Jay 🏴‍☠️

Hi. I'm really quite boring, not memorable at all. You should follow me anyway, that way you're here when I accidentally say something interesting. Tell your friends.

Me - writing snarky email. Devil on my shoulder - 'Whoa, dude, you sure about this?'

@MarcNixon24 Yeah, hey, JT? If you could just feck all the way off, that would be great.

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just through Mark Carney under the bus on an unhinged rant about China throwing BAGS of unlimited cash at Canada. He says China has unlimited money and demand for Canada 🇨🇦 but we can’t do that they don’t share our values.

@fckboislayer 100%.

The house of commons is a bunch of out of touch people congratulating each other on the best one liner. That's it. That's the show.

@110Niki It's OK pumpkin, we know the loss of the colonies still stings. Regardless, no need to lash out at Coach - go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

The ignorance in this post is shocking. The picture is of Margaret Thatcher (dubbed 'The Iron Maiden') not Queen Elizabeth II at all (who was never referred to as such). And Wales is misspelled. What an example of American education!

@3YearLetterman @tim_cook @Tim_Walz @TimTebow @UrbansPintHouse @GropingIn @HomeGoods @PublixJobs @Kash_Patel @JackDaniels_US @Whitesnake I heard he’s investing heavily in the waterbed financing and timeshare spaces.

🚨 BRAKING 🚨 Apple’s founder and CEO, Tim Cook, is stepping down. This is a dark day for America, as he literally invented the computer, the iPod, and the iPhone

@thecavedaddy Heard about this just yesterday, I'm still processing. Equal parts sadness, disgust and rage.

However mad you are, it’s not nearly enough. Link to the article in the replies. Don’t read it if you’re sensitive to that kind of thing.

@eurofounder <rage bubbles> oh, wait...it's you.

Netherlands just announced a new 120% wealth tax It will apply to the ultra-rich who earn above €150k per year So if you make €200k, you pay €60k on the €50k above the threshold Dutch officials explained it is to "discourage wealth hoarding behaviour" So beautifuly said Finally someone in Europe has the moral spine to put an end this selfish accumulation of wealth No human being should make over €150k a year It is a vulgar and borderline pornographic amount I hope more EU countries will adopt this progressive legislation This is why Europe is, and always will be, light years ahead of America

@MbarkCherguia Two bears high-fiving.

What do you see in the Rorschach shape?

@kat_maryb Lose respect? No. But it helps to identify those with whom I likely have very little in common. Saves time.

Gen X check: Does anyone else immediately lose respect for someone the second you see pronouns listed? Or is it just me? #GenX

@GamewithDave Fallout 1 or Myst.

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@preta_6 Mine was about four months - but I was born in the UK to an Irish born father - so it was only a first passport request, really. Applying for my son next, so I figure that will take longer.

Have been meaning to do it forever, and yesterday I finally applied for Irish citizenship. Apparently it will take about a year. ☘️

@ZannSuz Yup, did that.

Y’all remember pegged jeans? We were the coolest kids ever.

@lady_valor_07 Ernie Hudson.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@MbarkCherguia Thick, not fat. Looks just fine, not that it matters.

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@fckboislayer Happy un-birthday, whenever it is. Or isn't.

My birthday is canceled this year. I've decided to hold at 45.

@Eman_8282 Cooking.

Whats missing 🤔

@kinsellawarren Puppers!

Hard to get work done today

Test to see if I muted you below⬇️ If I don't like or reply, I'm sorry, you're muted🙏🏼

@donguriweb I see you bro.

ちょっとカナダ🇨🇦の友達が少ないんだ… もしこのポストが届いてたら教えてほしい☺️

@Hot_Pepper76 Hated it when I was younger. Top 5 show now.

I completely missed M*A*S*H growing up. Seeing these clips now, I finally understand why so many of you love it. It has such a dry, clever kind of humor. And Hawkeye, wow, love him. Was this a regular watch for you?