Crash Kelevra
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Crash Kelevra
@CrashKelevra
I'm mostly just here for the art and cosplay. 40-ish/m
Outer Heaven เข้าร่วม Mart 2022
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@sarahhepola I can swap my own tire.
*old man voice*
Back in MY DAY, you HAD to change a tire to pass Drivers Ed.
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Question for the men in the group: do you know how to fix a tire? If you got a flat tire, would you fix it yourself or call AAA?
(I do not need my tired fixed. I’m doing research.)
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Vibes aside, it’s actually an amazing gun. Incredibly quiet, very accurate, and insanely durable.
B-AREV@trip_to_valkiri
Mk.23 is definitely one of my favourite and most desired pistols of all time. It has this specific late 1990s secret operator vibe that I just loved while growing up.
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@EzzyDraws @xXAutumnIvyXx I'd be THE BIGGEST Jobber. I'm talking Al Snow, J.O.B. Squad, Brooklyn Brawler level jobber.
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@rawrzbf I'll pay for it if I get to be the first one you test them on.
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@rawrzbf I legitimately spent 5 years as a bodyguard/private security contractor.
I WILL do this if you want.
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@Violet_Okami Oooh, cute. I think I like the punch best of all.
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If the A-10 had a theme song, what would it be?
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@KeikiAmai I am not, in general, a foot person. Doesn't do anything for me.
Stirrups, however, activate some dormant sleeper-agent chemical in my brain and I cannot be held responsible for what that version of me does or says.
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It’s called fashion😭
Stirrups are hella hot
Konari@kimmnoodles
What is the point of those socks with no heel and no foot bit, like what's even the point in wearing them at that point
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@SammiiSenpai Hmm. It's YOUR birthday, but you've given US a gift.
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@Caileykatts Yeah, but what about the car? Heyooo! *rimshot*
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@NFL_DovKleiman Mike Trapp had the best answer for this problem on an episode of SmartyPants.
"Gridiron" It's already in the lexicon for the sport, sounds tough as hell, and solves an international gripe.
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Oh Boy: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football.
"This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
😬😬😬
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@Violet_Okami "The gayest people I ever met were a bunch of straight Marines".
Let me tell you the tales of "Naked Ninjas", "Man-Thong Thursday" and "Whack In The Rack Wednesday"
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