CryptoSommurai

Proof that friendship doesn’t care about species.

@CryptoParadyme Avocado super g00d & healthy

I've been embracing my inner millennial and having avocado toast with my morning eggs. 10/10

I support this thesis

Do not quit crypto now. There is one bull market left. 🐂 I promise. $BTC #altcoins

@Tradernaber I was there, no one were genius

@CSommurai In easy mode everyone was genius back then

Don’t be like 2022-2023-2024 Capo there is no coming back from that.- and some will be.-

@devchart Fartcoin pumping saturday night was a signal to hedge

$BTC reacting negatively to the news. I guess the bombing will restart all over the middle east now x.com/sentdefender/s…

@atalantis7 Fartcoun, obviously

What's your 2025 FARTCOIN if we send over the weekend?

No Margot Robbie in a bathtub today. Just a hedgehog who's been watching private credit for months and needs you to read this carefully. 🦔The biggest banks on Wall Street are launching a new tool next week to bet against private credit funds, the same $3 trillion corner of finance that quietly holds money from pension funds and retirement accounts. JPMorgan, Bank of America, Barclays, Deutsche Bank, and Goldman Sachs are working with S&P Global to launch a credit default swap index called CDX Financials, allowing investors to profit if private credit fund managers including Apollo, Ares, and Blackstone run into trouble. Credit default swaps are insurance contracts that pay out when borrowers default. Banks want protection against their own exposure. Hedge funds want to profit from a downturn. This comes as Blue Owl reported 41% redemption requests last quarter and Carlyle's fund was hit with a 15.7% redemption request this week, more than three times its normal limit. My Take I want to explain why this matters for regular people because the language around it is designed to be confusing. Private credit is a market where investment firms lend directly to companies outside the traditional banking system. Millions of Americans have indirect exposure through pension funds and 401k plans without knowing it. When those loans go bad and investors try to get their money out simultaneously, funds gate withdrawals, meaning you simply cannot access your money when you need it. What the banks are doing now is building the infrastructure to profit when that happens. Credit default swap indexes were central to the 2008 financial crisis, and that doesn't mean we're heading there again. But when the largest banks on Wall Street simultaneously decide they need protection against private credit losses, and hedge funds are lining up to bet on a collapse, people with retirement savings in these funds deserve to understand what the people on the other side of that trade are seeing. Hedgie🤗

@exitpumpBTC congratulations ha ha

Just landed a job at a crypto project $15k/month HR hit me on Telegram and walked me through everything Now I just need to install their software and connect my wallets for verification Excited to get started, wish me luck

May help

1 Trillion Dollar for altcoins is coming with altseason then near 1T bulls will be gay.

@5_0Trading Feb/march 2027 (max may), that's on point

It's obvious at this point that: 1) cycles exist "4ever" that why they are called cycles; 2) this cycle is overextended

@grimy_trades Wagmi is awful $ dumbest, but HFSP was super funny meme

Remember when everyone and their moms were posting WAGMI and HFSP and then everything went to zero and everybody left?

Every twitter post that ends up with a question is a disgusting larping purely intended for engagement farming. Can't stand it, blegh

Australian magpie parents try to teach their baby to sing by demonstrating how, then they walk away all embarrassed by it's dismal efforts!

No way

The stock market as soon as I click sell