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@howie1025 @theblockspot Not looking good

@theblockspot Sparty is making it too.

Currently in the Elite 8: • Iowa (Big Ten) • Illinois (Big Ten) • Purdue (Big Ten) • Michigan (Big Ten) This is absolutely insane.

@Asadee3183 @josemorgado That’s probably what @pavyg will say, haha

@Capkirch @josemorgado Is he doping too?

Wow. Jiri Lehecka easily beats Arthur Fils 6-2, 6-2 to reach the first ATP Masters 1000 final of his career in Miami. What a moment for him!

@well_keen @pavyg @AustralianOpen Maybe, but he was really lucky at Australian Open. Mensik withdrew and Musetti was easily winning before injury

@Capkirch @pavyg @AustralianOpen Djokovic only gets horny for slams Nearly 39 and only had 1 bad slam in last 5 yrs which is beyond insane And that was understandably after celebrating completing tennis The facts speak for themselves

Less than 2 months ago Djokovic beat Sinner in the semis of the @AustralianOpen despite Sinner hitting a record amount of Aces (26) and Winners (69). Sinner himself said he played well but Djokovic was just too good for him. Excited when Djokovic returns!

@GOLF_com @BarstoolBigCat Get him a Tesla with FSD @elonmusk

Martin County Fire Rescue reports no injuries to anyone involved in the crash.

@NUCLRGOLF @ABC @TWlegion espn.com/golf/story/_/i…

🚨#BREAKING — TIGER WOODS INVOLVED IN ROLL OVER CRASH ON JUPITER ISLAND. Pray for Tiger Woods and his family. @ABC reporting.

@TitaniumTomP @Lord_Vader_MD I bet it’s just the Model Y L, only 7 inches longer. I’m hoping for more though

@Lord_Vader_MD I love the X so much and was planning on trading the jeep in next year for one 😞 Congratulations!!🎉 Hoping the new 3 row vehicle they announce is just as awesome!

Am I crazy or does it feel good driving your Tesla down to 25% and knowing when you plug it in at night you’ll have a fresh 80% charge and plenty of miles to do whatever you want the next day? Why is that such a satisfying feeling!?

@james_xond $240K before kids, but take $120K after kids

You’re offered a $120k fully remote job or $240k working in the office 5 days a week, which one are you choosing?

@brolandoooo @ZachSchumaker Lying to investigators would still be a problem

@Capkirch @ZachSchumaker "major recruiting violations" = something that's completely legal now

You have to feel for Kelvin Sampson falling short of the ultimate goal again tonight. The man has a legendary resume: 800+ wins, multiple Final Fours, and a culture that is second to none. But to finally break through and cut down the nets, Houston has to give him a massive financial budget to build an elite roster.  Adding a National Championship is the last piece missing from his Hall of Fame resume. It’s time for Houston to empty the vault.

@pmcafrica This is why I would never fo this business, what a pain to deal with this stuff

the reason hotels ask for security deposit 😌

@GamedayGarage Don’t forget the 2 seed they beat, one that a number of people picked to win it all

If Illinois beats Iowa Saturday night, they would knock out three teams seeded 9 or worse to reach the Final Four

@FOS @AnnieCostabile Can’t win it all though, no chance against UConn

Virginia alum Alexis Ohanian infused millions into the women’s basketball program—now they're in their first Sweet 16 in nearly 30 years. Gone are the days of two or three powerhouses dominating women's hoops. These days, anyone can win—at a price. Story by @AnnieCostabile ⬇️

@Skratch No chance of winning, might be able to finish with golf cart

Tiger Woods has officially entered the U.S. Senior Open. But will he actually play? ow.ly/bjaO50YzNZx

@pavyg @WTA @SabalenkaA Very similar to Sinner with both losing Australian and probably both winning sunshine double

She really is in a league of her own, a level above any other player on the @WTA right now. Keep going @SabalenkaA 👏

@theblockspot Bold picks, all favorites

My March Madness Friday Predictions: • Duke over St. John’s… by 7 • UConn over Michigan State… by 5 • Iowa State over Tennessee… by 3 • Michigan over Alabama… by 6 What are your predictions for today?

@Michael_L_Rauch @Tesla It’s the Toyota Camry/Honda Accord of the 90s. We really like ours as a commuter

The @Tesla Model Y may be a victim of its own success. The more people I talk to say it’s a grea cart, but don’t want one because there are so many of them & they see it as boring. It’s sadly becoming a generic car to a lot of folks without much passion. 🚙

@MatrixMysteries Panera has been ripoff for years, Corner Bakery has better prices

Americans are waking up to how INSANE food prices have gotten. He orders 2 soups, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, and 1 other sandwich at Panera Bread — then stares at the total: $71. For soup and sandwiches. Panera Bread is owned by a private equity firm.

@barstoolsports I’m sure Mendoza would rather get picked later to a decent team, but he’ll get picked 1st

ESPN Quarterback Genius Dan Orlovsky Believes Ty Simpson is QB1 in This Year's NFL Draft s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…