Medieval Michael Cera

@Sakatoyaa @Kaldruen funny when that said woman was powerless against the abusive Aesir gods who killed her race. And you think Kratos was at his best when fighting her? The same Kratos who deleted 90% Of the Aesir gods?

@Kaldruen It's funny people can't conceptualize Kratos losing, especially to a woman 💀 idk why considering a warrior only wants to marry another one not a weak, passive person who'd be a liability in battle

It needs to be stressed to people that played with their eyes closed that Faye beat his ass when they met. Spartan Rage, Blades of Exile and God like strength was subdued by Midgar Baba Yaga.

@NIXCLSV thats rough. but it is what it,

currenty reviewing follower requests. I’ve learned the hard way that not everyone deserves access to u, so I don’t accept just anyone. Right now, I trust exactly 7 people. Well, technically 6, because one of them is dead.

i only have this acc and @thicnix ( i will be active here soon) currently accepting follows

@ALV550 @Siahgotnext @horrifichymns MCU cap never fought the hulk 1on1, and without the Hammer, Thanos KO'ed him with one punch.

@CeraMedieval @Siahgotnext @horrifichymns If cap can handle himself against thanos and the hulk, then soldier boy wouldnt be a problem

@ALV550 @Siahgotnext @horrifichymns It's a problem when you realize Cap has to put his entire body weight into a shield strike just to knock out a regular human mercenary. Meanwhile, Soldier Boy takes heavy caliber rounds to the bare skin without a scratch. Cap quite literally lacks the firepower to damage him.

@CeraMedieval @Siahgotnext @horrifichymns "Cap is not bullet proof"... when has that EVER been a problem for him? He is literally constantly being shot at and its not a problem

@aldiaXIII @horrifichymns and soldier boy supports Islam and all his Mujihadeen brothers and Sisters

@horrifichymns Chris Evans signed missiles sent to kill Palestinian children. So yes, SB is owning his ass lmao

@JasonKieffer1 @horrifichymns decapitating? mf how? With his shield? Cap needs a 400+ tons of power behind his swing in orther for that to happen and cap aint that strong lmao.

@horrifichymns It takes 5 seasons for the nuke to charge. Cap is decapitating soldier boy long before that happens with his vibranium shield

@NikkoAngelus @AnimetoonG @horrifichymns I'b be confuse too if a chihuahua is trying to out muscle me. lmao

@AnimetoonG @horrifichymns The visible confusion on the Titan's face says it all

@Smashmaster777 @horrifichymns the point is, one sigle lucky shield bash to the dome is all it would take to kill cap. And nothing in Caps arsenal could hurt Soldier Boy whos durable enough to shrug off Nuke impact.

@horrifichymns Mfs talking about cap isn't bulletproof as if he's not simply fast enough to block bullets with his shield or dodge them at point blank rage. Cap would embarrass SB

@Siahgotnext @horrifichymns Last I check Cap is not bullet Proof, solider boy is. And last I check soldier boy tosses cars around like a frisbee, as per MM, when he recounts his fathers death.

@horrifichymns Faster and stronger with better feats it’s that simple idk why “The boys” fans can’t understand this

@YaBoiiiiRob @HeyGuysItSpidey thats not how it works but, whatever man.

@HeyGuysItSpidey I mean, they don’t have to. In fact in might be easier to have your own non-power ring fueled suit, because if anything happens to your ring or power supply you just become fuckin naked. Also the ring always creating the suit might be a waste of power

That doesn’t make any sense. Don’t the rings make the suits???

@X_VIR3 so he just happened to pick those 3 bullets up on the ground after he blocked it? What a fucking moron.

COME THE FUCK OUTSIDE I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT Zoro tanked that shit fine #ONEPIECE1182

@JORPetalcorin @PhilstarNews "even if armed" and "peaceful assembly" is fcking contradiction. lmao

@PhilstarNews PH Consti guarantees protection of freedom of peaceful assembly, even if armed. The Toboso Massacre of 2026 that cornedBeefed 19 lives was an unlawful assault, premeditated multiple murder, not a legit encounter. Push DueProcess for the Butchers: Investigation & Court Trial.

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@burkscm @Max17891 @Animencyclo anything Imu does will always be stronger than what Kaido and Big Mom does.

@Max17891 @Animencyclo Remember, Imu did a similar attack against the giant. If it doesn't kill Hajrusdin it not even stronger than Kaido's TD.

#onepiece1180 Only one of these attacks has ACoC attached, and it ain't Ocean Sovereignity... Glad we can put that one to bed now

@Edsunnn @GoonerAtrocity @Economnomics @veizau You aint even gonna get a wiff of her hair bro stop this shit.

@GoonerAtrocity @Economnomics @veizau no. but ppl say it all the time whenever anyone even slightly sounds like they’re defending a woman. ik you’ve seen it too so stop acting dumb

Valorant pro TenZ was spotted with a new girlfriend just months after his breakup with Kyedae 🩵

@RichStapless I hope you getting paid for acting stupid.

I demand video footage of every one of Stockton's assists.

@JuggernautBron @dukelu78 nigga what's worse is scoring 8 points in a finals game. that is the pinnacle of embarrassment. now stfu and quietly suck on lebums cock.

@dukelu78 The first sentence makes it worse! 😂

“2011 eliminates Bron from the Goat debate” but MJ literally throwing away a playoff series in 95 is “no biggie.” 😂 Last possession of the game here 😂😂😂

@GmIsOnPt360 @bobduffy @fandompulse and it's not like a direct connection between lex and the clone, he had to order around a nerd in a computer to punch the move in the keyboard!

@bobduffy @fandompulse The entire movie lost me when a majority of the action scenes were a nerd, shouting out real time instructions to a clone of Superman. Superman was so weak that he could be beaten by a clone of himself receiving real time instructions on what to do. The movie was terrible.

Bane creator Graham Nolan on James Gunn's Superman movie: "Superman has one histrionic outburst after another and wonders why he’s mistrusted? Way too beta. His parents are from Kansas and sound and act like they were inbred in Kentucky. It’s a narrative mess as scenes jump confusingly. Too many characters with no intro to who they are. I know Steve Lombard’s background but a normy doesn’t. Perry White smokes a cigar with no smoke or ash Calling fight plays during a fight? That’s idiotic. We never see Metamorpho do anything to break up the war at the end, yet there he is all of a sudden. I have one unbreakable rule when it comes to movies and entertainment: make me care! I’ll buy all kinds of bullshit you are selling if I care about the characters and stakes. For SUPERMAN…I didn’t care." Is he right?

@GENERALZOD1886 that's the whole point nigga

Viltrumite society some bullshit, man. A race this stupid was bound to go extinct

@Ordinary_Ash_RL @LBJsBest In other words, bron couldn't win without teaming up with an MVP caliber player?

@LBJsBest This is what Bron was capable of when he played with someone ALMOST on his level.

Y’all remember when LeBron & Wade used to just try stuff mid game? 😭😭