Dean Beaton

It’s been 25 years since Michael Barrymore’s home hosted a party where a man died with brutal injuries - I’m sure you know the abstract He sees fit to upload a video featuring a pool and memorial plaques for men who “died at sea” I’d call him a sick cunt, but those who fawn…

@LaPunthereBleue @westhamnetwork I’m generally indifferent to players scoring against their former sides and whether or not they celebrate, which they increasingly tend not to do now But Joe scores, kisses the Chelsea badge and runs into the crowd Bit much, to say the least

@DeanBeaton6 @westhamnetwork So he should. Was brought up a Chelsea fan as a kid. We were lucky enough to have him as a player. I’d expect you to kiss the West Ham badge if you’d come through the Chelsea academy and then got a move to West Ham.

𝗝𝗼𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗲: 𝗪𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗮𝗺'𝘀 𝗨𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲

@Oche180 @DiamondXDraws @OfficialPDC It’s like he chose a nonce sting character for World Book Day

𝗬𝗮𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱! Luke Littler with Sky Sports’ Polly James after some pre-Premier League night filming at Old Trafford. #PLDarts #LukeLittler

@dustinrhodes I’ve got one Can you sign it as Black Reign please?

If you end up getting it message me, I'll have you send it to my PO Box and I can sign up for you. Good luck.

@AwayDaysFB Top bloke is Snoddy Became a real favourite at West Ham, and gestures like this are a large reason why

Class from Snodgrass 👌

@nypost It’s always the Year of the Dog

Half-blind, elderly dog fights off bear to protect family: 'Our little savior' trib.al/kQLcTGa

@qsfkbwIhuWLhnjI The Chinese aren’t Human I can’t wait for the Japanese to invade and kill a bundle of them again

中国。この中国人の男は、７年間も共に暮らしていた家族同様の愛犬を、犬肉レストランに500元（1万円）で売ろうとした。 しかし、それを見た保護活動者は、その犬を３割増で買い取ることにしました。 七年間も共に暮らしてきた愛犬を、平然と犬肉屋に売る連中。 人間相手でも同じなのだろう。

@PremiershipYrs You’d know it was a Derby undershirt if it read “Siemens Inside Sheep”

Here's a curious one. I recently found this picture of Fabrizio Ravanelli celebrating his final Premiership goal, for Derby away at Bolton in March 2002. He appears to be wearing an undershirt from his previous club Lazio, beneath his Derby shirt...

@arron9s *Sprite Also, *Sprite (as a mixer, somewhat begrudgingly)

there is nothing more dangerous than a man powered by spite

@OfficialPDC Tinkerbell’s gonna look even more jaundiced

MANSELL ON FIRE! 🔥 Mickey Mansell is one game away from qualification for ET5, as the Irishman averages upwards of 106 in a 6-1 victory against Michael Smith! 👏 📋 bit.ly/26ET5TCHQ

@UberWestHam Middle name “Clareten”

West Ham are in advanced talks with OnlyFans to become the club’s new main kit sponsor. The proposed deal would also see a rotating sleeve sponsor, with a new featured model appearing on the shirt every matchday. The move is reportedly being pushed by founder Tim Stokely, a lifelong West Ham fan from Essex. Club sources say it’s “a bold step into modern football partnerships.”

@DovySimuMMA Went to Dagestan and forgot (his real name)

Bro they butchered Volks name 🤦‍♂️

@B___K_____ The warehouse

I went down a rabbit hole on a Scott Mills FB fan page and found the scariest super fan ever. Please remember this tweet if we never see him again.

@B___K_____ > Scott been SACK > NOoooooo

@B___K_____ Tea and cake in the Scott Mills Room (“But it’s ALL the Scott Mills Room!”)

@kirawontmiss “That’s too much” After taking a photo frame off of the wall…

A deepfake AI scammer goes viral after he was exposed when a cybersecurity researcher asked him to hold up 3 fingers which makes the software to glitch out

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA An expeditioner’s holiday for attempted murder? (And yes, any adult with a brain running even a quarter optimally will know what you’re signing up for when douse someone in fuel and set them alight - and it’s not just a moment of acting out)

>be Corbie Walpole >hears male friend make a joke about "women staying in the kitchen" >this was part of their regular banter >but this time gets triggered like a rabid feminist >grab 5 litres of petrol, lights up the guy while he's screaming >he suffers 55% third-degree burns >ends up in coma >needs 10+ surgeries >almost dies >can't regulate his body temperature because his sweat glands burned off >she gets arrested >claims "he pushed my buttons" >court gives her 7.5 years >still not happy >now appealing sentence because SHE has PTSD from setting a man on fire over a joke >claims injuries didn't happen because of her setting him on fire, they were earlier injuries Accountability is kryptonite for feminists

@lporiginalg I love the implication that either the sausage was taken before scarpering or that the sausage was taken and nobody realised until after dinner Or maybe they’re just a family who do all their talking over WhatsApp

@VybzUTD Not beating the “ape” accusations Beating his chest though

Without a doubt it’s this one