Carter Pewterschmidt

@RoosterJones9 Probably for company licensing reasons I would assume

I know I’m not the first person to say this, but I can’t stand when people pull up to the bar in movies and go “yeah just a beer” and it pisses me off even more when the bartender walks straight to a tap and pours it!! Just say a fucking brand man

@makonattack Pound that shit Floyd

Somebody call Chris Hansen because this 15 is getting FUCKED today #BOOYAH

My cat threw up in my room but my dog came in and ate it #clutch

They just put this up for me in my neighborhood 👍 #retard

@Dobooyyy Will do 🥴

@CartPewPew yeah drink that milk boy

Hits almost as good as a pint of beer

@JBGOOTER No that guy is way more attractive than me

@CartPewPew Well is it real

80 follower physique dox. Just started to go to the gym, rate me 1/10 #Gymrat

@JBGOOTER Bro u don’t even follow me 🤬

@CartPewPew Unfollowing if this isn’t satire

@genedamachine72 Gene you can’t catch a break can you

NIGGA WHAT IN THE FUCK? Love island ? Gene is fucked! #Killingmyself #shrink

@GamecockWill69 It was solid

@CartPewPew Looks banging 👍

I ordered a buffalo chicken pizza and they deadass just put Buffalo chicken dip on pizza dough

@OpheliaPayne67 Son 😭😭

@herkysburner69 Mr pibb 💯

Rate my dinner

@dcathetert00 @TipOnTop_ Message @Freedom2Bend he is admin

@CartPewPew @TipOnTop_ Is there one?

Can someone add me to a retarded burner groupchat? Thanks, Carter

@genedamachine72 Freaking clash royale 😂😂

Gene was playing clash Royale while the wife was explaining why she’s mad. Think she needs a chill pill.

@genedamachine72 This is giving me flashback im scared

Ladies ladies, one at a time good lord 🤣

@jeffknox55 That t shirt is awful

Liquid blue tie dye, dancing bear S&B key chain (not broken in), Peter Millar koozie from swim trunks. Worst person you’ll ever meet.

@BWinchesterIV Bro what?

It gets worse wow