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@Ivy___5 @medicgamesreall Goblin is buns

@medicgamesreall no way you thought I was being serious with that post lmao I gave goblin a fucking 8.8/10

“obsessed” and it’s on a song made 15 years ago smh my head

@ownthelib @Mahdisabiu @pronouncedsimon Why were they attacked by the PLO?

@Mahdisabiu @pronouncedsimon x.com/ownthelib/stat…

Ronald Reagan, I believe after seeing a child suffering in the devastation, famously telephoned Israeli Prime Minister Begin and demanded an immediate stop to the bombing. "It is a holocaust", Reagan said (to which Begin drily answered "I know what a Holocaust is"). Reagan was unmoved by Begin's arguments. As he recorded in his diary: "I was angry. I told him it had to stop or our entire future relationship was endangered. I used the word holocaust deliberately & said the symbol of his war was becoming a picture of a 7 month old baby with it’s arms blown off. [...] Twenty mins. later he called to tell me he’d ordered an end to the barrage and plead for our continued friendship." Apparently, Reagan is supposed to have commented to his aides "I didn't know I had that kind of power!".

@Kloktklo @OffBayMedia @morallawwithin Enough to have a civil war!

@OffBayMedia @morallawwithin Lmao, what civilization do monkeys have

It’s reassuring that if a chimpanzee ever commits a crime then we’ll be able to find him

i know james madison reading this shit in hell like wtf dis nigga talkin bout

@Augustus__J @fabiodeuxbeer @grok Compare crime statistics and drug related deaths in the UK vs in Missouri

@fabiodeuxbeer Do you have any alternative figures to suggest typical living standards in Missouri are lower? Or is it just vague vibes about "it's a flyover Chud state so it must be poor"

Americans love to compare the size of their shitsville states to other countries as if they themselves built the physical land

why are men OBSESSED with pickle rick?

@RR789 @piperocktheory The Smiths and the Cure were influenced by punk though admittedly "descended from punk" is a pretty fucking massive exception

@piperocktheory That’s bullshit. The smiths,the cure, talking heads,Madonna,Kate bush,Metallica etc.

in R&B, yes mainstream white music not descended from punk sucked for the most part in the 1980s lol

@TheFlip99 @HaQ_mAn Good news is you should be able to get in now!

@HaQ_mAn Oxford was a top 2 university, it’s a shithole now

Either Muslims are uneducated and don’t infegrate or they complain that we’re at the most prestigious educational institutions

@Arpeggigos @actsmaniac Just one more round of austerity bro. It's worked out great in Britain!

@actsmaniac Just one more regulation will fix it bro 🙏

they call Germany 007 0 deregulation 0 red tape cutting 7 years without GDP growth

@Keir_Starmer his name is Ye

@Kratylus @AkshayJS_TRM @skyler_higley @lsthief "That's a shame about Neverland Ranch... but I know a place"

@AkshayJS_TRM @skyler_higley @lsthief That was the post credit scene

read the original script. Can’t believe they cut this out of the movie.

@hardspacer @BenjaminOCall Moron

@BenjaminOCall i mean try stopping with the performative hysteria for a start and give me a specific trip you want to make rather than just having a tantrum because walking is hard 🤣🤣

they’re making a metro in gran canaria but tunnelling in birmingham is too difficult apparently

@b0n0myt1res @Altymcaltalt3 Lmao. How's Macron doing?

@Altymcaltalt3 I dont compare Starmer to Obama or Macron.

I cant believe the british left think this is their Zohran or AOC. Zero aura or sauce

@DarthKevin81 @Y40IFRQTTING Thanks for tipping your landlord DarthKevin!!

@Y40IFRQTTING “I take my personal anecdote and extrapolate it to apply to everyone because I’m a moron” That’s your tweet.

Beyond greedy rent seeking there seems to be something else driving landlords to be weirdly invasive with their tenants' personal lives. Why would you require an adult with a job to not drink alcohol or have overnight guests? There is a de facto surveillance state for tenants.

@Russell0123456 @Bob_cart124 Why should it be the state’s job to micromanage every aspect of your life? No you can’t attend your favorite artists concert, no you can’t log on to Twitter without uploading your drivers license into a Palantir database, no you can’t get a refill of a sugary drink. Fuck off.

@Bob_cart124 Don’t be so dumb. If a major global celebrity who hated on Muslims wanted to perform in the UK they too should be banned. The people you mentioned no-one’s heard of & don’t have the same status

The Kanye West double standard: If Ye hated on Islam and Muslims there would be no campaign to ban him from visiting or performing at the UK. How do I know? They let Valentina Gomez and her ilk in to preach holy war against British Muslims at a Tommy Robinson hate march in September.

@peakcapitolism Holy shit man, you were that smart as a teen? Like smarter than the dumb adults? Holy shit bro. Myopic? Holy shit, what a word.

@Anarchocapybara @putaburdonit @NewLeftEViews Are you twelve years old

@putaburdonit @NewLeftEViews

One of the most vile and absurd things that has ever occurred in human history. You would have thought that the cost (literally millions of corpses) and the outcome (a resounding US defeat) would have reduction ad absurdum’ed wars form the sky but no.

@oxyg3n1us @biomulv @TrashPanda08x Famously undesirable Edinburgh

@biomulv @TrashPanda08x Cringe old fucking shit where nobody wants to live or work anyway

Europe doesn't have many skylines, but the few they do are really fucking pretty

@Animals_1977 @pipa417 Great-

@pipa417 Funny how "counting or not counting gang violence" will probably end up being Kirk's most famous quote

“counting or not counting the weeks where decades happen?”

@jokerginj @sduncan1515 @technicslover @dons_report Fortunately you're never having kids

Less than 7,000 people are seeking asylum in Scotland. If you brought them all together in one place they wouldn’t even fill the SMISA Stadium, which will be sold out for St Mirren vs Aberdeen this Saturday. Keep Reform’s divisive lies out of Scotland.