Chief Bachelor

@melissaelyse1 congratulations. Now u have a talent

I hate men

@masuhd_ I left beautiful women alone. Most I’ve met fear HIV testing.

You can't sleep with every beautiful woman you see

@Adhekunbi Am not a relationship type of guy, however for u who enjoy them especially the men, make sure that girl invests in the relationship, otherwise u r doomed and destined for a serious heartbreak. Oh and NEVER SIMP

To make a marriage or relationship work, the man must be the one in love the most!!!

@mwiine_bri66880 I don’t consider it bad. If she has the capability to date multiple men, then why not?

Why is it considered bad for a woman to date multiple men?.

@Kokii_urLover First I forgive her. Second I blame myself for dating. Then I send her out of my life.

If you caught your babe cheating, What would you do?

@Iamkabareebe The first and biggest mistake u made is getting married. Soln: serve her the divorce papers. Otherwise stop being the loving husband and become the head of your home.

“I’m a 38-year-old married man, and honestly, I don’t even know where to start from anymore. My marriage is not even up to one year, but my heart has been heavy for months now.

@sserumagaelly @Brian_Twesigye1 Say NO to marriage. Times changed we r doing baby mama baby daddy co-parenting.

I no longer see women fighting for men these days, What happened?👀

@kiara7829 Had to confirm your gender first. Since u r a woman, u r allowed to think like this

Realising what men call "princess treatment" is what women do for their friends on a random Monday. P00r men.

@BongsMahlangu_ I agree, come and sleep with us then later get some Simp to take u on with all your baggage.

As a woman, you shouldn’t get into a serious relationship before the age of 25

@Aine950513 You are a woman, hence, u r allowed to think like that.

@BitcoinIntelX PSG 0-1 Arsenal

$2000 to 5 people who predicts correct score. ends in 48hrs

@JoshuaLutaaya__ Y’all act like men are very scared of divorce. Please go. Other girls are waiting to fill that position in case the man is even still interested in marriage anymore. Some ladies don’t even know that their men wish they left.

And if you leave the hospital and return back to the house of the man who was busy DNA testing your child at birth while you were fighting for your life that’s on you 🙃

@jisanfloewin Well everyone is sick unless proven otherwise.

And I still have not had a kid because my thoughts are telling me yall insides not rt

@rashi__pandey_ For more jokes like this send “RASHI” to 8080.

A woman will put her happiness aside for her man. But a man will put his woman aside for his happiness sounds harsh, but it's true.

@mkainerugaba Nze Sooka ompe ku ssente @mkainerugaba Obwaavu bungi

Nothing will protect the corrupt. Nothing!

@Chiziterem_x Where do u think energy to f**k comes from?

Why do men eat too much?

@notes_fromyou Please continue with your hate. The world does not revolve around women

Workplace sexual harassment - 78% men Violent crime - 92% men Domestic Violence - 94% Rape - 96% men Pedophilia - 98% men Found with child porn- 99% men Gun violence - 98% men Mass shootings - 98% men AND YOU ASK US WHY WE HATE MEN LMAO

@peculiarchichii Congratulations

I'm 38 and single 😭

@Thebiglade Just have a joint account for money for family. It solves all financial problems at home

Should a married man give his mother money without talking to his wife first ??

@Adhekunbi Money is just papers. I can always make more

As a loving parent, what will you do to her??😂