The Erudite Tank McGonical tanks. 💊

@KeithRaad @MaryL1973 Doesn’t know a cut from a fade.

We are on 1050 AM until the Knicks wrap and then we switch back home to 880 AM. Nolan McLean vs. Ryne Nelson in AZ.

@claireforny Tell your hood rats to get off welfare and get real jobs.

Landlord profits are up while New Yorkers choose between paying the rent and paying for food. The RGB must freeze the rent on ALL leases. And I’ll fight alongside tenants across NYC to make sure it does in June.

@Salastheboss @oxfordmarlboro I except the suntan lotion. Doesn’t get stolen.

@oxfordmarlboro All teens of all races steal. Adults of all races too.

They treat black teens terribly in DC. There is literally more space for dogs then there are spaces for kids 13 - 18. Not an arcade, bowling alley, barely a skating rink. Barely affordable sit down dining, all the clothing stores closing. What do they really have out side the rec

@MistaBubonic If the feral is a female they will get along now.

@DicksTrickle Mine is, the feral isn't. Once it gets comfortable around me I'll get it fixed.

My cat wants to square up with the feral that I feed every day. Was thinking of taking the feral in but are they going to get along? Arite casamigos tequiler, go check em out. They do a great job.

@ElizabethHolmes OK. I’ll try to mind my own business and stay out of prison.

@DicksTrickle Maybe some powerful people want problems to remain problems. Maybe they profit from those problems.

I tried to warn you. We are completely unprepared for the next pandemic.

@MarkZinno You would do the same thing, too.

Translation: We were a 23-1 long-shot to win the Derby and don’t think we would win the shorter track against a horse like Renegade again. So we will preserve our horse’s health — AHEM! “Value” — and get the max we can for future stud fees. Gutless horse owners have killed this sport. They prioritize money over wins and legacy. She’s not the first, nor the last do this. It’s just destroyed this once insanely popular sport.

A virus with a 30-50 percent mortality rate is slowly gaining steam and god help us if it goes crazy. Thanks to Donald the CDC and other organizations have been pillaged and put out to pasture. This is life in Donald Trumps America.

We’ve left the galaxy

@ladygaga Freak show said what?

Tuning in now to the California governor debate on CNN, if you vote in California I urge you to tune in and learn more about our candidates with me!

@DrNeilStone The non-gutted one fucked up the last one pretty good.

The CDC has been gutted. I'm telling you now. The US is NOT ready for the next pandemic

@TioALnyc @WFAN660 Got it

I have more info about the story I shared at the end of my show and I'll share it during tomorrow's episode of Absolute Cintron on @WFAN660 I don't need to run shit my multiple sources I've been batting 1000 when I have shared news.. The other news Vladdy Jr wanting to be a Met I caught shit for and what happened weeks maybe a few months later Vladdy Jr said it himself but the Jays paid him... Again I don't care about being a news breaker but when I do share I trust who I'm getting it from.

@gimmei_nyc @Crime_In_NYC I bet she lives in a food desert.

@Crime_In_NYC She’s too fat is the problem. We know not to sit in those seats overtaken by lard.

Police are looking for a security guard who allegedly punched a 77-year-old woman aboard a Manhattan subway train last month, all because the senior attempted to sit next to her. According to police sources, the assault occurred at around 3:25 p.m. on April 18 aboard a Southbound D train. The train was at the Broadway-Lafayette Subway Station when the senior attempted to sit next to a woman. “You can’t sit here, it’s too hot,” the suspect allegedly said before elbowing the victim, the sources said. The perpetrator then punched the 77-year-old woman in the face. While the perpetrator fled the train, the septuagenarian suffered pain to her face and swelling. She was treated on the scene by EMS. The suspect was last seen wearing a black uniform with the words “Arrow Security” on the sleeve, and black boots. No arrests have been made. Anyone with information regarding this assault can call Crime Stoppers at 800-577-TIPS. amny.com/news/security-…

@NYCMayor Got it.

I am horrified and angered by the swastikas painted on homes and synagogues in Queens, including on a plaque honoring survivors of Kristallnacht. This is not just vandalism — it is a deliberate act of antisemitic hatred meant to instill fear.

There is no place for antisemitism in Queens or anywhere in our city. I stand in solidarity with our Jewish neighbors. Their safety, dignity, and belonging are non-negotiable.

The NYPD Hate Crimes Task Force is investigating and I am confident those responsible will be held accountable.

@cowincrisis well fuck you too then

@tinainvirginia @DaveScarangella @NrvCanblasters That’s the name of one of the brands that make them. Like aspirin, the word has become generic. toter.com And they do begin to stink over time. Good business idea, but im too cheap to pay someone pour bleach into it. Others arent.

@DaveScarangella Never heard it referred to as a toter. So it’s a trash can with 2 wheels? We have those and the @NrvCanblasters clean it once a month which makes my husband so happy we get a date night.

I keep a Ring camera in an upstairs window facing the cul de sac so I can keep an eye out for deliveries, and I have the motion settings turned on, but the alerts turned off so I won't get pinged at 3 AM because some squirrel was playing in the driveway. First thing every morning I look at the "history" section of the app to see if I missed anything. As it turns out, last night I put the toter on the curb, but one neighbor with teenagers in the house must have had a get-together and one of the attendees parked their car in front of the curb where the toter was, making it tough to get to. My history showed a motion warning at 5:43 AM. A man who looked a lot like a Dad got out of his vehicle, moved the toter over in front of the mailbox so it could easily be accessed, then drove on to work. The vehicle's occupants left at 7 AM, about 15 minutes before the garbage truck arrived, so it didn't really matter. But what a thoughtful gesture on the part of the Dad. I have great neighbors...

@PhilMickelson Did the Saudis tell you to say that?

No more oil from the Middle East, skyrocketing gas prices, highest gas tax in the nation, jet fuel shortage, national security threat from CA’s policies, and marine life destruction from the largest natural seepage in the world. This is equivalent to the guy drowning trying to drown the guy saving him. The epitome of incompetent leadership right here.

@Brooklynp8triot @NYCMayor @GovKathyHochul Thugs wear badges

NYC, @NYCMayor, and @GovKathyHochul — who exactly are you hiring for the NYPD? Officers kitted out in balaclavas and beanies, throwing gang signs and posing like street enforcers with a civilian in a fast-food spot. This isn’t community policing; it’s cosplay for the very criminals they’re supposed to deter. The ‘finest’ have never looked more compromised. Who signed off on this?

@WFAN660 @craigcartonlive Obnoxious

Craig RIPS Philadelphia fans for not selling out Sixers/Knicks games: "That's what makes you a minor league joke of a sports town" 😳 @craigcartonlive