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JUST IN: It's been revealed that a top FEMA official claimed he was involuntarily teleported to a Waffle House.

Male gooners: You know what would be hot...2 women...at once... Female gooners: Getting an lobotomy and being kept in a windowless room for all eternity sounds kinda fun

Church isn’t for dating though. If I got asked out at church, I’d probably change churches, if not Diocese. How people can have so little shame or such desperation eludes me.

And for those of us who have kids playing any travel ball sport, it costs way more than this. Also, the parents who have it the worst of all? Dance team dads and moms. Dance team costs dwarf everything else.

Man posts in local Facebook group, moving to area. Asks which Catholic parishes have thriving community, would be best for single man to attend- “is successful + seeking wife soon” + same faith is priority. Entire comment section berating him. “Church isn’t for dating!”

40% of American women, ages 15-44, would like to permanently move overseas, if possible, per Gallup.

Primorsk, Russia’s largest western oil exporting hub, turns out won’t be benefiting much from Donald Trump’s lifting of sanctions on Russian oil, on the grounds that it was blown to bits this morning by Ukraine.