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@Tush27J @nerdbirdno1 They won’t upset the clique. Instead taxpayers will pay one way or another.

If the Michelle Mone yacht worth £10 million is confiscated and the £148 million owed to taxpayers is 'paid back' that's £158 million right there in the defence pot. Oh and let's not forget the £500 million owed in taxes by M'Lord Bamford. #BBCLauraK

@nypost He doesn’t want to talk about it 😝

Outrage as Rod Stewart seen drinking at Scotland game - after canceling CA show just 40 minutes before it began trib.al/rj1JCcd

Sunday special: Jealousy is a terrible thing..

@WorldofAndyCapp 😂 Flo should have been more specific!

Better luck next time, pet..,

@peterstopcrime 🤮

Having a kebab or curry tonight ? A CURRY chef who stored an empty milk bottle he used for washing his shitty anus in the kitchen has been banned from running a restaurant. A senior environmental heath officer felt physically sick when she found Mahbub Chowdhury had the two pint plastic Tesco container stored under the sink. And when she quizzed him about the container, which had brown finger marks on the outside of it, he said he didn’t use toilet paper ‘for cultural reasons’. The 46-year-old was the sole trader in the restaurant and takeaway at Yeahya Flavour Of Asia, based in the Nine Elms pub on Old Shaw Lane They don’t use toilet paper for the same excuse they rape our girls “cultural reasons!”

@Mick_O_Keeffe How are these people getting roles like this?

Clonakilty County Cork is a small Irish town with a population of less than 6,000 people. As of yesterday, the Mayor of Clonakilty is a Bangladeshi man named Yousuf Janabali.

@HJB_News__ All paid for by the taxpayers no doubt.

English council members lunch. What happened to all the diversity in the UK?

@SkyNews They may have to change the words of Who Wants to be a Millionaire….

SpaceX IPO latest: Elon Musk becomes world's first dollar trillionaire as shares jump on opening Follow our live blog ⬇️ trib.al/BulSrK4

@Emotion78687 Good for him 👏.

He did this five at 102 and wanted to do it again 4 years later at 106!🥹👏 Fantastic!!!!!!!! 💪🏽❤️❤️❤️

@ukhomeoffice No mention of deporting them though. Maybe just give them benefits so they don’t have to work.

Nine suspected illegal workers have been arrested by Immigration Enforcement at multiple DPD depots. Across bases in Basingstoke and Newbury, officers conducted right to work checks on over 100 individuals. Seven Indian nationals, one Ghanaian national and one Pakistani national were identified as immigration offenders. Work will now begin to establish who the liable party is for employing the individuals.  An employer in breach of the law can receive a fine of up to £60,000 per worker. Since July 2024, the Government has increased illegal working enforcement activity to the highest level in British history, with an 83% rise in arrests and 77% increase in raids across the UK.

Kadın tavus kuşuna yiyecek verdi, tavus kuşu da teşekkürünü en güzel şekilde gösterdi.

Remember how Labour has spent the past two years calling everyone racist for worrying about asylum seeker crime rates? Well, the Ministry of Justice just admitted that asylum seekers are committing crimes at a higher rate than all other migrants. Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iran, and Eritrea have been identified as the most common countries of origin AND the highest crime rates by nationality. Starmer and Co. never usually miss a chance to promise they’ll “punish criminals to the fullest extent of the law.” But they seem to be keeping rather quiet this time… …Funny, that.

@Keir_Starmer and some councils are banning flying 🇬🇧 in public places during the world cup due to consideration for others. Consideration is one way in the UK.

@Heccles94 And why should we let in more sex offenders and pay to keep them?

88% of sex offenders in the UK are White British. Why do reform only tweet about the brown ones?

@BuzzPatterson @Susanisalady Biggles would know.

Hey history buffs, what aircraft does this replica represent?

@realMaalouf It’s always about them.

Islamic scholar is urging all Muslims in the UK to leave the country. He claims the UK is no longer safe for Muslims, and that Muslims are feeling anxious and scared whenever they leave their homes because they fear being attacked by ‘racist British people.’

@NormanBrennan @Keir_Starmer Imagine trying to get him out of your house at the end of the the evening 😅

Folks sometimes people don’t know when their time is up & that they really need to just Fuck Off & go before they cause any more hurt & damage to this country & it’s people; well maybe it’s just me but that’s how I feel about @Keir_Starmer 🥾👋

@Rainmaker1973 Move over Robin Hood!

World Champion Axe Thrower Marcus Pehart in Freestyle Mode [🪓 Soulthrower]

@BBCNews Don’t say no…just order something more expensive than your friends 😁

My friends always want to split the bill equally, how do I say no? bbc.in/4uvxfwo