John Lawrence

@AmericanAir @DeGrangeLee So make sure when you tell people to buy upgraded seats(say for a really tall person) that you ALWAYS say, “JUST BE AWARE THAT WE CAN CHANGE YOUR SEAT WITH NO RECOURSE AND NO NOTICE.”

@DeGrangeLee We're sorry this has been your experience. As much as we prefer to avoid adjustments, on occasion, seat changes can occur unexpectedly due to operational requirements.

@AmericanAir @AACenter I fly 3 times a month. The two times with you and they will be the last two times ever. I pay for upgraded seats on a return flight. Change my departure flight only and you drop my paid seats on my return flight without any warning or notification.

@CBSMornings Then fight for gun reform. Y’all are so dumb. Thousands and thousands of people are murdered by US citizens every year. Oops, can’t blame that on anyone. ITS THE GUNS MAMA. START THERE.

“I’ve got to fight for my child. I have to fight for yours. I have to turn this devastating darkness into light somehow”: Sheridan Gorman was her parents’ joy — but after the 18-year-old Loyola University Chicago freshman was shot and killed just blocks from her dorm last month, her parents say they are fighting for accountability. Police say a 26-year-old man from Venezuela who had illegally entered the U.S. under the Biden administration killed Gorman, after he had been arrested and released for shoplifting.

@NOTrismegistus @fordnation Just because you can’t buy Kentucky whisky?

Why can’t we work together with America? Why are all you politicians in Canada such ignorant dipshits? The future rightful generations of Canada will hate every single one of you, and all of you will go down in history as the demons who tried to destroy Canada and Canadians. I don’t care if you’re the best politician in Canada or if there even is a “best one.” Being the best among the worst means nothing.

I want to be clear: American alcohol will only go back on shelves when the U.S. removes its tariffs.

@GovPressOffice Please also start referring to the President by his full name, Donald Toilet (for John. Get it?🤣) Trump. #DonaldToiletTrump Thank you for your attention to this matter.

OPEN THE STRAIT. CLOSE THE STRAIT. WE ARE BLOCKADING. LIFT SANCTIONS. IMPOSE NEW SANCTIONS. JD IS IN PAKISTAN. JD IS NOT IN PAKISTAN. STILL BLOCKADING. WE HAVE AN AGREEMENT. THERE IS NO AGREEMENT THAT IS FAKE NEWS. BOMBING AGAIN SOON (MAYBE)!

@GlennYoungkin Cry harder sweetie.

Thank you to all the voters who turned out to vote against this egregious power grab. The race was much closer than the left expected because Virginians know a 10-1 map is not Virginia. I urge the Virginia Supreme Court to rule against this unconstitutional process that will disenfranchise millions of Virginians.

@MattForVA How is that rigging an election. What you signed was an attestation stating that you are who you claimed to be and that you are eligible to vote, under FELONY perjury of law. Are you saying you just committed felony perjury?

Watch how easy it is to rig an election in Virginia.

@JdizzoTheReal @AesPolitics1 How so JIZZ? 🤣🤣🤣

@AesPolitics1 bunch of retards in VA voting yes. hope this bites VA in the butt...

Republicans fucked around and found out in Virginia lol

@boopimabot19 @Defence_Journl We know he lunged for the steering wheel of the Beast on J 6, baby!

@Defence_Journl You might be a Democrat… If you think Trump lunged for the nuclear codes during a White House meeting.

🇺🇸BREAKING: During an emergency White House meeting, President Trump reportedly attempted to access the nuclear codes but was blocked by General Dan Caine, according to former CIA analyst Larry Johnson.

@bubbastump69420 @MAGACult2 What happens when you morons are not only too dumb to read, but too stupid to listen to a video.

@MAGACult2 What’s all that weak ass shadow boxing?

I love that we get to feature this sports journalist. He does fantastic work, but it is rarely applicable. This one however is. He breaks down the Kash Patel article in the Atlantic. Well worth the watch.

@michaelpleahy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸As an intelligent person, Kash’s lawsuit gonna be tossed out!

BREAKING: As an award winning journalist, it is my view that Kash Patel has a very strong defamation case against The Atlantic and Sarah Fitzpatrick. This morning he filed a $250 million defamation case against them. tennesseestar.com/justice/leahy-…

@StevenCheung47 Hey bud, the RUMP is a crazy asshat and everyone knows it. And YOU? A laughable piece of play doh.

Think about this: you, a sitting U.S. congressman, getting duped by fake news. Just imagine how easily you might be compromised.

@ThoughtCrimes80 Dudette, please post about all the citizens Diaper RUMP pardoned who r@ped little children. Or write about all the kids murdered by citizens with guns.

This is such a tragic Colorado story. Another illegal with a history of DUIs kills a father of five on his motorcycle. The illegal in question had deportation orders dating back to 2018, and the state of Colorado did nothing. So much deliberate incompetence here.

@AmericanAir @BengalsDFW Why should pax have to modify the font size on their phones? That’s an APP DEVELOPMENT ISSUE. Rookie error. Be better. Do better.

@BengalsDFW Will you share your phone type, model? Also, have you modified the font size under accessibility?

Hey @AmericanAir your fancy new boarding pass obscures my gate info!

@tooltime082 @sweeenie B fuqing S. Liar. MAGAT moron.

Live from New York.

@Frankiebones8 @StormyDaniels No one cares frankie.

@StormyDaniels Who supposedly "opened up" FOR YOU?!? Also curious what open mics were u doing for years and middling/showcasing for someone? How many years in are you? How many fans aren't porn fans? I'm a comedy nerd and I've never heard your name in the space. No idea you were a "comic" 🤣🤣

7 weeks. 24 shows. 10k miles. Zero casualties (besides one AC unit on top of the bus) and tour is done! We ended at the Avon Theater in Atlanta with the biggest and loudest crowd of the run. June and July are already booked up including some much bigger venues. Thank you to everyone who came to the shows, bought merch (we’re sold out) and stood in line to meet me. Thank you to all the incredible comics who opened for me and to my hardworking crew. Now it’s time for a nice vacation… then Key West Comedy Clum May 22&23 ⚡️💋🦄

@OkoroMiracle15 @luxemiaa Should they? They disrupted the cab business. They stole all that wealth they have. Disrupt Uber back. Dirty tactics to fight a dirty company.

@luxemiaa You know Uber can literally track the driver right? You realize that you just got that driver banned? If you do not want Uber to make money off you, then just got random drivers numbers and call them, if you use the Uber app to find a driver then they should get paid too.

My uber from the airport was $135. When the driver got here I asked her how much they were paying her, she said $60. I said girl cancel the ride I’ll give you $85, & did

@bidro287 @poperespecter1 Fake bot.

@poperespecter1 Bro is just posting his musical jams, I’m sure he feels very proud with how he’s helped America. He’s done a great job. I wish we had another term tbh. We’d really enter the golden age

Dafuq is going on? Should I be in a bunker or something?

@anyonewantchips @diane7171 Those are two evils creatures who will rot in hell. Satan’s getting things nice and hot. Nice and spicy, the way Clarence likes it.

I’ll never get over the fact that bribe infested Clarence Thomas gave Trump immunity for attempting a coup that Ginni Thomas helped plan.

@AmericanAir @6idyup Be transparent. You don’t make upgrades AVAILABLE until 24 hrs ahead now, so if there are any pilots gonna need those seats, they’re gonna get em every time. And I don’t think you can call this “new” anymore.

@6idyup This is a contractual provision in our new pilot agreement and is limited to upgrades within 24 hours of departure. Our standard processes for clearing upgrades prior to 24-hours before departure, including for our AAdvantage members, remain in place.

I have platinum status on @AmericanAir. The first year, I got upgraded fairly often…maybe once out of every 4/5 flights. The last few years of retained status, I’ve been upgraded 1-2x, flying fairly frequently and mostly American hubs. Wonder what changed…

@MarkMeadows 🤣🤣🤣Mark, you’re messing with us, right? Maybe check on the mess in the RUMP’S pants. I can smell it from here. Seriously, how much are they paying you to carry his water?

Patriot.