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youtu.be/naWjsCRFqUk You know you've gone crazy when you're in the promo. Yours truly, at 2:50 in the green & red, just chillin.

🇫🇷🥶 Let me introduce you 𝗘𝗗𝗘𝗡 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗜 (𝟭𝟰), the younger brother of Rayan Cherki. The 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗧 is in the 𝗗𝗡𝗔 🧬

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur in advanced talks to sign Marcos Senesi as free agent this summer subject to retaining PL status. Nothing finalised so still open + interest in 28yo #AFCB centre-back from elsewhere but #THFC leading contender at present @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/69286…

🚨 Wojciech Szczesny: “I know I won’t stay here for long because I’m not a permanent player in the team”. “It has been a great experience for me, both personally and for my family, and we are very grateful for the time we spent here”.

Rayo Vallecano are in a European semi final. They dont sell online tickets. The stadium often doesnt have running water in the toilets. The pitch is a joke. The club shop looks like a teenager's cupboard. Their training ground is in pieces. IT IS AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

This story is insane: • american streamer goes to south korea to do content like a lunatic • dances on a memorial for wwii sex slaves, plays north korean propaganda on the subway, throws ramen at a store owner like a psychopath • the country puts a BOUNTY on his location • a former korean navy seal finds him and knocks him out cold on a live stream • he gets arrested, charged with 8 counts including deepfake sexual violence crimes • shows up to his first court date an hour late, hungover, in a maga hat • calls south korea a "us vassal state" in open court • prosecution asks for 3 years hard labor • his mom files a petition begging the judge for leniency • his last words before sentencing: "i haven't done anything to offend anyone during these proceedings, which shows i learned my lesson" • judge sentences him anyway, has him handcuffed in the courtroom on the spot • and when he finally gets deported back to america, he has to register as a sex offender

Throwback to when Mateu Lahoz gave Ferran Torres an yellow just for staring at him This is what Barca have been dealing with for years 😭

Savages

Former Israeli intelligence Shaiel Ben-Ephraim says Israeli prison guards told him the video showing guards SAing a prisoner is “nothing” compared to what they’ve seen 😳 “They inserted a broom handle into his anus. There is a doctor’s report confirming this happened… People were beaten to death, and raped to death. They would leave bodies out to decompose next to the prisoners… There are several claims that dogs were trained to rape these prisoners… This is what turned me against my country.”

Lionel Messi has bought UE Cornellà, a club based in Catalonia that plays in the Spanish 3rd division. UE Cornellà have an ultras group called “Cornehools,” known for its anti-fascist and anti-zionist stance. It is common to see Antifa and Palestinian flags in the club’s stands.

Thiago picked Iniesta, Lahm and Bobby as best players he played with at each of his three clubs

🎙️Thierry Henry on Lamine Yamal Vs Michael Olisie debate. 🗣️: “Every time a young player has a good game now, people rush to compare him to Lamine Yamal and that tells you everything. He’s not just another talent, he’s the standard. That’s what happens when you’re doing things at 16–18 that most players don’t even understand at 23. Look, Michael Olise is a top player, no doubt about that. His technique, his creativity, it’s all there. But we’re talking about a six year age gap. At 18, Yamal is already dictating games at the highest level, making decisions like a veteran, and impacting matches consistently. What separates Yamal is not just talent, it’s his football IQ, his composure under pressure, and his ability to take responsibility in big moments. He doesn’t hide, he demands the ball. That’s rare, especially at that age. So yes, comparisons will keep happening, but let’s be honest, Yamal is the benchmark now. And when you become the benchmark at that age, you’re not normal… you’re special.

Diaz has scored more goals this season (24) than Robben or Ribery ever managed in a single season for Bayern. Olise has more assists this season (27) than Robben or Ribery ever managed in a single season for Bayern.

🚨 | BREAKING: Joshua Pynadath is reportedly giving up his American Passport to become an Indian Citizen and play for #IndianFootball Team 🇮🇳 The 24-year-old ex-Real Madrid and Ajax Academy winger has even consulted Ryan Williams about the process! HUGE NEWS #IndianFootball 🔥

Liverpool FC is deeply saddened by the passing of former goalkeeper Alex Manninger at the age of 48. The thoughts of everyone at LFC are with Alex's family and friends at this difficult time.

Exclusive: Richard Hughes won't leave #LFC this summer and will lead a continued revamp, with 3-4 senior players set to arrive. Al-Hilal interest genuine, but FSG want Hughes to stay. More on @talkSPORT shortly.🔴 🤝 @alex_crook

Undeniably funny that PSG has advanced further in the Champions League than Real Madrid in both seasons since Mbappe made the move.

Not gonna pretend like I've watched him play a full match, but from the clips I've seen, he's got a very similar ball carrying directness & relentlessness as Vinicius. He's yet to make his senior debut, so it's impossible to tell how this translates to top level football. 50m price tag is crazy though, but it depends on how much of that is add-ons, and what those add-ons are.

🚨 Harry Kane has built himself a full-on £20M PALACE… just a few minutes down the road from Chelsea’s training ground. 😳🏰 A neo-Georgian mansion on the outside — pure old money vibes — but inside it’s ALL modern luxury after a complete two-year transformation. The standout? A £20,000 CAR TURNTABLE in his underground garage… meaning he never even has to reverse. The floor literally spins his car around. 😭 He also has a private cinema, swimming pool, fully equipped gym with treatment room and personal bar… Kane has EVERYTHING covered. 💰 (Source: @MailSport)

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club. “It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.” @LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

So after Apple REMOVED bombed LEBANESE villages from its Maps, they have now come out with a show with an ISRAELI IOF SOLDIER as a VICTIM! Oh the moral job of ki||ing BABIES must be so hard!!! FUCK APPLE and FUCK ISRAE|