Christofer Hoff

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Christofer Hoff

@Beaker

coffee. creator. cars. cyber. cloud. ‘cue. change. culture. credentials. @ scale Security CTO/CISO/Engineer & Ops focused. CSTO @lastpass Opinions are MINE only

Somewhere in time and space เข้าร่วม Nisan 2007

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 May

Please learn to listen to the pain our kids feel before they express it in ways like this. If you need help understanding how awful this can be & what you can do as a parent, my DMs are open. It doesn’t take much imagination to understand how I know this. twitter.com/cnn/status/996…

CNN@CNN

The percentage of children and teens hospitalized for suicidal thoughts or actions in the United States doubled from 2008 to 2015, new research shows cnn.it/2rMq85q

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·24 Kas

@madplatt Sent you a meeting invite

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Mario Platt@madplatt·24 Kas

This right here 😂 and tomorrow will be the same. Got so much done today

Luke Hinds@decodebytes

zero meetings today, what with US thanksgiving. Result => focus, productivity, code output through the roof.

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Lindsay (Bruce) Crider@lindsay_crider·18 Kas

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

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Eric Capuano - Bsky: @eric.zip@eric_capuano·19 Kas

Incredible work by the @googlecloud team on developing detection signatures for nearly all major versions of Cobalt Strike… This is one of the most comprehensive CS Beacon yara collections I’ve seen yet. cloud.google.com/blog/products/…

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·18 Kas

@PhoneBoy It’s really great stuff…wish it were mine other than the bottles of it i have!

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PhoneBoy@PhoneBoy·18 Kas

You making BBQ sauce now @Beaker? Found this in Whole Paycheck in Chattanooga.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

@llorenzin @mattjay That’s the same problem then - they called IT when I was there. 171 listed as “in stock” at DC which gets shipped via train to Greensboro and then trucked to the local@store. None of the 171 could be “allocated” so it showed a 3 week lead time. Something is FUBAR

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Lisa Lorenzin infosec.exchange/@llorenzin@llorenzin·17 Kas

@Beaker @mattjay Thank you! I feel you on the distribution hell at Lowe's - we ordered a microwave online on 10/25 for store pickup on 11/10 - online status has been just "delayed" for 2wks now. It apparently arrived at the Greensboro DC on 11/7 and fell into a black hole... 🙄

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Matt Johansen@mattjay·15 Kas

I’m unreasonably excited for my new dishwasher getting installed today. I swear I used to be cool.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

@llorenzin @mattjay The Bosch is really nice. Went with the in-stock Samsung unit (everything else was in some sort of bizarre distribution center stock issue at Lowe’s) - 3rd rack, quiet. Will find p/n

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Lisa Lorenzin infosec.exchange/@llorenzin@llorenzin·17 Kas

@Beaker @mattjay What dishwasher did you guys go with? Ours is on its last legs - I've been looking at Bosch 300 or 500, not sure if we need the third rack, very open to other options. Would love to hear your insights...

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

This is all the rage in the Valley

Leah Culver@leahculver

What should I wear to the office today as a “hardcore” engineer? Reply with pics thanks.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

@DaveCamYT Stop using the brakes, Dave.

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Dave Cam@DaveCamYT·16 Kas

This hurts more than you can imagine. I only took the car in for an oil change 😂 #mustang #ford

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

There is likely a qualifier after the “yes” but…you need to make better life choices, my dude.

Farokh@farokh

Are you kidding me? Listen to what @kevinolearytv had to say when asked if he’d support SBF again if he knocked on his door with a new idea… you guys are delusional to speak of him that way. Wtf.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

Unfollow.

Justin Elze@HackingLZ

Hacking, Race cars, and whatever else nothing melts people minds more than me telling them I have never had a cup of coffee.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·17 Kas

There are many things you should listen to Rob about, and this is one of them. That said, I should disclose as Mr. Wonderful did about his FTX investment, that 60% of my recommendations are valid every time.

Robert Graham@robertgraham

🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending. I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·16 Kas

@b6n The number of knobs in the comments who don’t realize this is a farce based on those 2 knuckleheads who never worked at twitter staging their firing weeks ago…but lauded him is…something 🤦‍♂️

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·15 Kas

GoFundMe page?

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·15 Kas

@HackingLZ Do you wear a HANS device?

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Justin Elze@HackingLZ·15 Kas

This winters race car upgrade efforts are purely around avoiding death not going faster

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Christofer Hoff@Beaker·15 Kas

@deviantollam Rad.

Christofer Hoff@Beaker·15 Kas

This aged well. I value this thread at $8.

Christofer Hoff@Beaker

Yeah so…Twitter Blue currently billing @ $2.99/mo. I cancel (because, meh) and to incentivize me to reconsider, their offer is $4.99/mo. Is this how Dogecoin economics work? I can see where this is going.

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