Dan Hollander

@JoeyCana Josh gonna throw the ball to himself and cook

If Moore or Shakir go down what the heck are we gonna do ?? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@Marcus_Mosher @JeremyWGR If you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying

Davison Igbinosun had 21 penalties over the last two seasons. But he is good.

@InsiderWire Age 15??????

#BREAKING: U.S. fertility rate falls to record low — 53.1 births per 1,000 women aged 15–44, the lowest ever recorded.

Republicans will make sure that all babies are born whether by consent or rape #womensrights

Texted my wife’s uncle, happy birthday. He’ll text me back in 3 to 5 business days, “thanks”

@Matt_Law_DT @SonOfChelsea Who brought these players in??????

Chelsea’s cry babies need a reality check - they are the most dislikable bunch of players many fans can remember #cfc telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@Matt_Bove @NateGearySports @BuffaloBillsPR @BarBillTavern My lord

.@BuffaloBillsPR painting the corners with fastballs @BarBillTavern

@Matt_Bove KC train @JeremyWGR

Bills are going to have some really intriguing options at 26. I was team trade back going into the night but I'm not sure about that anymore.

@MikeGarafolo Sounds like Brandon Beane is running the Eagles with all those scrubs and Lemon

As we wait to see what happens with A.J. Brown, the #Eagles have added Hollywood Brown, Dontayvion Wicks, Elijah Moore and now Makai Lemon as the 20th pick in Round 1.

@TourSwingsTommy That’s the floppiest shot

Crazy view of Scotty hitting a short-sided chip with the face wide open. These guys make this shot look so routine it’s sickening.

@ywnbact As a real water drinker that water isnt cold anymore.

real water drinkers know this is too cold to be enjoyable

These people are being serious

These idiots

No champions league or league title, congrats

@N1archv @NewsWire_US Oh let’s see your tweet about Texas?

@NewsWire_US All the president is doing is pointing out an obvious fact. The Democrats and their supporters should be ashamed of themselves for defrauding the American people.

TRUMP CALLS VIRGINIA ELECTION RESULT 'RIGGED'

@CFCDaily All scrubs

🚨❗️JUST IN: There is still backing for the club’s five sporting directors, Paul Winstanley, Laurence Stewart, Sam Jewell, Joe Shields and Dave Fallows. [guardian]

@GeorgeSmileyOBE Good

Interesting the New Manager Search is excluding the Sporting Directors.. Being done by the owners..

Love to see it

@eurofounder If she couldn’t breathe she wouldn’t be screaming

My wife collapsed in our hotel room in New York today “Call an ambulance, I can’t breathe” she was screaming My heart dropped If she ends up in an American hospital we are financially ruined I went on the Lufthansa app to book a flight back to Frankfurt, but unfortunately pilots are on strike today “Please I’m begging you” she was lying on the floor I sighed and called 911 She is now in surgery as apparently her appendix “almost burst” I am extremely scared This is going to cost us at least $100,000 She could have received much better care, for free, in Germany I will never visit this barbaric country ever again

@emkenobi That’s not a thing

Your body is in survival mode and holding onto its fat because you’re starving yourself.