.

@NyandendaLawi @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja I thought you will comment even a word on KPC valuation, kumbe no jambazi tu wa maneno?

@BBeutah @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja Mkisii mjinga tu

@MLusimba @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja It is yourself not your self .

@BBeutah @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja Listen to your self

@LKMOchieng @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja I didn’t mention valuation of the entire company. I shared the proceeds from the sale of 65% stake. Is it hard to comprehend?

@BBeutah @aomenya @JohnnyGachanja The entire company was valued at 106B for the purpose of the IPO. Learn