@marcportermagee I guess the more interesting question is, how far down the list do you have to go to find the first school to feel the squeeze (due to the enrollment cliff, research dollars, etc)?
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@razibkhan USC offers a 120k MS in social work 💀
On a related note, I believe UChicago is headed in a similar direction due to their crazy amount of debt.
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seems clear that some private universities like georgetown and USC and columbia are using useless master's degrees (social work, education) as cash-cows to pump out loan $ from the feds
Marc Porter Magee 🎓@marcportermagee
Most master’s degrees in education are operating within the new federal limits. And then there is Georgetown.
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@zeta_globin What are respectable masters degrees? Top MBAs, top MFAs, financial engineering. Can’t think of any others.
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uh I've had five separate friends take their masters off their cv starting in like 2019, this has always been reality
:@sn0oozey
I’m starting to believe that getting your masters degree will actually make people respect you less
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@Luffyuzis @pehruhnoyd @croneender @juanvenchy Sounds like you use the worse “irregardless.”
Outmogged isn’t a thing. It’s just mogged.
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the interviewer being hotter than him
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Clavicular walks out of 60 Minutes interview after being asked if he is an incel and about his relationship with Andrew Tate. Clavicular: “Do I identify as an Incel? I mean, how could you ask me that question as a follow up after you asked me about my relationships to women. I mean, that's quite literally the worst sequence of questions I think I've ever heard.” 60 Minutes: “Let me rephrase then. Looksmaxxing was obviously a term created by the Incel community. How do you feel about being linked to that group.” Clavicular: “I'm not linked to that group in any way. Looksmaxxing is self improvement, right? So it's about potentially even ascending out of that category. So that would be kind of one of the goals is to disassociate from being an incel and overcome that. So that doesn't make sense.” 60 Minutes: “You've been seen with certain people who are from all parts of that world. I mean, just as an example, you've obviously shared company with Andrew Tate and other, dare I say, rather controversial figures. Why do you spend time with people like that?” Clavicular: “I see you want to make this political… I guess you watched the Piers Interview. too bad I didn't have time to look into, you know, anything about potentially, you know who your wife cheated with.” 60 Minutes: “I’m not married Clav.” Clavicular: “So I could teach you about looksmaxxing, and then maybe you could switch that up. Thanks for the time, appreciate the interview.” (youtu.be/CXKCoFz3WRs?si…)
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If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip
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@WestsideLAGuy That dude needs to lock her down and move to Des Moines, KC, Tulsa, etc. (i.e., not a major city).
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College campuses are a very unique social environment for a number of reasons. Physically mismatched couples like this are very rare in major U.S. cities (excluding those who met in college).
This same guy would get destroyed in NYC/LA/Miami dating if he were single.
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@ElenoAM Mexico is incredibly centralized. For example, 40% of all PhDs awarded in Mexico are awarded in Mexico City and surrounding areas.
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@JoeFrank352897 @wil_da_beast630 I know it's a joke, but literally everyone else on the list is black black.
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@wil_da_beast630 I thought Jay-Z would become even more obnoxious the moment he became a billionaire, but thankfully he proved me wrong.
I still fucc with his music btw.
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So… The Babylon Bee is basically just an anti-Catholic psy-op.
Which is fine. The Church has handled way worse.
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Vanderbilt is one of the most aggressive manipulators of their admit rate. It's a great school, but it's not harder to get into than Yale.
Bloomberg@business
Vanderbilt University accepted 2.9% of regular-decision applicants looking to enroll in the freshman class next fall, signaling that one of the most selective colleges in the US has become even more competitive bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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@Duderichy At 25 she was clerking at the hardest to get law school level clerkship in the entire country lol
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only sharing because this is public information
not meant as a dunk, (highly impressive)
but successful people tend to undersell their pasts
Cate Hall@catehall
not to be that bitch but this is literally my life story and I wrote a book laying out how other people can do it. i'm not joking when I say this, if you met 25 year old me I would be unrecognizable.
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Protestants when the Pope prays for peace on earth-
Megan Basham@megbasham
I am not trying to make my Catholic friends, who I love, angry with this statement. But this entire episode is starting to explain to me why so many Americans were concerned about a Catholic president for so long. I have no interest in Rome trying to dictate American policy. And if it continues to loudly make its opinions heard on our foreign policy, I believe they’re going to find a lot of American Protestants feeling a lot less ecumenical than we have been in the more recent past.
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@nycgraceryan Pretty unoriginal line tbh. Hate these jokey jokes go viral.
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@IggfeTheFella @amiistardust But isn’t that the same for most SNL castaways (ie, few opportunities outside of SNL)? I’d do the same though. Ride the gravy train til they show the door.
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@amiistardust I think mikey might end up putting up Kenan numbers just for the simple fact he doesnt have much else going for him, what does his life look like after snl? that cake show? bleak.
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my predictions for snl cast changes:
chloe gets fired
kam doesn't get asked back (sorry to my kam fans, he just hasn't stood out)
woc hired
realistically i think mikey will leave the cast. i love him, but i think its his time:(
more in thread
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@AAC0519 @chrisbrunet On a related note, they’re actually recruiting Jewish students heavily.
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