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Andrew Boles
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Andrew Boles
@BolesData
Husband and Father; I also meddle with data every now and then.
Waco, TX เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2020
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@elonmusk — Baylor University Career Center is ready to pilot Optimus in a real-world environment.
94% career success. 99% knowledge rate. Fully operational AI ecosystem already in place.
We’re not experimenting with AI — we’re operationalizing it at scale for students.
Let’s partner to test Optimus in higher ed and generate real human-robot interaction data while directly improving student career outcomes.
If this aligns with your vision, we’re ready to move.
#Optimus #AI #FutureOfWork #HigherEd



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Andrew Boles รีทวีตแล้ว

The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation."
I don't know what Agile means.
Nobody does.
That's why it works.
I make $425,000 a year.
To move sticky notes.
From left to right.
On a board.
The board is digital now.
The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses.
Progress.
Day one, I said "we need to break down silos."
Everyone nodded.
Silos are bad.
I don't know why.
But destroying them is a career.
My career.
I introduced "squads."
Squads are teams.
But disrupted.
We disrupted the teams into teams.
Different names.
Same people.
Same problems.
But Agile problems now.
Agile problems are strategic.
A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing.
I said, "The mindset."
He asked what that means.
I said, "It's a journey."
He asked where we're going.
I said, "Toward agility."
He asked what agility means.
I pointed at the sticky notes.
They were moving left to right.
That's velocity.
We have velocity now.
The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work.
I said, "That's waterfall thinking."
Waterfall is bad.
Like silos.
I don't know what waterfall is.
But I know it's bad.
She stopped talking.
Waterfall accusations end conversations.
We had a retrospective.
In the retro, we discussed what went wrong.
Everything went wrong.
We put it on sticky notes.
Then we moved the sticky notes.
Into a column called "Parking Lot."
The Parking Lot is where problems go to die.
It's full.
We don't look at it.
That's agile.
Velocity is up 40%.
I defined velocity.
I also defined the points.
I also defined the stories.
We're crushing it.
At the things I made up.
To measure.
Ourselves.
The CEO asked for ROI.
I showed a chart.
The chart went up.
Charts should go up.
This one did.
I didn't label the Y-axis.
Nobody asked.
Leadership is confidence.
We do standups now.
Every day.
We stand.
For 45 minutes.
Standing is agile.
Sitting is waterfall.
My legs hurt.
But we're transforming.
The transformation is now "Phase 3."
Phase 1 was assessment.
Phase 2 was implementation.
Phase 3 is "continuous improvement."
Continuous means forever.
Forever means job security.
I'm very secure.
My contract was extended.
Three more years.
For "cultural impact."
The culture is confused.
But impacted.
Agile transformation isn't about being agile.
It's about transforming.
Continuously.
Toward more transformation.
The destination is the journey.
The journey is billable.
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@Caedrel Would Canyon / Delight be the most insane or most int combo ever? Guma and Zeus can play with or without pressure…just feel like that’s a wild ride.
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@Atlustv Nah that’s the coaster I’m here for. Or should I say Koaster.
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@AzaelOfficial Great job, as always! I’ve watched your career since the beginning and really enjoy your insights.
I’m not sure which version I like…I was happy to have 4 BO5’s in a row but also sad we only have one more week left? Idk
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Goodbye Shanghai! 👋
Really enjoyed Quarters + Semi's & hope we keep the condensed #Worlds2025 format going forward!
Do you all prefer the semi's starting immediately or did you like the break in previous years?

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@LSXYZ9 Ah DFG and unholy grail, ha. I haven’t thought of those in a long time…
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DFG
Zz'rot Portal
Redemption
Original Moonstone
S7 Ardent
Wriggled Lantern
Old wits end
Twin Shadows
Madreds BloodRazor
Athenes Unholy Grail
Banner of Command
Feral Flare
Galeforce
Oracles Elixir
SotE
Abysmal Scepter
P.stone / KLP / HoG
Jamada@JamadaLoL
What are the most broken items in league’s history? Making a list for some videos, wanna make sure I’m not missing any obvious ones…
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@Thorin Very true. I’m not sure which is better - the mechanical beast who was steps ahead of everyone or the stoic captain that leads his team to victory. All I know is - I’ll be watching him play in a finals for the 8th time this Sunday! Crazy. Death, taxes, and Faker in the finals.
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@kurtbuhler These have all been very great and timely! Thank you!
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KT dropping a place after a perfect Swiss stage is just incredible. Thanks AWS for not getting *redacted*
#Worlds2025
LoL Esports@lolesports
+8 for @VivoKeyd 📈 The updated global power rankings powered by @awscloud after the #Worlds2025 Swiss Stage!
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@CLTchesscenter Very sad to hear this. Prayers for his family and friends. Loved learned from Danya.
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