Derek Timothy
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Derek Timothy
@Derek_Timothy
Husband, father, golfer, bafta winning, allotment owning Data Analyst. Likes are usually accidental. #Schlee/#Schlim
on the sofa เข้าร่วม Mart 2013
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Apparently, if you can see 2 people hugging, your'e left brained, and if you can see a dinosaur you are right brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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@OspreyCharging what's this all about folks? Tried it twice and £90 off my card. Cumbernauld retail park
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@RealJamesWoods How the devil are you James? Hope you are well. It's been about 8 years since you popped up on my timeline. What's happening dude?
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While it’s possible this ceasefire may not last, at least we have a remarkable President who will strive for world peace every day of his life.
God bless President Trump.
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I think my most hilariously funny show in my life was a live show with @JaneyGodley
She started with a story about her husband and whether she used a black byro or a blue byro.
Then Ashley drew a line on her pregnancy test and he asked if it was a black byro. Google it ❤️
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@MathewJLyons @GlasgowAlbum The most beautiful town in France.
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@richardpbacon Mmmmm, there must be better analogies? Dead slaves can't earn money so that was never their evil plan.
How's about
"We were the first to compensate slave owners" a retort?
Many rich people today are lapping up that money.
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I’m a serial killer. I chose to end my serial killing. I did it before other serial killers. And for that, some gratitude is overdue.
Nick Buckley MBE@NickBuckleyMBE
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@thecoastguy Depends how cold though, also how well insulated. The problem we all have is (in no particular order).
The total price including upgrades
The ugliness of them
The noise, that constant unbearable hum.
The minus 20 dilemma where it really doesn't work at all.
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Don't forget heat pumps don't work in the cold.
Martin Daubney 🇬🇧@MartinDaubney
WELL DONE BRITS! We are bottom of the league for heat pump installation When heat pumps are cheaper to buy & run than gas boilers, we'll take to them. Until then, stop banning our boilers & let the market sort itself #comment" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/…
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@goldfinch1952 @TheMistressRox I can see this going downhill fast. Normal kind humans go all personal and cruel over a gender disagreement. Then all sorts of non relevant stuff gets added into the melly. I gave up on this shit months ago, not good for your mental health.
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Why is this Man, who blocked me months ago, trying to illicit harassment? He is vile. And dangerous.
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What's missing from this breakfast?
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@DrNickCampos Treatable for sure.
Cureable? The jury is out.
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Happy Wednesday! How is everyone? Me: I’m fair to meddling as always. 😉
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@RadioClydeNews @HumzaYousaf @jackfostr He's actually pretty good at diplomacy. I'm warming to him. Especially after the shit farm he was left with.
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"I don't know why you're so obsessed with who I'll be cheering on, I'm not even sure if I'll be able to watch the game" ⚽️
@HumzaYousaf is keeping tight lipped about who he's supporting in Sunday's final, but tells @jackfostr he "wishes the Lionesses every bit of luck" 🥅
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@ProfBrianCox Are you talking about multiple irritating universes or irritating people?
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@theJeremyVine Fear of failure?
Is it societiey's fault that we treat failure with such contempt?
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If you're a hospital manager, and your consultants — the medical experts who actually work on a ward — say "We think there's something very wrong going on here," what on earth would justify you telling them they must be making it up?
Amanda Platell@amandajplatell
It’s not just serial baby killer Lucy Letby who should be convicted but the NHS managers who did nothing! Letby has now been convicted of murdering seven premature babies and attempting to murder six others.. this is YEARS after fellow doctors warned of the high death rate while she was in charge
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@GretaThunberg Why don't you plant some turnips? I have excess in trays.
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Week 261. Now marks 5 years since the first school strike for the climate. For 5 years, every week we've demanded climate justice. Some Fridays we've been millions flooding the streets of the world, other Fridays we've been a few dozen braving the cold outside our Parliaments. 🧵
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I love when people make end of the world predictions. Every single one has been proved wrong. Yet they still make them.
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