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Rock bottom is the best form of therapy…. You only need one session.

@heymike777 Where you based, let’s connect.

@C_cryptofarmer Lol. There are a lot of us

Just got rejected from all accelerators that I’ve applied recently: - Alliance - a16z Speedrun - Nitro Next - Colosseum.

@hthieblot Honestly, stfu! Another clickbait investor.

If a founder shows you their personal bank account and it's at-$47, but they're still grinding every day, telling you they are going to make it. Invest in them immediately.

@WINNIONBSI @_Nsznn There’s a deal in 🇧🇯 if you’re game.

@_Nsznn You keep sharing business ideas.. please how about the one to start with 50k ??

14-seater Toyota Hiace bus is sold at N30 million. One full trip from Abuja - Lagos is 500k. In less than 60 trips, you’ll make your capital.

@guilleflorvs @deel @cafers1st is a decentralized trust infrastructure for global food trade.

🚨 BREAKING: I’m partnering with @deel to fund up to 10 founders with $1,000,000 🤑 Deel just launched The Pitch, a global startup tournament, for the best founder in the world, presented by J.P. MORGAN. The prizes: • 10 startups will each receive a $1M SAFE • 100 regional winners will each receive $50K SAFEs • $15M+ total capital deployed And we’re officially partnering with them to push this to the Market Fit audience 🔥 This isn’t a gimmick. It’s a real funding vehicle. Here’s how it works: 1️⃣ Submit a 5-minute application 2️⃣ Top startups get invited to regional in-person finals 3️⃣ Regional winners get funded 4️⃣ Global finalists compete for $1M Just product, team, and ambition. I know how cracked my founder audience is. If you’re building something serious, this is an asymmetric upside. Don’t worry, we’ll be spotlighting strong applications from our side 😉 I’ll personally be backing and pushing the strongest applications. Apply. Swing big. Let’s fund one of you! 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜’𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗸 🔥 PS: I'll review all comments tomorrow, don't miss the opportunity!

@Cobratate We shall, we will and we must win 🏆! @cafers1st

I’m a council estate kid from Luton. I traversed the entire map, from the absolute bottom to the top. After everything I’ve seen, I can GUARANTEE YOU. There is no competition. You can win.

@UgochukwuCFR @Cafers1st is a decentralized trust infrastructure for global food trade.

For FOUNDERS only. Glad I made this post. People are building really cool solutions and I’m connecting with great minds. If you’re a founder or co-founder building a digital product, service, infrastructure or any digital business, indicate in the CS what you’re working on let’s CONNECT and build COMMUNITY.

@richtosho Need funding for my Agtech startup.

Men, Men, This post is for men seeking opportunities, - Employment - Internship - Attachment - Volunteer work What is your qualification & experience? Reply in the comments. Someone will pick you. Don't be ashamed. It's your life. Repost widely. #MasculinitySaturday

@rdominguezibar Tired of wannabe investors 🚮 using founders for baitclicks and engagements.

I'd love to angel invest in a handful of startups this month. Pre-seed and seed. Ideally AI or VC-adjacent, but open to all. My value add: ▪️ 500K+ newsletter subscribers across The VC Corner and The AI Corner ▪️ 300K+ LinkedIn followers, 2–4M weekly impressions ▪️ a16z speedrun scout ▪️ Network of top VCs, operators and founders 👉 Pitch in comments

@Tancrededib Fund Agtech with a blend of web3?

Investing $250k in non-US based builders. 40 spots, 8 weeks, San Francisco. Flights/housing/food covered + visa support. This Summer Looking for: technical/product builders pre/early idea cofounder-seeking Comment your edge, I’ll get back to you!

@Haezurath Need to secure IPs before I confidently share publicly. However, pleasure to discuss more in dm.

I’m angeling in a few projects! Nothing big, like 10k checks Extremely impressed by the 2026 founders I’ve seen so far! Drop your project url + I’ll shout out some projects

@Techstars @Cafers1st is a global agricultural trade intelligence system. A trust protocol for agricultural trade, leveraging A.I & blockchain. Similar to how SWIFT powers global banking transactions.

Pitch us your startup in 1 sentence. 👀

@afreximbank @GeorgeElombi @Cafers1st should be here.

Eight high-potential startups. One intensive week in Cairo. Afreximbank has kicked off its Flagship Accelerator Programme, launching an intensive week designed to accelerate solutions for intra-African trade With Dr. @GeorgeElombi and Mr. Haytham El Maayergi in attendance, day one at the Afreximbank HQ focused on Afreximbank’s mandate, FEDA investment pathways, and scaling through @papss_africa , Africa Trade Gateway, MANSA and various initiatives of the bank. Selected from 1,600+ applications, the cohort is tackling key gaps across payments, logistics, digital commerce, and trade finance. The journey continues. Which of these startups are you watching? Fincart | Capsa Technology | Fluna | Gebeya | Zowasel | Timon | OnePort 365 | Daba Finance accelerator-programme.afreximbank.com

@abazwhyllzz I’m the GREATEST CONNECTOR! I suitably connect demand and supply of any products in the world. Try me.

Don't be ashamed of your hustle. what do you do for a living? Someone might need your service this week.

@JudeAdornis We’re changing this mindset in the agricultural sector, at @Cafers1st

The most dangerous phrase in engineering: “It has always worked before.” Systems change. Conditions change. Verification should never stop. Have you seen this mindset cause problems?

@AfCFTA @Cafers1st is the key to decentralized trust commerce globally.

Today, the #AfCFTA Secretariat welcomed senior representatives of The Coca-Cola Company for a productive exchange on promoting intra-African trade and strengthening regional value chains. The discussion highlighted opportunities to expand local sourcing, drawing lessons from Coca-Cola’s Mango Hub pilot project, and explored how AfCFTA tools and instruments can help overcome practical barriers to cross-border trade. The meeting also identified promising areas for collaboration, including agricultural value chain development and the AfCFTA Trade Sandbox, while highlighting Biashara Afrika as an important platform for continued dialogue between the private sector and policymakers. #afcfta

@BusInsiderSSA @Cafers1st

Which African company do you think will expand globally next?

@_Rod_G @Diditprotocol Suspected as much.

@C_cryptofarmer @Diditprotocol They sell your data.

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@BusInsiderSSA @Cafers1st

Name one African startup you believe will change the continent.

@venture_launch @2048vc Isn’t this yet another clickbait.

Pre-Seed Fast Track by @2048vc Founders can secure funding in as little as 10 business days, with a $250K–$750K lead check. Focus areas: AI, Deep Tech, Health & Bio. Apply now 👇