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@visakanv I roll satin fabric between my fingers with the weaves perpendicular so it glides satisfyingly.

what’a an ordinary everyday object that you like to absent-mindedly fiddle with?

Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes

I'm talking can't-leave-more-than-a-couple-pieces-of-jewelry-to-your-kid low. Can't-leave-the-full-value-of-the-house low

There should be an incredibly low limit on inherited wealth

Taboo fantasies are not only normal, they're important. Fantasy is one of the ways to incorporate the shadow self without actually hurting anyone

@violetmelodies @mezentius_II @Komaniecki_R Oh no it's the Dirty Ditties Director

@mezentius_II @Komaniecki_R Who says? Do you make the rules? Are you the Sex Songs Supervisor??

"WAP" is 4 years old They tried to give straight men the best PR we've had in years and a lot of you dudes fumbled it. A song with the concept "hot babes rap about how awesome it is to have sex with men" and men were, inexplicably, angry about this

@FoundationDads Oh pssh, what clickbait

I certainly hope so.

@OldHollowTree @realpeteyb123 Many women do OF (and other sex work) *because* they are mothers. It allows them to support their families and still spend lots of time with their children.

@realpeteyb123 Fun is the great evangelizer. What is the polar opposite of OnlyFans? Motherhood? Show how much fun motherhood is.

Serious question, what tactic can we use to stop girls from turning to OnlyFans?

So it might be more accurate to say the fun of motherhood is both less and more. Complexity blossoms from constraint. Fun is fun, and joy, fulfillment and awe, all at once. (And all those other types of fun are still there when you can find childcare 😘) 5/5

Some of the most fun that I have had in my life–and I have had a lot of fun–has been my kid cracking up about some random movie pratfall and then suddenly we're all caught up in it, laughing about the sound of laughter until we can barely breathe 4/5

OP's question is twelve kinds of garbage and the responses are *hilarious* (yes, let's try religion, I'm sure this time will be different) but I want to talk about the fun of motherhood. 1/5

@mistressmatisse @ask_aubry Can confirm

@ask_aubry Some men think we’re not capable of violence, but threaten a woman’s child and she will turn into a Viking Berserker

Umm mama bear is pretty amazing though.

@DDDrewDaniel Dapples

can you help us name her?

People asking "does massage work or merely feel good?" same as "does cannabis actually support mental health or is it merely fun?" Y'all. PLEASURE. IS. MEDICINAL. Having fun is healthful!! We have GOT to get free of this puritan bullshit

@visakanv Ah yes. Mine recently left Too Much Soap and is now in Too Much Tape

10mo has entered his “take a thing and hit other things with it” era

@SaintGrimace @Bunagayafrost @Aella_Girl Set down your psychic distress (as long as you were respectful and generous).

@Bunagayafrost @Aella_Girl This. A friend of mine took me to a strip club recently. Got a lap dance. Which was great. Except afterward I get in my head about it, wondering if this woman wanted to be doing this shit at all. I don’t know, and I never will.

Paying a consenting woman to have sex with u is fine actually, it doesn't make you a bad person, nothing shameful in it. Ppl out there wanna infantilize women by acting like they're incapable of making choices about their own body, but they're wrong! Women are agentic people!

@nomanautomata Because he's a powerful man who matched her freak

A woman will say "I need a powerful man who can match my freak" and then fall hopelessly in love with a 5'8" office worker who knows marginally more about tennis than she does

@dissproportion Hard to imagine feeling threatened or upset by a partner having a crush 🤷🏻‍♀️

Everybody voting yes to this is lying or stupid or both.