Ahmed M🇸🇩

First black Countdown champion. Feels quite good you know 😏 Shared the stage with some lovely people And course special shout out to one of the most intelligent people in the UK @aimafidon, first black arithmetician on Countdown, and an incredible person. Groundbreaking series!

@Trillsar271 @GoonerballFC Diff gravy

@GoonerballFC A #real midfielder

Zubimendi being a dumbass comp

@GortzAFC @PureAngles Watch the vid lol

@PureAngles You guys don't trust MLS but still believe in Odegaard?

Yeah I’m not starting MLS either. I’m already having nightmares of him doing that shielding nonsense he does and getting dispossessed

@odgrg Always Saka but Palmer and Foden are left alone🤔

“Hot take. Saka is the worst player ever who played in Champions leauge semi final”

@BODY_W0_WHORGAN Nah I think I remember reading that he intended for them to be seen as Christian saviours

Insane for Mel Gibson to make like this INCREDIBLY racist movie for like 99% of it only to sort of pull the rug and be like 'yeah what comes immediately after this is so much fucking worse' with one shot

#7 - first touch

@FuadCadani 'Add me back on snap tho' lool

Ppl expecting “Fulham” to turn up today lol

@scottm723 @Mev0w3x @WuKingdom1 @Dooms_Day9 Ok, then there's nothing to do. This was a fun little exercise

Imagine you woke up on a ladder in the middle of the sky what would you do.?🤔😳

@alihendro10 @user84848384 @abz8821 They had less injuries than they do now actually lol

@user84848384 @abz8821 Means a lot he had an injury rigged team

brev

@_sjakelly @LickshotLippy @mb_02x Hincapie and Calafiori are slow

@LickshotLippy @mb_02x ????? no he fucking isnt

MLS ‘slow and small’ 😂😂

@Bluemoon119900 @elmata_7 @Varca_Owner 41 goals in 41 games

@elmata_7 @Varca_Owner No he's not. He was.

@sammymalty @ICQChelsea @Trill_MUFC @JmeBBK north too theyre basically all over now london now

@ICQChelsea @Trill_MUFC @JmeBBK Couple shops in West now

I’ve never eaten Morley’s in my life, and I dropped out weed when I was 17. Blessups and press-ups my guy.

Eze off is unforgivable I’m sorry

@benitopacketo @Petersbrooking @alexsakalis Yes

@Petersbrooking @alexsakalis So I’m making up the fact that anti-social behaviour, drug dealing and vagrancy has noticeably and visibly increased in my corner of London?

"London was safer 15 years ago" my brother in christ there's an itsu in brixton

@RonaldWheezing @HaterBooth @arxhiiie @mrsassain You just don't know how language works

@HaterBooth @arxhiiie @mrsassain No, that is not an English sentence/expression. It’s fine if you’re not a native English speaker but you’re entirely wrong and sound illiterate.

Unrelated but can black Brits stop saying I can’t be “asked” OMG ARSED ARSED ARSED not asked

@PeterPorker97 chill chronicle was great

Galera tem preguiça de pensar. Nenhum desses filmes foi um sucesso unânime de crítica e público além de terem problemas internos. Hancock ate fez grana, mas levou bomba dos críticos. Nenhum desses filmes tinha a confiança de um Dark Knight, HdF1 e Homem-Aranha

Advinha o que os 4 tem em comum e você consegue entender o motivo de não fazerem isso

@p0kejun its not awful, melody is good

this might be the worst attempt at a beat i’ve ever heard 😭 1.7 million subscribers btw

@Talent71011 @MusaOzil__ @DeadlineDayLive this is first 2 seasons

@MusaOzil__ @DeadlineDayLive 27 goals 21 Assists not 24 even

🚨 The worst transfers in Premier League history, according to ESPN. 1️⃣ Mykhaylo Mudryk – Shakhtar to Chelsea 2️⃣ Antony – Ajax to Man United 3️⃣ Nicolas Pépé – Lille to Arsenal 4️⃣ Ali Dia – Free agent to Southampton 5️⃣ Danny Drinkwater – Leicester to Chelsea 6️⃣ Ricky Álvarez – Inter to Sunderland 7️⃣ Romelu Lukaku – Inter to Chelsea 8️⃣ Jadon Sancho – Dortmund to Man United 9️⃣ Tomas Brolin – Parma to Leeds 🔟 Kalvin Phillips – Leeds to Man City 1️⃣1️⃣ Alexis Sánchez – Arsenal to Man United 1️⃣2️⃣ Bosko Balaban – Dinamo Zagreb to Aston Villa 1️⃣3️⃣ Wesley Fofana – Leicester to Chelsea 1️⃣4️⃣ Steve Marlet – Lyon to Fulham 1️⃣5️⃣ Dani Osvaldo – Roma to Southampton 1️⃣6️⃣ Winston Bogarde – Barcelona to Chelsea 1️⃣7️⃣ Andriy Shevchenko – AC Milan to Chelsea 1️⃣8️⃣ David Bentley – Blackburn to Tottenham 1️⃣9️⃣ Bebe – Vitoria Guimaraes to Man United 2️⃣0️⃣ Andy Carroll – Newcastle to Liverpool 2️⃣1️⃣ Mario Balotelli – AC Milan to Liverpool 2️⃣2️⃣ Rasmus Højlund – Atalanta to Man United 2️⃣3️⃣ Eliaquim Mangala – Porto to Man City 2️⃣4️⃣ Tanguy Ndombele – Lyon to Tottenham 2️⃣5️⃣ Kepa Arrizabalaga – Athletic Bilbao to Chelsea Do you agree with these rankings? (📸 @SportBible)

@Anyalottielfc @Abtilibaan @Mukzafc papapincus they deleted it though

@Abtilibaan @Mukzafc Wait who

If only Saka knew you posted this couple months ago

@Martlu12 @phantom_khalid 'Account based in Estonia'

@phantom_khalid this is sure hard to believe with gangs of immigrants running in the streets shooting fireworks at each other or snatching phones. check your postcode,you may not live in a diverse enough area

i grew up in london and it’s overwhelmingly a higher trust place now than it was in the 90s/2000s