Calder Venn

i expect you guys to get more stoked about a violent hunt for a real pirate treasure worth billions of dollars

would you rather have a guy who bats .190 but it goes out of the park, or would you rather have a guy who hits .290 but it bounces off the outfield wall? the answer is .290 and not close. the .290 guy is worth twice as much as the .190 guy, matter of fact, .190 should go to AAA

maybe you don’t write the great american novel. can you write a really good one? can you hit a stand up double? nobody’s doing that anymore. it’s not that hard to hit a double, guys, you can be a guy who consistently hits doubles, and that’s better than striking out swinging.

i used to think about steinbeck, that was my white whale. i still love steinbeck, but my ambitions have changed. i love this book. i want to write a book as good as this one. nobody in 2026 would publish a book about six kids searching for a wagon wheel. they should. it rules.

but this idea that you’re gonna stand behind a microphone and change the world - no you’re not. that’s not gonna happen. the world will resume. and after the show, you go home, and how do you feel about what you did? how do you feel about why you did it? was that your best?

louis ck is a top ten all time comic. i’ve watched every special he’s ever done. i couldn’t tell you ten ck jokes off the top of my head, and i was paying attention. the race is just you against yourself, how far do you want to go, and do you care enough to do one more?

the reason i stopped doing comedy was that it went through this phase where every comedian was like I Am The Truthsayer, and like, fuck you, dude. posting your crowdwork on insta, get outta here. it should be about the work, that’s what i care about. not your internet clout, bro.

tesla halting prod on the model s to make more cybertruck is like when jon snow gave up banging the dragon lady because he got one shotted by a ginger eskimo

jon rahm not one fucking birdie, NOT ONE FUCKING BIRDIE!!. you fat piece of shit, don't even show up tomorrow

@Ken67547214 @musestoomuch

@musestoomuch I want to know why they unfollow me

it’s not enough that x tell me that you followed me.. I need to see the post why

@fandompulse actually i’m not sure they do either, they just think they can force you to

@fandompulse sold 20 million copies but doesn’t fit the agenda that 20 people total agree with

It is being reported that Netflix's plan to adapt Brian Jacques' Redwall series is no longer happening. "Streamer no longer developing screen adaptations of Brian Jacques' seminal children's works." Additionally, another report notes they no longer have the rights either: "Netflix held the option on Jacques’ works until as recently as last year, but allowed the deal to lapse. The rights have now officially reverted back to Penguin Random House and The Redwall Abbey Company." Is this good news?

January foals have a terrible record in the @KentuckyDerby. Only one has won or crossed the wire first since 1967 & that was Grindstone in 1996. Renegade the lone January foal in this year's Derby.

@AmericanGwyn well that’s fucking crazy

This looks like one of the endnotes in INFINITE JEST.

@Renaissance_Man @thechosenberg the witch’s kiss

Guessing this is fake because he doesn't mention the worst part; always holding your junk while you crap to keep it from contacting the inside of the bowl. Can't just lay it over the seat because that's not exactly sanitary, public toilets have a U seat, and sometimes a bit of pee comes out.

Do you have the courage to pity Mr Big Dick

@NodeChuck @GamewithDave so here i am

@GamewithDave What Tony Hawk Pro Skater Soundtrack was the best should be the real question.

What game is this?

@Top100Rick get a stroke any way you can

Is this the proper etiquette when trying to get a putting line from another player? Rory moved right in to see Cam’s line and it pays off. I say yes. As long as behind the player, there is no issue with being aggressive in getting the look.

@hatless_rory i too have a rivalry with rory

It’s extremely funny that Bryson has pushed the narrative of having a rivalry with Rory, failing to account for the fact that he isn’t at that level. Rory just wipes the floor with him every time. Reject modernity, embrace the tradition of the true rivalry: Rory v Scottie