ColoradoAlex

"The popular faith in words is a veritable disease of the mind, for a superstition of this sort always leads farther and farther away from man's foundations and seduces people into a disastrous identification of the personality with whatever slogan may be in vogue." C.G. Jung

@ITshortking2 @uphamforflorida I went to check, but all I found were a bunch of dudes jerking each other off... OHHHHH!

@BudLightSadness "when the occasion is right" You misspelled, "when you're drunk as hell."

Not my fave but slap when the occasion is right

@aelfred_D KEEP THROWING HER BOUNCY BALL YOU MONSTER!

I am a grown adult man. I have a master's degree in something completely useless. I have a wife. A mortgage. I'm taking care of my sick, elderly mom. And l am busy trying to get my idiot puppy to stop thinking that her bouncy ball must be in play at all times.

Anyone who displays appreciation for drunk raccoon taxidermy should be shortlisted for US citizenship

Tour guide at elite college: > I'm really bad at math > We have quirky clubs! Like one where you take naps! > I'm taking a class where we only watch Disney movies Guide at mid-tier engineering school: > this is our team’s drone swarm, we have a DARPA competition next month

@BrockSamspon Yes.

@ColoradoAlex3 They don’t even talk about how it bankrupts middle class families

This is saddening and horrifying.

@bronzeageshawty One involves cutting out the heart of the poor victim.

Learn the difference between a gift and a sacrifice.

Diabolical.

Divorce is bad and I feel bad for Garry. We should not celebrate or poke fun at this type of stuff, even if you think Garry is a goof and he is announcing it on LinkedIn. Some of the effect on the kids and the people involved is potentially irreparable this side of Heaven.

@alexthechick Every three months we randomly move it forward, back, or no change.

Piss everyone off and move it up half an hour.

@alexthechick So are penguins, and they're less mean.

@ColoradoAlex3 I mean, they are in formal wear.

At least it wasn't emus.

It's impossible for people in 2026 to realize how badly this stupid click-and-solve puzzle game one-shotted an entire generation of boomers (and their Gen X kids) in 1993.

@BudLightSadness My teriyaki glazed burger with miso paste, caramelized onions, and microgreens is amazing.

Quit churching up hamburgers. They are simple and delicious and no you fucking ass I don’t want whatever bespoke bread you created to charge me more for. Mayonnaise, mustard, some pickles, one slice of processed cheese. Thanks Maybe throw an onion slice on there

@BudLightSadness Zyn and white monster.

Through God, Marlboro, and horsepower? Anything is possible

Realize that Blizzard (part of Microsoft Gaming which laid off 3200 this week) Is CURRENTLY running classified ads for generic software engineering jobs, designed to prove there are no qualified Americans available so they can sponsor immigrant workers for green cards

@AdolphsonFalkk As an adult woman, let me explain something to you at the child level of maturity and understanding you have: People are friends. One starts to like the other. Other does not like back. Person who likes doesn't want to keep hurting. It does not mean the friendship wasn't real.