Capulator

Maybe instead we should have a statue of some kids reading, or a statue of a famous writer like Virginia Woolf or Jorges Borges, or some cool art that doesn't discriminate. To be clear I don't care how gay you are. Be gay AF if that's your calling.

@vaderohio A million things to do every day, 10 minute bike ride to the beach, 20 min to downtown, 5 hours to Mammoth. LA is fucking rad but the government sucks.

@Capulator1 Funny. Why anyone would choose to live in LA is beyond me and everyone else with half a brain.

And the sheep keep sheepin' ... fuxk this place.

@vaderohio America?

@Capulator1 Why are you still in that shit hole, Cap?

@gothburz LMFAO

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@JamesOKeefeIII Weingart center just built a few buildings in DTLA at 700k per unit for homeless shelters.. 🤷‍♂️

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@treplexity It should stink like Orange Oil and gas.

@Capulator1 I'm a bit confused because I got this from flowgardens as Coolio, but the nose didn't match the strain Ordered more and got something that has a nose that matches the strain and looks completely different than this

@Capulator1 is this Coolio?

@slimjimnance You wish I was. 😘

@Capulator1 Crackkker you gay

@billcompute That math aint mathin' buddy.

If you run OpenClaw agents 24/7 using frontier models like Opus 4.6, you’re easily burning $1000 a day. That’s $3.65 million per year. Most people don’t realize this. So instead I built a local cluster of 31 Mac Minis running high-end local models like: • Kimi K2.5 • MiniMax 2.5 • Qwen Stefani 3.5 (Beta) They’re chugging 24/7/365. I spent about a third of that yearly cost to buy these machines. Now I can run my agents for years for free. Completely private. Completely secure. Completely local. Not a single prompt leaves my mom’s basement.

@Thctitan beanbasement.nl

Who helped you become a better grower?

@KennyFriend5 Its the real one I have had it a long time

@Capulator1 Is that sunset sherbet from the real Mr Sherbrinski or the thief?

Sunset Sherbert x Cap Junky.

@JuRevenue @LivingSoilGeek Strawberry Pines are so fire!

@Capulator1 @LivingSoilGeek Your seeds are some of the best in the game I got a pack from you two years ago beans pop like I got them yesterday goat gas lemon nasty strawberry pine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Really close to calling out a certain seed company... multiple packs 0% germination.

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Runtz x Cap Junky. Surprised by this combo. It is excellent. 🕊

@Ben_grows I would say this picture does not look like OG.

Looking back on cannabis history, I’d argue “OG” has become the most misused term in the game. At one point it meant something very specific… now it seems like everything is OG. What do you think?

@dgn4lyf @JimiDevine Yeah. Keep in mind if you flip from clome your canopy height will be like 24" max.

@Capulator1 @JimiDevine a 5 tier grow wtf?? lol

I'm a hard sell on the idea that going straight into flower with your cuts with no veg is going to produce 75% more yield per year. I think at least a couple weeks with one less full run dumps a lot more. Would love to hear why I'm wrong.