John.Galt

Dont remember the year, but when i came back for day 2 of a 1500 after being blackour drunk some dudes told me i lit up a smoke at the table as well. Zero recollection but musta just got penalty and put it out right away. I literally woke up next day ans didn't know if i was still in tournament. Checked online and i was the last person in cbip counts as DNR (did not report)

A gentleman in this 3k 6 max went for the very rarely seen basically unprecedented move of simply lighting up a cigarette, and casually enjoying it, until of course being removed from the tournament lol. My

@MidwestGolfJake @AlanShipnuck

@Co1one1_Forbin @AlanShipnuck Wait, what?

Well, somehow I forgot to set my alarm. I will still make my tee time but it will be more rushed than I was hoping. I wonder if the Marshalltown police will give me an escort like Chicago PD did for Rory in 2012 at Medinah?

@SenWarren How stupid are you?

If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire tax, we could fully cover free community college in America.

Grateful to be with community today in historic Rondo. Happy Juneteenth, Minnesota!

@CommonManKFAN Be sure to wear weed buds on you handkerchief (or something like that)

🎼If you're going to San Francisco....

@SenWarren We? Just keep working on your ridiculously profitable portfolio and go away

If Elon Musk paid my ultra-millionaire wealth tax, we could pay for child care for all three and four year olds in America.

@BrettKFAN @MNSpurs youtu.be/-Wtj59opWKg?is…

@MNSpurs He’s magic…..you knooooooowwww Mauricio Pochettinoooo

🎶 Supercalifragilistic we’ve got Pochettino Best we’ve had since B Arena And better than Mourinho Loves a shot of Malört in his morning cappuccino Supercalifragilistic we’ve got Pochettino! 🎶 LFG boys! #USMNT

@acaseofthegolf1 "Kidnapped"

To give some context of how impressive Adam Scott’s streak of 100 straight Majors is….the Major where the steak started: -David Duval won - Gary Player was in the field - Ernie Els finished T3 and was 31 years old - Bernhard Langer finished T3 and was 7 years away from Champions Tour - Seve was in the field and 44 years old - Tiger Woods had “just” 6 Major wins - Phil Mickelson was three years away from his first Major - Robert Allenby was 14 years away from being kidnapped - Brandel Chamblee played in his last Major, also his best Open Championship finish (T62)

@phil_hellmuth @scott_seiver What kinda crazy drugs you on phil. I guess farming, and got me

@scott_seiver Is that what you were doing Scott? Your words have been written, and quite easy to interpret.

My guy @scott_seiver has lost respect for me as an ambassador to the poker world. It is truly a shame… I will note: I did make my fans $200,000 (total profits from all of my packages on staking sites). $200,000 straight cash into their pockets #POSITIVITY

@Osinttechnical @DanBarreiroKFAN

New footage confirms that an errant Russian surface to air missile was responsible for the tank roof toss at the Moscow Oil Refinery this morning.

@Novig I wonder which area has a larger population

Knicks fans are legitimately insane. It must mean more.

@NormSNLJokes @madproducer1

This Thursday, in an Arlington, Virginia courtroom, sportscaster Marv Albert accepted a plea bargain in his trial on forcible sodomy charges. This, following revelations of Albert's compulsion for biting women, three-way sex, and wearing panties and garters. Said Albert about his decision, quote, "at least I've still got my dignity."

@ChadAHolloway @Mister_Keating @PokerNews @WSOP @phil_hellmuth Pretty sure someone already used the term "heads up" before...

📺 | ICYMI, I went heads up with @Mister_Keating on the @PokerNews Podcast during the 2026 @WSOP! He talked about @phil_hellmuth, what he's playing this summer, and what reality TV show he tried out for. Watch it here 👇 youtu.be/HGqvMGn0f2c?si…

@apestyles If impact @spraggy ? Qho was 1mper1um, darwin also

Honored to be included! Quick questions: Are we lumping MTTs and cash games together here? And how much weight are we giving to ecosystem impact (building the game, community, etc.)? Honored to make the list. Quick Qs: MTTs + cash lumped together? How important is ecosystem impact? Some quick adds: Otb_RedBaron, Isildur1, @junglemandan, Addamo, @padspoker, @bencb789, @Girafganger7 . HM: @KmartPoker, @LexVeldhuis, @nanonoko. Id say @ChidwickStephen but he's a live pro now. Who else belongs in the Online Poker HOF?

@WHENESOTA @XcelEnergyMN

Hey @XcelEnergyMN How much money do YOU SPEND sending these shame letters out to folks repeatedly? Since we moved in, we've replaced every appliance with higher efficiency ones, and you still send these. 🖕

@Roothlus I just remember he would call like 100bb with j6 and win, people were not happy

@Co1one1_Forbin Such a legend. Didn’t he win Sunday mill twice in a month then he came back and won it years later. Also heard he was the mayor of a Spanish city but who knows about that

I agree. Who makes the Online Poker HOF?? OMGClayAiken Sauce123 Isildur1 IluvtheWNBA shaundeeb Moorman1 Lena900 lilholdem954 Apestyles That’s a good start

@BrandonMileski Because nothing interesting ever happens

Ok soccer rubes…. Why does soccer, on a massive field with 22 players on it, only have one central referee to make all the calls?

Sam Bankman-Fried is the greatest investor of all time Cursor just got bought by SpaceX today. SBF invested $200k into Cursor in 2022 He also invested in: 2021- Anthropic: $500M → ~$75B 2022- Robinhood: $648M → ~$5B 2022- Genesis Digital: ~$1.15B → ~$3B 2022- SpaceX exposure: ~$100M → ~$10B That means if he weren't in jail today and still owned all this equity, he'd be worth ~$100 billion But because he got a greedy and put customer funds into crypto, he had to divest from all those positions at cost He'd be top 20 richest people in the world. Now he's just trying not to drop the bar of soap