@justacoverband Forcing you to watch the castle of fu man chu
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Barack HUSSEIN Obama
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Barack HUSSEIN Obama
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President, Patriot, and Muslim
Haldimand Tract เข้าร่วม Haziran 2020
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why do people not believe dogs can understand words?
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Remember when everyone thought their dogs were speaking to them with those buttons
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@user84829272 I remember when 17 TikTok users thought that, thereby creating the illusion that everyone did
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@user84829272 They were you dumbass you shouldn't have pets
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I could be your ideal plump bavarian boy if only you would give me a chance x.com/TabithaG67327
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The best part of being autistic is definitely crushing on female voice actors
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@how_do_i_pdf Look, you're gonna have to commit to the stuffing or just give it up entirely. This is like, pasta for an Italian type shit
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Holidays kinda suck when you’re the only person in your family who can cook
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There is a man with a very large hat outside like a wicker basket but for your head
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the daily wire really released their ‘the pendragon cycle’ series that cost tens of millions of dollars 2 months ago and not a single person even noticed lmfao
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@facetedcarapace It's a schizotitty drought it's not just you
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I used to get unhinged DMs about my posts regularly . it's like crazy people don't even put in the effort any more. or perhaps I've lost the sauce...
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esp if the person in question is like four years old. fuck them kids,
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Occasionally i will get asked how i have so much rizz. And my response is always "shut the fuck up you dumb immigrant learn the language before you come here"
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@BridgeJungle @WizzleDean And that’s why I’m celibate!
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I think it’s all very necessary personally
Harry⁰²⁹♟️🕯 THE BOYS S5 SPOILERS@Deeplanded
Reminder all male nudity in The Boys is a parody to the misogyny & over sexualization of female actors commonly seen on screen in western films. Yes the random dick, balls, booty hole & ass shots are all "unnecessary", the same way boobs, hips, waist and pussy shots are.
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@agentofchaos427 @WizzleDean LMAO.
If dick lust didn't make girls so stupid there'd be no boys in the firs place 🙏
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@WizzleDean @BridgeJungle What am I saying it’s too fucking early for this conversation
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@WizzleDean @agentofchaos427 i mean, millenial women do idk what the kids are jerking off to probably some freaky shit i'm not even remotely familiar with. as nature intended.
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@agentofchaos427 @BridgeJungle So women watch gay male porn the way men watch lesbian porn?
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Barack HUSSEIN Obama รีทวีตแล้ว
I disagree that America deserved 9/11 but I think it's fine if you say it on a podcast or a stream. If you say it in print then I disagree with that. Podcasts are for saying whatever. It's just for fun.
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my childlike wonder about space has returned so it got me texting my ex to see if she still has my telescope i used to bring to her cottage that i forgot about
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