Christian Colasuonno

I rather make things than make meetings.

"One of biggest pay days of Anthony Joshua's career"....duh #PaulJoshua

Haha. I yelled "SwINg" like 100 times! Even pretend bro. It's so obvious. #PaulJoshua

Hey @Kiehls - I only now noticed a solid product placement in this "Howcast" classic. Shared with my sons. (And shared facial fuel too!) youtu.be/ixM10qw_wTQ

Unsolicited critique of the amazing @Nike #OlympicGames spot…. The football scenes bother me! I don’t know why they’re there! Couldn’t we find another Olympic sport to slot in? Football makes no sense here! Rant over. Great spot.

can we get a grimace chant going @Mets

Let’s Go! #Mets

Good take on a dying cinema (through a human & marketing lens) - reasonwhimsy.substack.com/p/cinema-purga…

And now for something completely different - Grimace is DJ's a live EDM set on @McDonaldsCanada IG live right now - instagram.com/mcdonaldscanad…

@CraigElimeliah @OpenAI CliffNotes AI

Very excited about today’s @OpenAI announcements, I’m trying to use my caveman brain to anticipate what they might be… most likely (and selfish) guesses would a new language model (GPT-4.5/5) maybe some expanded API features or more AI-integrated tools… I’ll take anything that could help us advance dynamic content generation + real-time adaptation + user data integration… let’s see at 10am!

Thats my hero! @patokeefe12 !

Ok - I was impressed here. @DisneyPlus WISH release, with a CTA and shop tab, that’s a QR code right from TV to Disney store. That’s solid circle funnel stuff. My kids had “what plushie do we want - star or Valentino” convo about 5 minutes ago.

Earthquake? In queens.

Diddy’s Liberace Era is fascinating.

Sneaker fandom is entirely subjective, but I did learn this week (thanks @ComplexSneakers) that me and Justin Timberlake share an affinity for Jordan 3s and AirMax1s…so I got that going for me, which is nice.

These new Grand Tour episodes are feature film length! No wonder why it’s been so long between new ones.

@timhorvath full spot is much funnier than the one that aired. Gretzky jokes lands better. but it happens.

Our first Super Bowl spot of the evening! #CuttersStudios

@CraigElimeliah @amazon I don’t know why they’re styling VR headset inserts…of why it looks like a pelvis.

Got this ad on IG from @amazon and I have no clue what this is

@jaredallen_10 @Mets @StevenACohen2 @The7Line @Metsmerized @AP @GWR @wcbs880 @News12 @MajesticOnField @athletelogos @johnwtomac - tell my nephew there's a new challenge out there

#Day3000: It’s official, I’ve worn my #MetsRoadJersey for 3,000 consecutive days dating back to November 6th, 2015. I can’t believe it. I’m now known as Mr. 3,000! Looking forward to my next mission in 2025 and beyond, if all things falter again this year. #LGM! #Mr3000 #Mets

"Chase Utley is not a Hall of Famer" On Baseball Night in New York, @sal_licata shares his belief that David Wright deserves more respect in Hall of Fame voting, considering the numbers that Utley is pulling in on the ballot on.sny.tv/eDzzedu

@DanBartels2 @Mets

Pete Alonso, games played: 2019: 161 2020: 57 2021: 152 2022: 160 2023: 154 That’s 24 games missed in five years. #LGM🍎