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Prof. Shitpost

@DevoutSeptian

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เข้าร่วม Nisan 2015
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@DanIsett Just a reminder: Texas Tech is a nobody program that's never achieved anything noteworthy in its entire existence outside of last year. Know your place, sit down and shut the fuck up and just be glad you have a rich alum that'll buy you a team *for now*.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@LaneHaley19574 @ScarletTortilla @JohnReece247 LMAO. Nobody wants fucking Texas Tech. You're a nobody program that's been propped up by a rich alum buying you a team. You have NOTHING aside from that. Hell the ACC already has SMU for the Texas market and it's more than you'd ever bring lmao.
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The Scarlet Ŧortilla🌵
The Scarlet Ŧortilla🌵@ScarletTortilla·
The Big 12’s court action left no choice. Even if this may be the cleanest end to the situation, you can bet Tech is already talking exit strategy from the Big 12. Ending the tortilla tradition and now this, they don’t have Tech’s back and they shouldn’t benefit from having us.
On3@On3

BREAKING: QB Brendan Sorsby and Texas Tech are mutually parting ways, @PeteNakos reports. Sorsby will not play College Football in 2026. on3.com/news/brendan-s…

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Prof. Shitpost
Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@raider_reds_son Bro. Tech is a nobody. Last year was their only notable year of their entire fucking existence. 😂 Your rich alumnus buying you a team last year has seemingly deluded your entire fanbase to reality: you have no bargaining power. No market. No history. Pure MID.
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Raider Reds Fox
Raider Reds Fox@raider_reds_son·
Here’s a good idea, let’s alienate the one school that’s pushing the conference to greater heights and driving up revenue, it won’t bite us in the ass in 2030 at media rights negotiations when they decide they’re out.
Pete Thamel@PeteThamel

This lawsuit basically is the Big 12's way to of tell everyone they won't be pushed around by Texas Tech. The Big 12 lists the Texas Tech Chancellor, President and athletic director as defendants.

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Prof. Shitpost
Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@SynergyXIV Nobody employed is going to read an autistic treatise on the purity of how to play a videogame.
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Paladin
Paladin@Paladinight0·
XIV players embracing sims and cheese strats is pretty aligned with how prominent AI acceptance and usage among the general public is. They only want the reward they don't enjoy the process, they don't view challenges as enjoyable but rather a nuisance.
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tryharderplease
tryharderplease@tryhrdrpls·
Idiots everywhere. False equivalency- did anyone say he was getting a job in a casino? NO. Playing football is not gambling. Yes he placed a handful Of bets on football, but it’s a gambling addiction not a football addiction. So playing is therapeutic and part of his recovery plan!
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bob trollsby 😈😼
bob trollsby 😈😼@bobtrollsby·
I’d like to see the clinical evidence that playing football will help him in his recovery process of his clinically diagnosed addiction to gambling on his own football games
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@FrostyMog Man, fuck the people whining. You guys put on a great event and the bitching over something so negligible is ridiculous. It's a charity event for christs sake lol
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Frosty 🥶
Frosty 🥶@FrostyMog·
A lot of people don't realize this, but I spent all of my PTO on the race and I went back to work Monday morning. The MogTalk leaderboard is a personal passion project, but unfortunately it's not something that can support me. Please be patient with me as I read feedback.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@BrennanBaxt Helping a player in his "recovery" is not mutually exclusive to him playing football. If TTU actually wants to help and this isn't at all about the on field product, they can help him while still not playing him. But you won't do that & it's easy to see through the charade.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@JacobHarrisSBI Nobody asked your fatass opinion. Maybe you should get Tech to support you by sending you to food addiction therapy.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@kirbyhocutt Nobody is reading all that, Kirby. Go fuck yourself, you know what you're doing is wrong.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@AndrewPDoak You've won your conference one time in the last 20 years and only have two conference championships total since 1976. You never appeared in (let alone won) a BCS bowl game, have never played for a national title, and your overall bowl record is sub .500. Tech is mid incarnate.
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Andrew Doak
Andrew Doak@AndrewPDoak·
This isn’t about integrity of the game. They’re upset because Texas Tech has become a legitimate threat on the national college football landscape. It ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun.
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Andrew Doak
Andrew Doak@AndrewPDoak·
The Texas Tech and Brendan Sorsby outrage is hilarious. He wagered a total of $850 on Indiana football while redshirting, placed 40 bets ranging from $1-$114, and never bet on a game he played in.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@Brendan_Sorsby2 Can't wait till someone head hunts your ass on the field this year you fucking parasite
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Brendan Sorsby
Brendan Sorsby@Brendan_Sorsby2·
Wreck ‘Em
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Fillan
Fillan@FillaneXIV·
@feraltsuki Ironically I think the nword was the only slur these people didn't use
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Fillan
Fillan@FillaneXIV·
Hot take: if half of your community can't defend you without using slurs, maybe it's for the best if y'all leave and become another game's problem
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@mane_tank There's no fucking way you're a lawyer IRL while playing this game so fucking much. If anything you're prob some pub defense attorney, like a fry cook calling themselves a chef
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Mane Tank
Mane Tank@mane_tank·
As an IRL lawyer, yesterday's events had me giggling every time I read posts that claimed the terms of service are not legally binding as if clicking "I Agree" meant nothing
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Simply@SimpleBearMode·
@omgthecheat “I was sexually assaulted” “That’s life” Fucking yikes.
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cheat@omgthecheat·
Guy that tops FF14 stream viewership:
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@Grand_Ole_Evan Wow it's almost like the more intelligent someone is, the easier they can see through the bullshit that all those MAGA retards slurp up. Funny how that works, huh?
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Evan 🏛️🪶🌹
Evan 🏛️🪶🌹@Grand_Ole_Evan·
I don’t think people realize what an existential threat to civilization this is.
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Prof. Shitpost@DevoutSeptian·
@llamatodd Nobody is reading all that. You're just some retard who cosplays a streamer & sucks his wife's financial teet to exist. A pathetic, deranged little manlet who knows he's a fucking loser by all metrics so you go online and play MAGA chud crusader to feel like your life has meaning
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llamatodd 🇺🇲
llamatodd 🇺🇲@llamatodd·
The virtue signaling and purity tests continue with the next one the Lego people and leftists deem to be a problem. Fall in line, parrot their ideology or a handful of full diapred crybullies will start their blubbering on socials. Guess what? You're all a fucking joke, more and more chuds will pop up and not give a single fuck about the opinions of Disney adults, crinklers, sex pest gooners and leveling roulette mains whose whole identity is dependent on an active subscription to ffxiv. Haha, it's so laughably pathetic! Also, some of you retards didnt realize I was directly parodying Kate's purge tweet and you lost your shit over it. When she says it, crickets, when the evil Lima says it? Fake lego outrage sperging. What a joke!!
Meka┊VTuber 🧬✨@MechaKittn

I was just going to ignore it because I'm too old to care about the internet discourse you all like to partake in, so I'll make one post addressing it and then move on: I believe everyone has the right to exist. What I don't agree with is pushing your ideology (regardless of what it is) on other people, especially children. And that's something I will never budge on. I don't agree with being so far on one side that you'll literally call someone a "Nazi" if they don't agree with you on certain topics. If you're not mature enough to know that not everyone you disagree with isn't a Nazi then I probably don't want to engage with you anyway. Just like I know not everyone who disagrees with me isn't left, right, up, down, whatever you believe. So just because I believe you have the right to exist, doesn't mean I want to co-exist with you. And trying to push your right to exist to other people when no one is REALLY oppressing you, on EITHER side, is what drives me away from extremist ideologies and perpetual victimhood. You'll find I'm more of an annoyed Centrist. I'm annoyed that if you don't pick one side or the other, that automatically lumps you in with the other side. I believe that everyone is human and what makes us human is that we will NEVER agree on anything (except hating pedophiles and other things that are obviously bad, so don't put words in my mouth if I didn't mention it). Over the past decade on this website we've gone from micro-blogging our lives to having to appease some algorithm overlord by constantly engaging in online discourse. I believe this has radicalized a lot of people on both sides. Which is probably why the people you think are genuine are just performative looking for good boy points. Just because I speak out on certain topics doesn't automatically lump me in with the far side of anything. I'm not going to post anything but gaming stuff. I don't care enough about politics to throw shit at the wall all day and try to invalidate anyone's existences. I'll reply to things sure, but you're not going to get a political account out of me on my feed. As far as my experience with FFXIV: This is honest to God my first playthrough. As far as the /tells? I'm not orchestrating it. I actually found them on Twitter I just don't want to call them out unless I get permission. Like I said in another post if you want me to post your name, I'd be happy to if you want to send me off-the-wall /tells for reactions because some of them can be funny even if you're not being genuine, I really can't tell. And anyone who goes "Oh it's just engagement bait." Why the fuck are we on this website if our goal isn't to engage with people? Stop being annoying. Everyone wants engagement, I see you post memes all the time about getting no notifications. If you think you're some Holier-Than-Thou-I'm-Perfect-In-My-Behavior then you must have already broken every mirror in your house buddy. I'm enjoying my time in FFXIV. I'm old enough to have been through the WoW community ringer. This isn't my first rodeo through a divided community and I understood coming into it that not everything was going to be peaches and rainbows. I was never delusional enough to think starting FFXIV and engaging with the community would always be wholesome. I'll keep my replies open so the people who want their good boy points can make their rebuttals. Just know that at the end of the day, I'm going to go to bed. Wake up, and go on with my life. You can make me an enemy in your head, but from what I've seen from being on the internet for so long is you'll find something else to be angry about in a few days. I'm just the flavor of the day. Anyway, I'm about to enter the Great Gubal Library because Matoya is a petty witch.

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Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚
Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚@highelven·
hearing about ffxiv streamers you used to enjoy being clowns or worse now is kinda heartbreaking. not being a piece of shit can't be that hard
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llamatodd 🇺🇲
llamatodd 🇺🇲@llamatodd·
Calls me vile while wishing me dead in the same breath and there are many other losers like this that got so mad they weaponize a stroke because they have nothing else to argue with. Revealing blackened souls and evil hatred in their shriveled hearts. Typical troon behavior
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Rover@Rover453

@llamatodd The stroke really shouldve gotten your bum ass. What a vile nonce u are

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