Matt Baker

@RogerJStoneJr You're a fucking criminal. So why not?

Robert Mueller ordered the 6 am raid on my home by 29 heavily armed FBI Agents and perp walked my wife for CNN's cameras

@thePTtv40 @TheStingisBack I respectfully disagree. Saw it for the first time 2 days ago, felt it was a better war movie than any of the classics (Platoon, FMJ, Deer Hunter), and was a better "art-house" film than apocalypse now. Simple Plan was good though. Amazing to see how consistent Billy Bob is.

@CapnBakes @TheStingisBack I'm so glad you brought up "The Thin Red Line". Highly touted, A-list cast so I went to see it at an AMC 24 in Omaha. It was awful. But thankfully the 2nd movie I saw that night wasn't. "A Simple Plan" saved my night..! (A few days after Christmas 1998 for those wanting to know)

Watching U-Turn (’97) is like flicking through a high school yearbook: Sean Penn before transforming into an Easter Island head, Billy Bob pre-smoking himself thin, young Joaquin's Johnny Cash audition, pre-Homeland Claire Danes and J-Lo before she… looks exactly the same.

@FurkanGozukara You clearly know nothing about the A-10.

Absolute desperation. The US is deploying slow, unstealthy Cold War-era A-10s to the Strait of Hormuz to fight fast attack boats. These planes are sitting ducks for Iran's advanced air defenses. The Pentagon is sending pilots on a suicide mission.

@SachaRoytman Sit the fuck down. They're in the middle of a war, which they started.

Shocking footage from this evening of a ballistic missile striking the city of Dimona in southern Israel. Home to 40,000 residents, a direct hit on a civilian neighborhood is a war crime! I’m furious that world leaders still refuse to stand up and call out Iran. When Israel defends itself, every UN body goes crazy — cheered on by hypocritical Western nations.

Joe Rogan and Poilievre podcast discussion hitting MSM in Canada. Skamski is bang on. This shows Canada that Poilievre is Prime Minister material and he can deliver a deal with the U.S. something Mark Carney has failed to do twice.

@ezralevant You're a fucking grifter hack who would ressurect your dead parents and pimp them out on your socials for just a little more grift.

CTV is a strange creature -- it's a tiny sliver of the massive telecom monopoly, BCE. It's so unimportant to them, it barely warrants a page in their annual report. Its purpose is not to report the news. It's to appease and lobby the Liberal government, which regulates BCE's far more lucrative divisions, such as Internet and mobile phones. So when you see a CTV editorial decision like this one -- to keep the names of suspected terrorists secret -- understand that you're not actually the audience for this. It's BCE doing what it thinks Mark Carney wants (covering up an Islamist terrorist threat). You're not the customer; you're the product. You're being "managed" by a division of BCE. Never trust CTV News.

@AnaPoilievre 🤮🤮🤮 Grifters gonna grift.

Are you ready for this?

@MrJerryOC @ClubRandom_ @X @nypost @PardonMyTake @JayD__5 Fuck that shit. Or was one of the better episodes in a while! You did great!

Okay. @ClubRandom_ was my last podcast. Can't do anything right. @x is mad at me. My family is mad at me. Even @nypost is having a laugh. Only podcast I will ever do again is @PardonMyTake for Fahntasy Preview and we're drafting @JayD__5

@billmaher @ClubRandom_ This was an awesome episode. And not a single reference to "My Secret Identity"!!!

Jerry O'Connell this week at @ClubRandom_!

@kevin_nealon I'm there right now!!! But alone!

Eating is a very social thing. You go out to dinner. You sit around and everybody's eating. But when you think about it, it's really a personal thing. Everybody's seeing it. The chewing. I think going to the bathroom would be more of a social thing. Everybody's sitting around in toilets. That would be more of a social thing. People are happy.

@nickisnest @ChrisMurphyCT You're a retard, nicki.

@ChrisMurphyCT So you find it appropriate to share war plans on X? Isn’t this grounds to be removed from your elected position!

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

@ExarKun83 @ZODIAC_MF As a long time @ZODIAC_MF fan, I endorse this debaucherous chaos. Maybe put a little pinch of organic gunpowder in there no matter the combo, a reference to his ALL CAPS style.

@ZODIAC_MF "The Zodiac Motherfucker" cocktail: Random shots and a mixer poured into a random glass. The price is also random. Some guy pays $10 for a pint glass of happiness. Another pays $123.59 for a high-ball half-filled with vodka Because fuck everyone.

SHITCANNING IT ALL AND BUYING A BAR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. LATER FUCKOS

@DonaldClarke63 Or the parallels between One Battle After Another and The Big Lebowski

God save me from people on here who think they’ve made some big clever fucking point by noting in disgust that SINNERS shares some plot points with FROM DUSK TILL DAWN. Well done, mate. Have a Pulitzer.

@gator_gum We found that one Canadian that eats at Arby's!!!

Canada is absolutely broken! Whipped cream on your milkshake? Wow, what a horrible country!

@RepLuna Pics, or it didn't happen! 🤣

Headed to the Clinton deposition right now.

@gator_gum You know that expression about no such thing as bad pizza? Papa Johns broke that expression.

Do we blame Carney or Trudeau?

@JulieBorowski Blue Shells are the great equalizer.

Mario Kart is a communist game. It penalizes you for winning and rewards you for losing. I'm in the top 3 getting meh items like single banana peels and green shells. My kids are in the bottom 3 getting the best items like rockets and stars. Total item redistribution.

@GOPoversight Okay. Publish the video then.....

🚨 Today, we will be deposing former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton under oath as part of our investigation into Epstein. No one is above the law.

@GamewithDave Super Mario Brothers

What video game trilogy is this?