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@penman_stewart We beat West ham 👍 West Ham beat Leeds 👍 Spurs lose both games Simple 🤣🤣🤣

Are those Toon fans that are suggesting that we throw Saturday’s game v West Ham the same raggy ‘tache blue tick ‘influencers’ that have PL corruption headlines on X and YT about any decision that goes against us for their own traction and financial gain? Asking for a friend.🤔

@stevewallwork The same as Peroni 🤷‍♂️ Top shelf prices. Whoever done the marketing must be coining it in.

Madri. The devils piss at best. Who ever thought this was a premium lager wants fucked big style. Far too many bought in to the promo.

@jonmikesav8 @Carl_F88 Superb 👌

Sir David Attenborough and his team produced 1 of the greatest pieces of television I have ever seen. And when you can get Hans Zimmer to do the music you know you are in a class all of your own. I was screaming ‘go on lad’ at the telly and thumping the cushion when he made it ❤️

@choirqueen1 @SmilingKylan @Mollyploofkins Grow up

@SmilingKylan @Mollyploofkins WHITE TRASH🖕

Tourist throws a rock at Hawaiian monk seal, a protected species that carries hefty fines if you interact with one.

Scum !

@Martina This man kills beautiful wild animals for fun. Let's make him famous.

@Moon_River05 @piersmorgan Amazing ??????

@piersmorgan Piers, we really have to try and not let our Gen X speak for us. We sound old and out of place with today's youth. Sam Smith, you look smashing!!

Sparkles? ‘They’ looks absolutely ridiculous. 🤣🤣

@cyp_toon @benonwine When they started brewing Newcastle Brown ale in Yorkshire

@benonwine Yes …… when this changed to this !

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment everything in Britain started getting noticeably worse?

@HolzvonHolz @PennyCrayon5

@PennyCrayon5 If you're comparing Steve Bruce to Eddie Howe i don't know where to go with that...

One thing I don't get, and seems to be an online fan thing, but fans that don't want to see Howe turn it around, that were annoyed when Burn scores etc or are annoyed Osula is outplaying Woltemade. Surely we all just want the club to win? #nufc

@cyp_toon @benonwine Likewise 👍 Denied there was a pit closure scheme. January 2014 it was finally disclosed. She was a bare faced liar. Yes there were uneconomical mines, but the bigger mines subsidised the smaller uneconomical ones, to protect jobs & communities.

Who thinks it’s about time Margaret Thatcher was put on our banknotes? 🇬🇧

@cyp_toon @Corballyred @C_O_M_A_2 I'd sooner run a marathon with a tight pair of trainers on 🤣

@Corballyred @C_O_M_A_2 Straight swap for Wissa ? And let’s be friends again !

I'd sell Isak this summer for £80m and reinvest in a reliable, fit player. We can't rely on his fitness next season. The idea of him replacing Salah goals is ridiculous — Salah missed ~16 games in 9 years; Isak has already missed double that this season alone. It'd take real courage for Hughes and Edwards to admit the mistake and cash in, so it's unlikely to happen. Would you agree???

@juleshusband @bennington89

@bennington89 I’m sick of hearing he blew £250 he took the blame but was not all his fault Isak should of been sold sooner and PIF wouldn’t pay the contract ‘s for his fist choice players we waited to the very last minute to buy . Give the man a break it was collective including PIF.⚽️🌑

Fans thinking Howe should stay and re build. We can’t spend anything without selling our best players. We will go into next season playing 4:3:3 with Burn, Elanga, Murphy, pope. We will be relegated 100%. He blew 250million. #NUFC

@PKMNO9 He will be snapped up immediately No doubt about that. Eddie hopefully stays 👍

Eddie, just walk away and go to a rival where you will be appreciated. Our fans dont deserve you and the PIF, and you dont need this abuse.

@LionOfGosforth @KinderCopUk My first game was 1965 Stood in the Gallogate in 69 for the Fairs Cup final Seen it all Love Keegan to bits, but Eddie Howe imo stands shoulder to shoulder alongside any Newcastle United Manager. Long may it continue 👍

@KinderCopUk 100% this . Anyone who says differently wasn’t going to games pre Keegan or is to young to remember the Keegan years .

Keegan is way ahead of Howe in terms of best managers we've had. He rescued & completely transformed #NUFC into title challengers and built the foundation of everything we have today. One trophy doesn’t change that. No Keegan - No PIF. No nowt.

@cyp_toon @NotFarLeftAtAll

Who is hottest Danniella Westbrook or Katie Price

@Croc1892 @BellsyNUFC 👍

@BellsyNUFC They're top of the fkn league

He’s fully lost the dressing room now. The board won’t do it but get the manager out now

@ChronicleNUFC @lee_ryder Double bollocks

Newcastle United sources have played down Sunday morning reports suggesting they are braced for a US consortium bid - led by former supremo Amanda Staveley. Staveley is assembling a £2bn consortium bid for a Premier League club, with Newcastle and West Ham United mentioned Full story via @lee_ryder 👇 chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@MarkSpennymags @MagpieMediaX @GeordieLouise10 Some of the comments are unbelievable, embarrassing & totally clueless. Saved us from relegation ✅️ CL Qualification x2 ✅️ Carabao cup winners ✅️ Hands tied with PSR ✅️ Transfer targets went elsewhere for bigger wages ✅️ Blame it on Eddie ❎️

@MagpieMediaX @GeordieLouise10 Eddie Howes Black n White Army…. You bunch of Howe haters wouldn’t have survived on the terraces, get a grip will you…. This man saved us from relegation, got in the champions league twice and won first major trophy in 70 years

Eddie Howe’s #NUFC have now lost 9 of their last 12 league matches, taking just 9 points from the last 36 available in the competition. Embarrassing. Utterly embarrassing.

@MaxClark____ @MagpieMediaX Well said 👏

@MagpieMediaX Did you ever take an interest in Newcastle United before the takeover or did the account start posting when we suddenly became alright and was competing?

@Luke__1_ @MagpieMediaX Someone with a lot of sense 👍

@MagpieMediaX Your fanbase is insane he’s been one of the best managers you have ever had and been let down in the previous transfer market. It’s not been the same for you lot since Staveley left.