Chet Ubetcha

@WillClownCar Love seeing local tweets 😂 genuinely laughed out loud

Bro fled the hardships of Naperville to seek refuge in Downers Grove.

@DirtyNewsCorp @MurrayHillGuy1 Nice projection, fatso. I wouldn’t dare to have an opinion online while being fat.

@ChetUbetchaCNN @MurrayHillGuy1 You’re probably fat. Fatties hate it.

US City Tier List: S tier: NYC, Miami, Austin A tier: Chicago, LA, San Diego, Charleston B tier: Nashville, Boston, Atlanta, Tampa, DC, Scottsdale C tier: Dallas, Charlotte, Houston, Philly, SF D tier: Denver, Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland, Kansas City, St. Louis, Columbus, Indianapolis F tier: suburbs

@EddieBarstool @StevenCheah Cheah’s desperate plea for WSD to “name 4 dinosaurs” might be the funniest shit of all time 😂

The Brain Clash ended 10 minutes ago and Cheah and Whitesoxdave are still screaming at each other about Dinosaurs vs Trains

@lindzeymcguire Disregard^ didn’t realize you were hot

@lindzeymcguire Don’t 💙

Holy shit I move to Chicago this weekend

@Bohemis2020 @StoolMintzy Good grief dude… at least Mintzy’s soul won’t be sentenced to eternal damnation. It’s never too late to do some self reflection and repent.

@StoolMintzy They let the 40+ y/o man that doesn’t drink tag along? You’re a sad loser.

#IGBAGS #StPaddys

MDW would never allow such an atrocity

@MrAcezzz Imagine explaining this to your great, great grandfather. Makes you realize how gay you really are 👍 #EmbraceTradition

Topical DHT on your jawline and shoulders works because androgen receptors in those areas respond to localized signaling. This is basic receptor biology. But nobody talks about it because it sounds too aggressive.

@hannahcmontoya It would be hard to walk away from here without one of those bacon maple bars firmly in my grasp

which donut u picking be honest

@StevenCheah You physically overpower the other dog and force it into submission. If you are unable to do this, you are no better than a dog yourself.

Question for dog owners: if I’m walking my dog and a dog I do not recognize, that’s off-leash, with no owner around charges at my dog and I, what are the rules of engagement/proper protocol?

@JeffNadu Honestly, I respect that. #NADU

The greatest gift so far my life has given me is that for the last 10 plus years I haven't had to do this. I wake up every day and dictate what I do.

I don’t tweet much these days… but @Audi … what on earth are you DOING?!?! The brand I once held in the highest regard has fallen so far from grace, it’s actually heartbreaking. I’d be embarrassed to drive the 2025/26 redesign (S5/SQ5). You managed to go so cheap on the build (the Kia/Hyundai comparisons are totally valid), and incomplete on the software side, that most owners claim it’s a miracle they can go 1000 miles without a check engine light. Not to mention the built-to-fail piston skirts and water pumps… like what’s up with that?! Lmao I’m unironically looking at BMWs & Acuras instead now. Again, heartbreaking… please start caring more again. Until then, I wish you nothing but the worst 🙏 @audisport #NotMyAudi

@EthanKamps KAMPS 🎲

See you in Vegas. We move

@Tim0nline @nopoweradeinusa You should try being Tim0ffline for awhile

@nopoweradeinusa Kinsa weird for a 40yo to be friends with a 70yo, realistically what do you even have in common?

I've befriended one of the 72 year olds at work cause he's been cycling for 40+ years & I just started out, was organizing a group ride with him and he just said this lmao

@danabeers Try lifting your feet off the ground when you walk

I need some help from the masses. I’ve noticeably been getting shocked a lot lately. Like physically shocked. Lots of door handles and handshakes shocking me. I only wear swishy pants about once a week. Does anyone know what’s going with electromagnetics?

@StoolMintzy Thank goodness @BizNasty2point0 wasn’t in that elevator with you

Just got hit on so hard in elevator. I am kind of in shock. #LetsGetHot2026 #IGBAGS

He literally explained how to get unstuck in 30 seconds.

@Jerrythekid21 As a Packer fan from Chicago this news DISGUSTS me… this is plain wrong! #SadDayBadDay

This can’t be real. Just no way

@afinancebro_ @Degen_CPA Can’t beat German engineering 👀

@Degen_CPA Yo I got you. Check it out:

Hi guys, I want to buy a 12 inch ruler, that has all the marks on it, showing the inch, half inch, and quarter inch lines up to 12 inches. But I don't want it to be 12 inches, I want it to be 9 inches in total length, so that each inch is actually 3/4th of an inch. So like a 12 incher ruller that is fake, so that it would make whatever I'm measuring appear larger than what it is. Does anyone know of a place that would sell this?