Dr_Destructo

The big man on campus. #MAGA ❤️

@TiffanyFong Ur beautiful.

@MmisterNobody Magic. Pure and simple.

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 years old how water doesn’t instantly turn to steam when a 5,000-degree piece of hot metal hits it? 🤔

…despite a 10 on a Par 5 and another triple bogey, Haong Li, I couldn’t have done without you kid! (Meanwhile Henley gave that Masters away with 6 birdie putt misses.)

@ShipItNation @ToeTagginTambo ….what a great sweat that back 9 was!!! Even with those two crazy blowup holes, Haong Li catapulted me through a logjam of ppl and helped me take down a big ‘W’ for the team! We are a force to be reckon with!!! #ShipItNation is here to stay! #SaberSim

The weekend fun continued as the @ShipItNation community CRUSHED PGA and RD4 PGA 👀 1st and 2nd in the FlagSHIPPER for Lighty and @ToeTagginTambo plus plenty more to go with that… Also, 1/2/3 in the main 3-max! $200,000 $100,000 $30,000 $20,000 $15,000 x 2 $10,000 #SHIPIT 🚀

@Top100Rick @LineStarApp Even though he had those two terrible holes, he was the Lynch pin in this weeks winner! 1% owned. Lmao

It’s crazy they didn’t show the Haotong Li insanity during the broadcast. He was a contender. He was paired with Scottie. His hijinks were relevant, Scottie had to wait forever to hit his shots. We should have seen every shot of his QUINTUPLE BOGEY.

@MattWallace888 We could only b so lucky.

Just got word that all of the following people suffered medical emergencies simultaneously and are all currently at Walter Reed Medical Center: Kamala Harris Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer Hakeem Jeffries Elizabeth Warren Bernie Sanders AOC Cory Booker Amy Klobuchar Pete Buttigieg Gavin Newsom Gretchen Whitmer JB Pritzker Josh Shapiro Andy Beshear Raphael Warnock John Fetterman Chris Murphy Ilhan Omar Rashida Tlaib Jamie Raskin Adam Schiff Eric Swalwell Maxine Waters Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton Barack Obama Michelle Obama Al Gore John Kerry Andrew Cuomo Kathy Hochul Tim Walz Joe Biden Kyrsten Sinema

@joeroganhq And…?

Tim Walz: People keep driving around my house calling me "retarded."

@NotFarLeftAtAll This is called the Mad Max Thunderdome look.

🤡. What is Jayden smith wearing…

@hovah76 Yaaaaah. It’s only one black guy. Great job. U have another 200 million to go. Good luck.

@KamalaHarris @nealfig S T F U

Donald Trump votes by mail. But this week, he signed an Executive Order so you can’t. Why? Because he is scared of your power, and he is scared of losing the midterms.

@NHL The kids the real deal.

Another four-point night for Macklin Celebrini, giving him on the season: 40 goals 65 assists 105 points All in just 73 games. He's still just 19 years old.

@DraftKings @DK_Assist LFG baby….its the Masters!

Boss told me I had to pick 60 winners for this 🌺 Who wants em?

@TigerWoods @RickRunGood Another BS easy out for the ones who should b forced to suffer the same consequences as the next guy. The system is broke the game is rigged and Tiger is done.

@TiffanyFong Tiffany , that’s to bad, sorry your going. how much is he getting for you? Btw that’s a cool truck in the back.

@lady_valor_07 $429

How much do you think I spent? This is a Kroger store! Closest one gets a 🏆

@gingerobrian please, oh please, marry me ?

@gingerobrian There’s not a chance in a a million if I saw u in a bar/restaurant etc… and I was worth 20 mil. Etc…. That I would let u get away from me. I would do what ever it took too make sure i would c u again. Breathtaking.

Do you find me attractive?

@real_bkreider ….what’s happened with Saros tonight bro?!

@gingerobrian I love u.

If you could describe me in one word... what would it be?