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If we are being honest, Penaldo is not a footballer... Yes he plays for a professional football club + lives off footy, but he only waits for pens + tap ins. That is called cherry-picking. Who else cherry picks? Farmers. Penaldo is not a footballer, he is a farmer in my book.

@OmarHamadD Serves that whore right 🖕

The female soldier, Julieta, suffered a skull fracture and head burns after being hit by shrapnel from an Iranian missile near shelters in Haifa. Fuck her wherever she goes.

@amazingchimpboy Fuck you homo

Please just start calling people Jews and use slurs instead of this "performative antisemitism" shit.

90% of Iran is rooting for Israel

@beinlibertarian @RonFilipkowski You're mentally ill

@RonFilipkowski I can’t wait for Jesus to come back either.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

@speeds_c His presence as a human is a cancer. He will only jog for united and act like a diva

We’re letting this demon go for £30 million and are going to cop an obvious downgrade in the summer for double the price, makes me sick thinking about it

@CelticInfinity9 @FPL_Winnersh @BenCrellin And then you have a crap team full of west ham and everton players for the run in

@FPL_Winnersh @BenCrellin Well I think if you have all chips no point in using fh34 wc35 then BB36 with only 6 doublers. Can still get 15 players in Wc32 that double in GW33 fh34, FT then to get players in for TC ON GW 36 haaland (C)

There will only be six teams Doubling in GW33 and Blanking in GW34 Man City vs Arsenal (h) + Burnley (a) Burnley vs Forest (a) + Man City (h) Chelsea vs Man Utd (h) + Brighton (a) Brighton vs Spurs (a) + Chelsea (h) and then either these two: West Ham vs Palace (a) + Everton (h) Everton vs Liverpool (h) + West Ham (a) or these two: Leeds vs Wolves (h) + Bournemouth (a) Bournemouth vs Newcastle (a) + Leeds (h)

@EliLake Your whore mom is indigenous to my perineum

The Jewish people are indigenous to Israel.

@thinkingshivers This is genius

The main problem with blowjobs, all economists agree, is the price. A blowjob is a service; we cannot simply mass produce blowjobs at a blowjob factory. They’re nontransferable; we cannot simply load shipping containers with cheap Chinese blowjobs for import. Nor even can we take advantage of parallelization; basic geometry limits the number of customers a mouth, no matter how enthusiastic, can please at once. Baumol’s cost disease comes for us all. If these basic facts inflate the price, the regulatory environment makes it positively tumescent. Governments go out of their way to criminalize this victimless transaction. To the extent that blowjobs are tolerated, they are tolerated only in specific places, at specific times, and with very, very specific partners. Supply tumbles, prices skyrocket, and the American consumer suffers. But--and now, I speak to you directly, Senator @tedcruz--what if it didn't have to be this way? This idea was shared with me by a friend south of the border, Juan Vilsón. He’s an entrepreneur, and a bold one. His original business idea, to place small gay men (he called them his jinetes) in boxes to fellate long-haul truckers, was a complete failure. No matter what illustrations, magazines, or disclaimers he might affix to the box’s exterior, the customer could always somehow tell the occupant was male. Per his customers, this “ruined it.” He and his jinetes were despondent. Drinking away his sorrows at a bar (recommended by one of his employees for its nice atmosphere), he chanced upon a zookeeper with a problem of his own. I have done my best to translate the zookeeper’s words to English: “The bonobos won’t stop sucking each other off!” Señor Vilsón wasn’t the type to ignore an opportunity. You see, Ted (if I may be so familiar?), besides humans, there are at least 4 other animal species that, from time to time, fellate one another. Only one of those species has lips. They are also trainable. And they come in female. I trust I do not need to spell out exactly how Señor Vilsón brought his new vision to life. I believe the image attached to this post does that quite well! However, I also trust a gentleman of your stature has some concerns. It would be improprietous not to. So please, allow me to pre-empt your questions and set your worries to rest. “What about the teeth?” A perfectly natural concern, and in fact one of the first obstacles Señor Vilsón dealt with. A botched, bloody beta test necessitated fast action here. The solution was dead simple: surgically remove the bonobos’ teeth. “What about consent?” It speaks well of you that you would ask, Senator. Vilsón and his jinetes (now working in operations instead of in boxes) thought very carefully to ensure that no bonobo would be coerced into joining the oldest profession. They developed the following system: All bonobos are granted Universal Basic Income. Regardless of what they choose to do, all their basic needs for food, comfort, and safety will be met, but only just. A bonobo may happen upon another eating a yummy banana or juicy mango. If she too wishes to enjoy such delicacies, she quickly learns there is a way to earn them. All completely voluntary, of course. “And what about STDs?” What a stupid question, Ted. Frankly, the idea of a human catching an STD from a monkey is ridiculous. Vilsón’s Bonoboxes now dot truckstops from Oaxaca to Chihuahua. The bonobo, once an endangered species, has been brought back from the brink. Human sex trafficking feels like a distant dream. And naturally, the prices have fallen. In the sun-baked lands of Mexico, blowjobs are no longer just for the elite. Senator Cruz, I have secured exclusive licensing rights to Bonobox for both the United States and your home country of Canada. All I need from you is a clear regulatory path forward. With your help, we can bring the amazing benefits of this revolutionary product to the American people. And, although it pains me to do so, I am also willing to throw in a lifetime discount. I eagerly await your reply.

@shimon_avitan @Harrisbro777 Everyone hates you guys and the world would be better off without the USA pretending to be world police

@Harrisbro777 Europe is sinking and it will pay a heavy price for turning its back on the US, the same US that saved it for the last 80 years. And all this for the votes of Muslim immigrants who conquered Europe.

@M4cron1te 🫵😭 Kanker flikkertje 😂

Everyone who posts this image should get drawn and quartered

@ryderjj89 @blakebenson42 @MangoLassC Train of thought

@blakebenson42 @MangoLassC Hands down if Claude had the usage like Codex, I'd be back to Claude in an instant. I just got tired of being in the middle of something and having to stop for hours. Ruins the train of thought.

just switched from chatgpt to claude and oh my God.

@Misa_Roumi 🫵😂

Their tank was targeted this morning in southern Lebanon, and none survived. Five lives were lost—may their memory be a blessing.💔

@KBIRI Hoezo nl

Top 5 countries for zionist post-Israel 1. Argentina 2. Cyprus/Greece 3. Netherlands 4. Kenya 5. Morocco My guess is that these will see the largest rise in Israeli citizens wanting to move in.

@BristbyJohn @xPeaceLandBread

Chengdu is the first city in China I was actually starting to get aggravated in. They had no subway in 2010 and now they have 15 massive lines. It really is possible for a place to reliably improve year after year when you don’t let elites skim all the extra gains off the top.

@AnonPlzX @NeilNevins AI will because of a lack of authenticity? Retard

@NeilNevins Season 3... so that's in 6 years? Yeah. AI will have already rendered an entirely book accurate series who's characters match the descriptions perfectly. Hollywood will be buried by AI and they will have no one to blame but themselves for choosing DEI over authenticity.

I give it to season 3 until an HBO rep puts out the “we’re incredibly proud to have brought this magical world to life, but…” statement confirming there won’t be a Goblet of Fire

@Porkchop_EXP Soo doe even rustig

Dutch men are the most pussified men in all of Europe: they are complete slaves to their wives, and their wives despise them for it. To the women, they are nothing but an inseminator turned babysitter turned private chef turned children bicycle transporter. And a screeching Moroccan immigrant harpie still manages to blame them for the rape of women in dark alleyways because “all men problem”. And they take it up the ass and vote D66.

@MinPres Houd je anders je kanker muil dicht

Vandaag met Kroonprins Mohammad bin Salman al-Saoed van Saoedi-Arabië gesproken over de laatste ontwikkelingen met betrekking tot het conflict in en rond Iran, en de recente escalatie. Daarbij heb ik mijn solidariteit betuigd met Saoedi-Arabië. Iran moet stoppen met aanvallen op civiele infrastructuur van de Golflanden, waaronder olie- en gas installaties. En het is van groot belang dat Iran de blokkade van de Straat van Hormuz zo snel mogelijk opheft. Tot slot spraken we kort over de goede en historische banden tussen onze landen en hebben we afgesproken de komende tijd in contact te blijven.

@CTOLittleManyu @sharghzadeh

@sharghzadeh Donald Trump doesn’t bluff hope you listen for iran 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

That 48 hours Tweet was such a massive strategic error. He’s backed himself into a corner now. What an unforced error. Can’t they have two layers of screening before he tweets? Just take away his phone entirely.

@Misa_Roumi 🫵😂

Tonight, our country is experiencing its harshest tragedy since its founding… a massacre by all measures that shakes the nation’s conscience and exposes fragile policies and failures in crisis management.

@IsraelMFA 🫵😂

The Iranian regime devastated Arad and Dimona by deliberately striking civilians with missiles. Over 100 people were injured, including children. A blatant war crime. Pure terrorism.