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@OWAnonymous_ Not as bad as when I ult and then my entire team decides we need to use every ult 🫩🔫

If we lose the fight and I press tab to see all 4 of my teammates have ult I just leave the game

@DefiantLs Ultimate money wasting company.

The beauty of a $1790 Balenciaga pouch 😂

@cutiequirks Whole team gets on your ass when you tell them to swap because it’s obvious they don’t know how to play the character.

why do people instantly go for ur gamertag when they lose?? like im supposed to be hurt bc u insulted my username

@SeraphinaSlayz @RobinBluebear When they use that, you know they know their name would be banned if it used normal font

@RobinBluebear wow that ones bad with the cringe font too

ok the edater names are getting out of hand

@Drealincarnate @Still_Tae_Maexi @PopBase Defending garbage parent why?

@Still_Tae_Maexi @PopBase Shit happens

Doja Cat shares a conversation she had with her “deadbeat” father: “He said that he couldn’t make it to my show because I don’t message/call him enough. So I sent him gay p*** and told him if he uses the link he can get a ticket.”

@httpsw33t When they first came out I hated how simple they were, however when I started playing more I realized how much better having simple icons are, because I could easily find what I wanted. Now, I struggle to find what I’m looking for because the icons make no sense.

who thought replacing the easily readable and (imo) pretty icons with ｔｈｉｓ was a good idea. sure, you get used to it quickly, but like... ew

@ceraliza You say “is that White Castle?”

I wish same could be done for food(people that gatekeep restaurants) 🙂‍↕️

i sometimes think about this tiktok where the girl said “if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‘it‘s shein’ under her post to force her to correct me” and it’s still genius

@kirikiriangel It’s actually embarrassing to have a high level hero and be trash, because how did you play this hero for so long and still not know how to play them optimally.

they were so bad too i’m crying

@qumoporo @Aipromptslap @MacRumors It literally does, they just disabled it because of this patent. However if they use the phone to calculate the blood oxygen instead of the watch it doesn’t infringe the patent.

@Aipromptslap @MacRumors No it can't. It physically does not have the hardware

ITC Judge Rules Apple Watch Blood Oxygen Workaround Does Not Infringe Masimo Patents macrumors.com/2026/03/19/itc…

@FortTory Geno, is that you?

A few more:

Dark Voyager has begun spreading propaganda across the Island! One of which is helping him "FIND THE SHARD".

@FortTory Does that mean we can jump into it?

NEW POI Dark Dominion Be wary of the reassembled Zero Point shard at Dark Voyager’s headquarters.

@FN_Assist So much for classified canyon being something. Now it’s just a seven base again. Kind of disappointed icl.

#Fortnite Chapter 7, Season 2 v40.00 map! 🗺

@pachiijuno They need to look at Poe gameplay because someone who knows how to play Brig can get the most healing in the lobby because Brig’s aoe is huge along with it lasting 4 seconds.

right right

@ckayduh @hunnicure It’s early in the morning. 5-8 AM ET (9-12 UTC) because it’s in Japan. NA hasn’t streamed at all and won’t until this weekend.

@hunnicure i had no idea omg 😭 i’ve missed so many

i genuinely can't catch an OWCS stream ! ;; my esports lootboxes ;; i will never get my hangzhou spark skins

@hunnicure This weekend NA is streaming at 12 PM ET (4 PM UTC) You can check their schedule on Twitch.

@chadg_pt @cremieuxrecueil This is what they mean when they say that you can be functionally illiterate. You can understand simple sentences, but once they become somewhat complex it becomes very hard to understand in individuals with illiteracy.

@cremieuxrecueil Wiki says the opposite of "everyone". Very few people have them.

Everyone has stripes known as Blaschko's lines. These are normally not visible and are generally only present if there's an issue, chimerism, etc. But some birds can see them!

@lcthlorien I’d dnf and put a one star just for that 💀

did i just find an ad inside a book 😭

@lcthlorien This gotta be an ad because it’s so stupid like it is in shows and movies. “This is the new Chevy Trailblazer with new screens and chargers for everyone’s tech needs. It also has superior gas mileage. Now everyone get in so we can fight the bad guy” 💀

@ReddCinema Trying to hit the top 100 for worst tweets ever?

my uncle so dramatic. when my grandma d!ed he gonna bust in the house and hug my dad. threw his hat and everything literally like this

@windflowerve The OG is better imo and it’s a gallery skin but it’s a fine skin. It isn’t hideous like the skins I keep getting.

Is this a win or no