Captain

1.7K posts

Captain

Captain

@CaptainSmacko

Real funny Fonzie

Santa Cruz, CA เข้าร่วม Mart 2023
273 กำลังติดตาม56 ผู้ติดตาม
Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account)
Lamar Odom talked about hiding out one day to do drugs when outta nowhere Kris Jenner popped up on him 😳 I remember me taking a big line of cocaine and all I hear is “Lanny!”
English
21
186
6K
1.1M
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@espn This dude better stop drinking so damn much or he will not get paid and be out of the league sooner then later.
English
0
0
0
18
ESPN
ESPN@espn·
A woman in Los Angeles has filed a civil lawsuit against Puka Nacua alleging the Rams wide receiver made an "unprovoked antisemitic statement" and later bit her on the shoulder. spr.ly/6012B6dUXa
English
174
41
349
476.2K
NBA 2K26 
NBA 2K26 @NBA2KMovement·
Who wants to play 2K , 8 hours a Day for 5K a Month 👀
English
1.5K
243
6.4K
773.5K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@FootbaIl_Tweets Because he is fast af dude ran a 4.4 40 on official clock.
English
0
0
1
364
Football Is Life
Football Is Life@FootbaIl_Tweets·
How in the world is iShowSpeed step for step with DeVonta Smith
English
34
53
1.2K
135.9K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@PeteHegseth Are we still believing this nonsense?? The whole world is watching what you all are doing in real time! We all have smart phones we get information as it happens! You all continue to try to lie and it makes you look worse everyday. We know why these soldiers died stop lying.
English
0
0
0
7
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@VigilantFox This bootlicker is kissing their ass because he plans on running for political positions and he knows they are the puppet masters. He’s part of the problem that we have here. Dirty bootlickers like him keep US under their control. The world knows Israel regime started this war.
English
0
0
0
21
The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
STEPHEN A. SMITH: “Joe Kent… You’re basically saying that Israel instigated this war.” “A statement like that… could easily be used as an excuse for individuals out there to engage in anti-Semitism.” Moments later… “75% [of you] said the war is being influenced by Israel.”
English
507
267
2.3K
438.3K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@GavinNewsom You are the last person anyone wants to listen to about budgeting. I love how politicians just try to glaze over all of the terrible crimes, fraud, lies they commit daily and continue to blame other people as if we can’t see what they are doing in real time.
English
0
0
1
9
Gavin Newsom
Gavin Newsom@GavinNewsom·
$200 BILLION IS ENOUGH TO: - Double the annual per‑person spending on K–12 education. - Expand the ACA tax credit for 7 years. - Provide up to 2 million people the SNAP benefits they need. - Provide a middle class tax break of $3,500. Instead, we will spend it on an illegal war. This is only the beginning. More money will be wasted. More lives will be lost.
Gavin Newsom tweet media
English
6.3K
3.3K
10K
353.9K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@DefiantLs Lmao pray for them “in your schools” hey Pete, what about the 160 kids that were in school in Iran you guys blew up, should we pray for them too??
English
0
0
0
198
Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night... He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"
English
156
110
2.9K
85.3K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@TemooTitan Lol man do your own damn laundry. It’s super easy. She’s doing the laundry for your 3 kids. You better start hitting the gym and acting like a man about shit or she will really fk you up. She’s on the phone like that because she doesn’t respect you. Hit them weights my guy.
English
1
0
2
821
TITAN
TITAN@TemooTitan·
Passport bro is not happy with his new foreign wife
English
2.4K
1.3K
20.4K
4.6M
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@JDurham_FBall Not after what I saw Michael Pittman Jr go for.
English
0
0
0
26
Jackson Durham
Jackson Durham@JDurham_FBall·
Rams fans, would you make this trade for BTJ?
Jackson Durham tweet media
English
67
3
304
23K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@MbarkCherguia If you have no money or groceries left and you have a wife that will still make you a plate when you get home you have something more valuable than money.
English
0
0
0
7
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
You come home hungry, almost no groceries, no money left. This is the plate your wife (or husband) makes you. Your real reaction?
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺 tweet media
English
5.7K
140
2.3K
239.7K
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@brightafia You only need to lift weights for 45 minutes if you are super setting. You can do the stare machine for 15 minutes for cardio. 🤷‍♂️
English
0
0
0
5
Bright.web3
Bright.web3@brightafia·
I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.
English
3.3K
249
3.4K
2.5M
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@FoxNews Man is anyone else sick of these lying, cheating, stealing shithead so called “leaders of the USA?? They are always trying to trick and scam us anx anyone who calls them out something bad always happens conveniently to that person. We need to stop letting this happen.
GIF
English
0
0
0
8
Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: “If they got a nuclear weapon, I would say they would have used it within 24 hours after having it, and they would have had it if we didn’t bomb them out from there.” “You would have had a nuclear war in the Middle East and maybe beyond. I think it would have hit Europe.” - President Trump
English
947
572
3.1K
1.1M
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@PressSec @libsoftiktok It doesn’t matter what you say, Iran NEVER attacked America first! We all know Israel’s leader has wanted to attack Iran for decades and did so multiple times. Then used its control over our WEAK LOSER “politicians” (like you) to drag us in it. You all are pathetic liars!
English
0
0
0
18
Karoline Leavitt
Karoline Leavitt@PressSec·
There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.
Joe Kent@joekent16jan19

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

English
32.4K
15.1K
59.6K
13M
Captain
Captain@CaptainSmacko·
@isthatbog I know bro woke up confused as hell the next day 🤣🤣🤣
English
0
0
1
506
Bag
Bag@isthatbog·
If I ever get THROWN like THIS.. you can’t PAY ME to get back up😭
English
493
484
11.3K
275.2K
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀@SaycheeseDGTL·
NLE Choppa explains why he doesn't wear seatbelts: "If you ever catch a nigga wearing a seatbelt nine times out of ten he ain't never been in no shit”
English
2.2K
402
8.3K
10.8M
NFL Memes
NFL Memes@NFLMemes·
FIRST LOOK at Justin Jefferson and new Vikings QB Kyler Murray 🔥
NFL Memes tweet media
English
137
720
12.1K
964.5K
Carl’s Jr.
Carl’s Jr.@CarlsJr·
“you need to touch grass” no, i need to smoke grass and then mobile order
English
681
3.4K
33.4K
1.3M